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Crazy Big Tits


Studio: Exquisite » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 6/25/07



XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Crazy Big Tits

Venom Digital

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Jordan R. Septo

Cast: Daphne Rosen, Lee Stone, Eva Angelina, Alex Sanders, Cheyne Collins, Trina Michaels, Sergio, Gianna Lynn, Emilianna, Sascha

Length: 158:32 minutes

Date of Production: 2/20/2007

Extra's: The best extra was the lengthy Behind the Scenes feature by Jordan lasting 50:42 minutes long. Staring off with Trina Michaels trying out all her new lingerie from Mexico (where she had been vacationing at a convention) and ending up with Emilianna, the feature showed the gals trying out sexy clothing and providing anecdotes as well as do some photoshoot material and bits of the sex footage. Jordan's female assistant joined him about half way through and provided some playful verbal banter with him about the ladies, the BTS adding some vale for this fan to enjoy. There was also a photogallery and pop shot compilation from the scenes but the BTS was easily the best extra by far.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Crazy Big Tits was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as originally shot by director Jordan Septo for release by Venom Digital. The lighting was solid in most cases and that led to limited amounts of grain and video noise compared to similar movies by other directors. The composition of the shots was virtually always favorable to the ladies, focusing on their strengths rather than minor flaws in most cases, and that added some measure of fun to the scenes here. The DVD was mastered well enough and I thought the visual elements worked very nicely generally speaking. The bitrate hovered around the 5.5 Mbps mark, typically just shy of it, for most of the movie and I saw no compression artifacts as a result. The 2.0 Dolby Digital English audio was slightly hollow in the limited setting of the couch in the living room in most cases. I could not always hear the vocals well enough for my tastes so they were sometimes a bit mixed in terms of quality but once the sex started, everything sounded fine. The audio had the standard bitrate of 192 Kbps and was about average in most ways.

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Body of Review: Jordan Septo is one of the easiest going directors in porn these days, preferring to slowly build a following rather than jump on the bandwagon of the month like others who chase popularity needlessly. One of the things I like about his style is how he appreciates tease, sexy lingerie, and a host of different sexual practices that don't rely on circus act tricks so much as genuine chemistry for his work at Venom Digital. His latest release on DVD is Crazy Big Tits a sequel of sorts to Crazy Big Asses; both titles offering up focused action that provided some great footage of their respective body parts but also a whole lot more. The five scenes this time relied heavily on the large breasted ladies of the cast as they were fitted for custom bras. The scenario was a big hooky but served the idea well enough to get the ladies undressed and riding cock so fans will rejoice that the dialogue was typically minimal. That said, here's a quick look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used:

Scene One: Daphne Rosen, the busty brunette featured on the lower middle of the front cover in the black jumpsuit and pink & white checkered top, was up first with the massive Lee Stone in a scenario that had him working as a custom bra manufacturer. In terms of the overall appeal of the lady, I admit up front that she was my least favorite gal of the flick; her massive implants doing little for me and her face decidedly average. She had some nice curves on her body otherwise though and I stuck it out to see how she would serve Lee given her decent performances in the past. They fondled one another and she blew him after a healthy titty fuck, the guy proving large enough to conquer her mighty mammaries before choking her throat with his rod. He ate her out too and she impaled herself on hic cock as she actively rode him on the bed; her fleshy ass and dirty talk enhancing the moment for me. It ended when he bust a nut of population pudding on her chest, a large load at that, for her to play with as the camera faded away.

Scene Two: Eva Angelina, perhaps the cutest gal in porn to ever wear glasses (she was seen on the lower right hand corner of the original cover), was up next wearing a black and pink outfit that looked fantastic on her; even if she wasn't wearing her nearly trademarked glasses. She was another one getting custom bras made, this time a duo of helpers in the form of Alex Sanders and Cheyne Collins serving her needs. That led to Alex eating her out while she blew Cheyne on the pimp daddy purple couch, Eva showing a lot of enthusiasm in the process of working her way into their minds and crotches. She then savored both of them with a heated bit of blowjob action, alternating between the men as though she really wanted to be there. They then started taking turns screwing her pussy, Cheyne going second since he was having wood problems. She looked great though and while Alex completed the scene with her more than anything else (Cheyne was having a major off day from the looks of it; maybe this was his second scene of the day, or third, or fourth), she took the facials well after the men filled her cookie and mouth repeatedly during the scene. She was moderately active here, picking up on the dynamic offered by Cheyne to some extent, but when you look that good, you can afford to be a bit less active from time to time.

