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Monster Meat

Studio: Digital Sin » Review by Saul Good » Review Date: 6/22/07

XCritic's Advice: Watch It Online

Genre: Straight -

Director: Compilation

Cast: Rita Faltoyano, Carmen Luvana, Krystal Jordan, Mia Rose, Alektra Blue, Sabrina Jade, Adriana, Michelle Tucker, Malorie Marx, Rebeca Linares, Velicity Von, Katarina Kraven, Ashley Long, and Trinity

Length: 5hrs 30 min

Production Date: Digital Sin, 2007

Extras: Scene Access: Without act access
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Audio/Video: The Audio of the film is 2.0 and varies for each scene in this compilation. There were no notable problems. The Video is the same; mostly the images are crisp and well lit, but there is a scene or two that looks as though it wasn't given much effort or attention.

Body of Review: Digital Sin Video is holding nothing back as they bring you a movie with the most monster cock ever though. This 14 scene 2-disc "Monster Edition" screams for attention. But as always, there is the quantity vs quality battle. If Digital Sin can deliver this compilation with half of what it teases, fans of girls sucking big dicks will be very happy.

Scene 1: Rebecca & Ian
Acts Included: Oral, Vag, PTM,
Rebecca looks super-hot in a plaid miniskirt. Her hair is wet and she's sweating a bit as she undresses and rubs her completely shaved pussy. In no time Ian is putting a nice-sized hammer in her hard to reach places, giving her a steady jump with fast short pumps. Rebecca loves it and squeels before putting his monster meat barely in her mouth. They try a few positions on the bed, but Rebecca has to pace her self with his slamming. A generally hot steam with solid, no frills fucking. Rebecca makes it work with her energy and excitement. Her thigh-high, white stockings help too. Ends with some quick stocking play and a mouth & hand wack-off.

Scene 2: Ashley &Sledge
Acts Included: Oral, Vag, PTM, Anal, Some gape, Facial
Ashley is led into a bedroom by Sledge Hammer. She crawls on the floor wearing a red, fishnet body suit and immediately takes Sledge's thick cock. Sledge has a big cock, but he's also a big boy--a WWF type which is kinda weird. Ashley makes the most of this scene, despite her silly red number that only seems to obstruct her body. The couple's chemistry is decent. Most of their bone time is spent in anal, which is at least a tad more exciting. A piledriver on a sky blue shag carpet is one for the album. And Ashley gives plenty of brown-eye winks to the camera. Sledge puts the batter where it's supposed to go and Ashley leaves us with a dripping chin.

Scene 3: Krystal & Jack
Acts Included: Oral, Vag, PTM, Titfuck, Facial
Krystal is a sweet faced brunette with puppy dog eyes and a little pout for cock. Jack fulfills her needs by squating over her and dangling his meat and potatoes in her face. Krystal is not shy about taking his thick, black meat and does it nice and slow. Jack thrusts slow and deep, pulling his wet dick out for Krystal suck clean. Krystal is a teeny tad heavy, but her thick ass gets plenty of well deserved airtime when she gets banged doggy and later rides Jack in cowboy. Anal would have been a nice treat, simply because of her well-formed rear end. But we are left to just watch it remain sealed. Jack tity-fucks for a second and then pops his cap on Krystal's cheek for an okay facial to an okay scene.

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Scene 4: Alektra & Chris
Acts Included: Oral, Vag, Facial
Alextra Blue is a gorgeous, dark haired star. She starts her scene lying on a bed rubbing her breasts and pierced cooch. She looks like the girls you see at the grocery, except with a rock hard stiffy between her lips. She pats her pus while getting Chris ready, giving him a lot of good oral that includes some deep throating and a very mild gag or two. Alextra slips his dick inside her and pounds nicely until we see her vag cream a little. While in doggy and riding cowgirl, her brown eye winks and stares at the camera. Her sweet little asshole looks like it's seen tighter days, but there's no proof seen here. A nice reverse piledrive and Alextra's good looks save the lack of anal. She tugs a gunshot into her throat and gulps it down.

Scene 5: Sabrina & Lex
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Facial
Sabrina looks like someone's older sister, circa 1985. Regardless, this strawberry-haired gal begins with heavy petting before Lex finally moves in and speeds the slow scene. Lex is about as big as they come and Sabrina hardly scratches the surface when she sticks his black rod between her lips. The couple move to a couch that is about as sexy as the rest of the scene. Sabrina gives it a try, but there's just no buzz here. Her pierced clit and a couple of silly tattoos on her pasty boobs make me scan ahead. Naturally, there is anal here, but no one's watching.

Scene 6: Ariana & Jean
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, ATM, Gag, Slapping, Anal ICS
Adriana looks rather fine with hardly anything on. An Asian girl, Adriana is very petite woman with a surprisingly thick ass that winks nicely. Circus tricks must be her thing. She takes the cigarette she's smoking and puts it in her ass and winks it. For such a small girl, Adriana deep throats pretty damn good. She gets Jean's cock almost in completely. Adriana smokes during the oral, blowing smoke on his cock and taking puffs when his dick isn't in her mouth. Her asshole soon becomes the star of the ring; Jean drills it slow and easy, pulling out to spread her hole in nasty, red gapes and we nearly get a pink sock. The hardcore is nice in this scene, but there's a scuzziness that makes it less appealing. Both actors have a blotch skin thing going on and the lighting in the room is not dark, but dank and yellowish, giving the entire scene a dirty look--in a bad way. If you like something that looks like it was filmed one night at a hotel in the Philippines, then this'll toot your horn. Gagging, spitting, Atms, slapping, it's all here. Not ridiculous amounts. It's quality under quantity this time. Ends with a pop shot in her ass, and some sloppy cum farting. Just icky.

