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MILF School 3


Studio: Club Jenna » Review by Crimson Clown » Review Date: 6/23/07



XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

There's really no need to go into why I enjoy watching a good MILF film, other than the fact that older women just appeal to me, and there's really no reason to explain to you what a MILF is, but "MILF School 3" is a very good film for those that enjoy women over thirty, considered MILF's getting banged in every corner of an apartment. For its credit, "MILF School 3" is an entertaining porn entry that plays out like a compilation release of those much lauded MILF Hunter websites where a sarcastic cameraman and a buff man talk a hot woman who have aged like fine wine in the streets of Miami to come back to an apartment and just fuck for a long time; one even doesn't mind going back because she'd just like to be in a porn with Jenna Jameson. The real caveat though is the camera man who just will not shut up sometimes, especially when viewers will be trying to get into a specific moment; but thankfully, he manages to stay silent and observe while the performers do what they're there to do, and it often gets too hot to handle.

Scene One: Sharona Gold

Sharona Gold is a gorgeous woman, and almost the quintessential MILF that this movie should have been built around; and the director makes a very good choice of topping the film off with Sharona's visit, because it's probably the best of the movie. She's blonde, aged very well, and has a fantastic body that jumps off the screen... we can hope. Sharona is gladly not a cardboard cut out as she puts her beautiful body on display in positions that have her full spread with longs, plump breasts, and a sweet face, and she just enjoys everything with a huge scream and moan, and lets Tommy pound her with all over the white centerpiece of the apartment, and looks gorgeous taking it fast and hard. She's very involving with her scene and is just the right person to head up this film and really gives a reason for the viewer to rewind and replay for the extra impact.

Scene Two: Jasmine

Jasmine is less believable as a MILF, as she seems to be really only in her early thirties and has no really discerning features that would make the viewer buy that she's a MILF at all. She's often times very lifeless and seems pretty bored, and doesn't have a lot of the charisma we should see in her sequence. She's almost incapable of displaying for the camera, and just won't hit the right nerve with the audience as we can hope. Her speech is muffled, and the camera never indicates how much she's enjoying the sex. Not to mention her scene is pretty quick and builds no heat, as she insists she's in a bit of a hurry. So, she goes in and we cut to a blowjob, and the fucking continues on without much mounting anticipation from the get go. Jasmine is a beautiful woman, but one that sticks out from the rest of the fine women in this collection.

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Scene Three: Sabrina James

Sabrina James is much like Sharona Gold. I bought her as a MILF, and I was really involved with the scenario placed before us. The scene begins with her lying on a bed and conversing with the camera man, and it's obvious she's not only in the mood but very anxious to get down to business. She looks like an actual hot mom and it helps the sequence very much, and she has charisma, which is also a plus. She and Travis get down and dirty from the moment they start, and Sabrina is yet another banner star for this movie. Sabrina is loving the fucking, and she almost gives Sharona a run for her money really taking it deep and hard with her mate. She screams, she groans, and she just screeches as her mate Travis looks to be genuinely turned on by her adventurous attitude going into this scenario pounding her as she cries out into the bed, tears and all.

Scene Four: Sara Sinn

Sara is picked up at a local supermarket, the prime place for MILFs, and is found bringing out a kart in the front and is persuaded to go back with the camera man. Sara is not an easy sell from the beginning as she seems rather innocent and unwilling to play along, but then this wouldn't be a fun movie if they all turned them down. Sara is a beautiful woman with a nine month old, and a great natural body, who seems rather excited to play along, and strips almost the drop of a hat. She has a great plump ass, and great breasts, but sadly her sequence is another of the weakest. She never really seems to enjoy being fucked hard as she bounces and contorts, and nothing comes out of her mouth for most of the time. She moans a bit, but she never seems to enjoy what she's getting done to her and sadly, she's better to look at than watch fuck.

Scene Five: Cameron Keys

Cameron is found on a bus stop, just relaxing while her son is away, and she's yet another of the trio of great sequences in the movie. Cameron is first of all a gorgeous woman, one who also resembles a great MILF, and is absolutely stunning. She looks great in the buff, but she's just as great to look at fully clothed wearing a leather jacket. She has an amazing body, a believable demeanor, and really just has a charisma that will make the viewer bust a nut at any moment. It's too short for what this woman is capable of, but she provides us with a beautiful scenario: Fucking a hot mom in a kitchen. This woman is beautiful, and is an excellent book end to Sharona Gold's jump start. It's an excellent finisher to a good MILF film.

Video:

"Milf School 3" is presented in a full screen transfer that works in favor of many of the scenes. Though widescreen is basically my preferred format, "Milf School 3" doesn't suffer, and the video is utterly crisp from start to finish with easily discernable sex scenes, and no fuzziness or blocky sequences. The colors are a little dull, especially when the camera man is outside chatting it up with the MILFS, and the worst is by far the introduction with Sabrina, which ends up being incoherent, and rather fuzzy.

Sound:

The sound is a constant problem from start to finish. Often times I could barely understand what the hell the interviewer was saying to his subjects, and I could barely hear any of the moans unless the woman was screaming. In the introduction with Sabrina, she's barely audible, and she's often drowned out by street noises, including a booming bus that makes all the sound blank. And the sequence with Sara Sinn is another troublesome area as she seemed to be moaning, but I could barely notice if she actually was in the end. Even with my volume turned up, I couldn't understand a lot of the conversations, and body noises.

Extras:

Sadly, there's almost nothing here for the average viewer to enjoy. There's just a photo gallery, which is useless for folks with screen capture capabilities, and it's just pointless when you have the actual damn movie in front of you. Beyond that, there's also a slew of previews that are great to watch, but really just too brief to soak up and harden up to. The DVD Rom capability only really takes you to four Jenna Jameson related websites, many of which I've already been there and done. The Extras sadly doesn't make up for much of the film's flaws, and it's really an avenue you'll spend twenty minutes on, at best.

Final Thoughts:

Overall, "MILF School 3" lacks a real energy, but it's a pretty damn good compilation of gorgeous women getting it in all ends. Though there are two lacking sequences that are much too short, and much too dull, and the camera man is a real task to undertake at times, especially with the occasional difficult fuck shots that make certain moments sloppy to watch. But, it's worth it just to watch the three gorgeous women Cameron Keys, Sharona Gold, and Sabrina James fuck both their mates and viewers, who will find it almost impossible to stand sitting there. The packaging is very good, and the extras are lacking, but the film is entertaining enough to warrant one or two viewings just to look at the ravishing Cameron Keys again.


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