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Milk Nymphos

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 6/19/07

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Milk Nymphos

Evil Angel/Buttman Magazine Choice

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Jay Sin

Cast: Sophie Dee, Lexi Love, Annette Schwarz, Lorelei Lee, Jon Jon, Kelly "Fuckin" Wells, Sammy Rhodes, Buxon Candy 38F, Aline, Allison Pierce, Andrew Andretti

Length: 176:16 minutes

Date of Production: 3/24/2007

Extra's: Unlike many other releases in the series, there were some decent, albeit short, extras offered up this time. It started out with a 6:22 minute long Behind the Scenes featurette that was largely a series of photoshoots although fans of "squirting" will like watching Sophie "squirt" on the toilet (okay, like all squirting, she was clearly taking a leak). This was followed by some limited filmographies and four photogalleries (one for each scene). There was then a 6:43 minute series of interviews though there was also some goofing around there too; with a nod to foot fetish stuff. That was followed by a 1:13 minute selection of bloopers and a 12:31 minute long series of outtakes, a cast list, a pop shot compilation, and 2 trailers to other titles in the series. Okay, the extra footage would typically be included in a single package called Behind the Scenes but seeing it broken up like this was an interesting change of pace for me. In all, it was a decent selection though.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Milk Nymphos was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot by director Jay Sin for Evil Angel under their Buttman Magazine Choice line. The bitrate was usually in the mid to upper 3 Mbps range but the basic lighting covered the action fairly well so there were not a lot of shadows around during the four scenes. The flesh tones were slightly too saturated and the composition of the shots was not always the best for the ladies but the milk tricks that so fascinated director Jay Sin were obviously the most important thing to capture for him; the wacky fun a bit much at times for my sensibilities. Still, the action was clearly recorded and the raw energy of the cast was caught better than I expected; making it a decent looking fuck flick in most ways. The audio was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital English using a 192 Kbps bitrate; the lack of separation and dynamic range meaning the audio was a bit flatter than hoped for. It was low end audio for the most part but given the fetish niche of the movie, this is to be expected.

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Body of Review: Jay Sin is one of those directors that I really haven't heard much about in recent years though his work must have something going for it to land him his latest release for Evil Angel called Milk Nymphos; the latest title in the Buttman Magazine series. The movie has four scenes of decadent fun centering on the use of milk, be it in enemas, pouring onto each other, or used to make a mess for oral worship and cleanup. I've seen a fair amount of such circus act sex in gonzo of late by a few other directors known for their high levels of kink factor but this was the first time it was the main focal point of the show. The cast had some of the industry's best known extreme queens too, both new and established, each adding a different dynamic to their scene which made for a pretty wild ride altogether. That said, if you want to enjoy nearly three hours of perverted sex, you could do far worse than this one, the raw energy showing a lot of potential on the part of the director. Here's a quick look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used:

Scene One: Sophie Dee and Lexi Love, a couple of extreme queens known for their circus act sex tricks, were up first in body stockings while dressed up like cats. They played a bit as though they were felines, savoring the bowl of milk laid out before them with their names on it. This led to some heated but playful lesbian tricks as expected, the gals meowing as they sniffed and slurped milk on the floor. The music playing in the background was kind of weird for this kind of action but the gals used the milk to get all messy on the floor and furniture before slipping into a traditional lesbian scene. There was a fair amount of anal play with large toys, a strap on dildo included for kicks. If you like milk enemas, you'll find this one chalk full of them; the gals shitting out the milk into the mouths of one another, doing some face sitting, and a variety of other admittedly twisted antics before it ended.

Scene Two: Annette Schwarz, the German anal queen, and her frequent sex partner, busty Lorelei Lee, were up next on the porch with Jon Jon playing a milkman. The gals poured milk on one another and Jon sucked it from the curve of Annette's ass, the trio going inside before they went too far for the neighbor's sake. The wet t-shirt contest the gals had employed milk and they were quite frisky with each other, allowing Jon to watch from the small love seat as the ladies played with the cold fluid. This continued until the floor was a mess with the milk all over it, the gals then blowing Jon (Annette filling her mouth with cold milk first to give him the weird sensation that few gals seem willing to try these days). It was an active hummer and soon led to him taking turns screwing them; the fleshy gals impaling themselves on cock with some help from each other. They also did some nasty milk enema antics with swallowing, the ladies proving that sharing was caring before they cumswapped his wad of population pudding by the yellow love seat. I have to admit that while the milk angle was not my favorite thing, the gals here showed a lot of chemistry, as they always seem to do, in the heated pairing with Jon.

Scene Three: Kelly "Fuckin" Wells, a curvy gal known for her own brand of nasty tricks, and attractive Sammy Rhodes, were up next with a large gal named Buxon Candy 38F. Candy was a lot larger than usual for porn (at least anything outside of fatty porn) but if you like large gals that bake cookies; you'll find her a milk maid kind of gal. After she brought the other two cookies and a pitcher of milk, they all started doing titty worship on each other; concentrating on Candy's huge breasts. This then became an ass scene as Sammie and Candy spent a lot of time working over Kelly's ass with milk; rimming it and pouring milk on it while getting milk mustaches. The spanking was intermittent and the process was then applied to Candy's ample sample, the ladies laughing as they engaged in the depraved acts. There were toys (including a strap on dildo) and more of the milk enemas, each of the gals taking a turn as receiver in the active riding they portrayed. Candy left the scene when the penetrative action began; handing off the strap on dildo before the other two kissed and began working it hard. Kelly took the most ass fucking of the cast, her huge gape looking rather painful to me though she appeared to relish the idea of the huge toy stretching her rectum. The scene ended with a bang and some ATM; proving that this trio was not bad at performing.

Scene Four: Aline and Allison Pierce, a couple of cute coed types, were walking along the sidewalk in their skimpy outfits (tight shorts and crop top on one of them and a blue jean skirt and colorful top on the other, before coming across a sign advertising milkshakes. The ladies went up to the apartment where the treats were served and soda jerk Andrew Andretti gave them a milkshake to share as they sat at the table. The ladies wanted him to join them (lord knows why though) and they started pawing him to an erection, asking if they could tie him up before the scene cut away to the gals in PVC fetishware and Andrew looking quite faggy. Initially, his mouth was gagged and his hands bound in front of him; the gals teasing him with their body parts before deciding to let him go as a means to force him to serve their needs better. The gals were really cute here and by this point in the scene, I was thinking maybe the milk tricks were going to be limited but as they blew him, he rubbed milk on their heated figures, the milk enemas beginning as the gals pushed them out for effect. It was another messy scene and he was eventually allowed to screw them; the nozzle filling one hole while his cock filled the other before the messy milk shitting. This continued with both gals; the anal action showing him in charge by this point and continuing the theme before he rubbed out a modest load to their faces.

Summary: Milk Nymphos by director Jay Sin for Evil Angel had enough nasty fuck for the buck to warrant a rating of Recommended for me thanks in no small part to the replay and strokability of the action. The technical matters were competently handled and the cast included some quirky surprises that might show the director was willing to think outside the box; no pun intended. There was a lot of anal here, no surprise for a title distributed by Evil Angel, and the chemistry levels displayed in Milk Nymphos were exceptionally high in most cases so I look forward to Jay's next release under the Evil Angel banner.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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