Scene Three: Trina Michaels, the curvy cutie on the upper right hand corner of the front cover, was up next wearing her new black & green bra and blue jeans as she allowed Sergio to take her measurements in the living room. They took the show to the couch where she took off her pants to allow for a more accurate measurement (apparently, the company was expanding to offering matching bottoms) so they continued the dynamic as she got more comfortable. The only catch she needed the outfit really soon for a major photoshoot, showing a willingness to "do anything" to expedite her order. That led to her slobbing his knob enthusiastically though there was only a passing nod to a titty fuck here. He savored her ass a bit and the two were screwing like happy little bunnies in no time; Trina bouncing on his lap as though she were into the moment, doing some PTM between the positions and moving into anal soon thereafter. Unlike many others in the industry, she was equally active at handling the anal action, doing some ATM for kicks as though not minding it a bit, her titties bouncing all over the place. The heated pairing ended with the expected facial, Trina giving some post coital sucking to close things out as she swallowed the load.

Scene Four: Gianna Lynn, a lean Asian gal with a neon pink top and short blue jean skirt (seen on the upper left hand corner of the cover), was up next as she masturbated on the couch until Cheyne Collins walked in on her. While he took her measurements (the scenario slightly changing) and copped a feel, she showed appreciation that he liked her implants more than I did. He ravaged them orally and she rewarded him by dropping to her knees to go down on him, elevating her ass in the air as she concentrated her efforts on his dick. It took him awhile to get hard enough to fuck but she tended to his problematic penis with a great deal of care, jerking him off and applying some titty action to work him up a little. He gave her the slightest of head and was soon banging away at her on the couch as though they were old friends. More often than not, she seemed in pain during the vaginally penetrative sex and was the least active rider of the cast, weakening the scene to filler status for me in the process. It ended with him rubbing out a load to her chest but it an awful lot of work for such a small load in my opinion.

Scene Five: Emilianna, the busty blonde cutie seen on the lower left hand corner, was up last as she had her measurements taken in the living room by Sascha in order to get her outfit before leaving on a trip. Her pink & black outfit with matching fishnet stockings enhanced her look a lot (the same was true for the other ladies; Jordan is talented when it comes to outfitting the ladies to look their best) and she followed the general routine of sucking him off and providing some titty action in order to speed up her order. As good as her oral was on him, she was even better when it came to riding his cock in her cookie; her titties bouncing realistically (they were natural) and her hip grinding making me appreciate her all the more. She did PTM as though she liked the taste of herself on his dick, the intermissions for oral lasting a very short time before she was back to riding him actively. She had fun with the scene and he was a far cry from his abusive persona I've seen him portray for other companies in the past (though he did spank her curvy, sweet ass a bit), making it a strong closing scene to appreciate repeatedly. It ended with a healthy load to her face as she looked directly at the camera, proving her skills were put to good use in the movie.

Summary: Crazy Big Tits by director Jordan Septo for release by Venom Digital was interesting for me in that the cover seen on Empire had all the ladies and listed Exquisite as the distributor while my copy was a single picture of Daphne Rosen with no mention of the distributor at all. If this is the latest step in his career (not long ago, his back catalog was reported to be handled differently), so be it since he has a lot of potential to really shine when given the chance; typically limited to the quality of the performers rather than his own directing skills. In that sense, Crazy Big Tits, like Crazy Big Asses, was easy for me to rate as Recommended thanks to the levels of replayability, stroke value, and amount of fuck for the buck combined with solid technical values and a great BTS feature in the extras section.

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