Scene 7: Rita & Ben
Acts Included: Oral, Vag, Anal, ATM, Facial
Rita is not supermodel quality but she's got nice goods. Ben plunges her fat pussy lips with a glass dildo before putting it in her ass. She slobs his nob noisily while looking into the camera and smacking his wet dick all over her face. Ben lifts her to the bed, puts her on her back, and slips his cock in her vag. Rita is better to watch than look at. She takes it anally, and Ben jabs her hole in a routine we know by heart. Her meaty thighs and big butt look great when she's drilled from behind. If only we could stay there. Mediocre action with a gal you'll forget before you eject the disc.

Scene 8: Velicity & Shane
Acts Included: Oral, Vag, Facial
Velicity Von is a big momma with bit tities. A pretty face but not exactly a MILF. Sloppy pussy rubbing starts the scene until Shane appears. Velicity gives a mediocre blowjob with occasional tit fuck, but when Shane bends her over the couch and slides his big wanker deep, things really get going. Shane pounds her ass, spreading her buttcheeks to show her hole in a nice POV from above. Velicity may have a fold or two in the gut, but she fucks like she thinks she's the queen of Sheba and somehow it's a pleasure watching her hefty bod get slammed. Like a good girl, she swallows a thick load of jizz.

Scene 9: Katrina & Manuel
Acts Included: Oral, Vag, PTM, Rimming, Anal, ATM, Facial
Katrina has a little vampire thing going for her. Dressed in all black and with black hair she looks like Morticia. Nonetheless, Katrina has a very sweet face and a mouth that can suck the paint off walls. Manuel gets his dick and balls licked, then spoons Katrina on the ground for hard and steady in-and-out. A harmless PTM leads to Katrina with her face buried in Manuel's crack. Manuel plays a little rough, spanking Katrina and eventually plugging her ass. There's a good vibe and some heat but the shot is dark except for a window casting an annoying glare on everything. This would have been more enjoyable if the lighting was cleaned a tad. Manuel sprays her in the face by the end.

Scene 10: Carmen & Julian
Acts Included: Oral, Vag, Facial
Young, blonde and leggy Carmen is a smoking chick. This perfect figured girl has a baby doll face but is plagued with nasty boob job scars under her globes. Add on top of this the use of a condom, and it almost doesn't matter how Carmen looks. A heavy breather, Carmen huffs and puffs while she does little more than get boned and throw her blond hair out of her face. They try a number of positions, and Carmen does perk-up a bit when on top, but it doesn't matter because it all sounds the same.

Scene 11: Mia & Erik
Acts Included: Oral, Vag, Facial
Sweet faced Mia has almond eyes that just sink into the camera lens. Her tight, young body looks great in leopard panties. Erik gives Mia a really long chew out before whipping out his thick, straight cock. Mia sucks it enthusiastically and remains beautiful throughout. At times his dick is too much and she almost gags, and this sends her natural little boobs jiggling. Mia's not really as hot to watch bone. She's all over the place, squirming around and it looks like the two are wrestling rather than fucking--supposedly in the throes of orgasm, but hey it's porn. The camera mimics these movements and only makes it worse. Mia is nice to look at, but a headache to watch.

Scene 12: Linda & Peter North
Acts Included: Oral, Vag, Facial
Linda and Peter North start things on a bed. Their tops are off and they do a little pre-game smooching. Linda is a thin framed blonde with tities like dixie cups speckled with a few cute freckles. She gives Pete fair head, mostly sticking to the tip of his shaft. Pete doesn't mind though and returns the favor by putting her in reverse cowgirl, fiddling her clit as he slips in and out. Linda is another gal that doesn't bring much to the scene, except heavy weazes and a random squeel. Peter mainly does his thing and then plasters her face in a way only he can.

Scene 13: Malorie Marx & Nacho
Acts Included: Oral, Vag, Gag, PTM, Facial
Nacho and Malorie huddle in a corner where Nacho aggresively fingers her twat and has her taste her own juices. Malorie is a pretty star, a bit older but still a plesant girl to watch. She opens her mouth like a manhole and Nacho jabs her tonsils. He pokes her until she drools and then he shakes his dick in her throat making the sound of someone plunging a toilet. Malorie gags and lets her spit stream from her chin and Nacho pitches one long hard tent in her cheek. Nacho fucks her doggystyle, smacking her ass and showing he's boss. He plays a little rough with her, but it's done slowly so it doesn't seem quite so aggresive. A few acts, like a foot on her head or throat, change the pace, but by now we should have seen it coming. Nacho pounds her pussy to completion and unleashes on her chin and chest.

Concluding Words: "Monster Meat" is an overloaded compilation of mediocre big dick action. Like most comps, there's a ton of variety, one or two good scenes, and then fill. Most of the actors in these scenes were very good looking, but there seemed something lacking in the scenes themselves. There was nothing fresh about them. The men did have enormous peckers, but the girls rarely gave them a second glance, save a couple of gags. Monster Meat sounds scary, and I'da thought at least some of the girls might feel intimidated or hesitant, but they all were pros and most of them took to the monster cock like babies to milk. Technically, the footage is a mixed bag, but that's expected. There are over 5 hours stretched across 2 discs (but only 13 scenes, not 14 as stated) so there's no bonus footage or extra features typical for 2-disc sets. As a compilation porn flick, "Monster Meat" is decent and good for an ample amount of energy, but as a movie of girls handling heavy meat, it's nothing spectacular. Rent It


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