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Cream Pie For The Straight Guy 6

Studio: Devil's Films » Review by Michael Vega » Review Date: 6/27/07

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

GENRE: Internal Gonzo
LENGTH: 2:17
CAST: Kathy Anderson, Valery Hilton, Katy, Nassy, Cory Everson, Jessica Sanchez and a bunch of fellas that Devil's Films can't be bothered to give credit to.
PRODUCTION: January 3, 9 - 10, 12 - 13 2007

the Audio & Video

Video was an anamorphic 1.85:1 widescreen ratio and shot on film, resulting in pretty sharp picture - though I found the flesh tones to be slightly oversaturated | Audio was clear and presented in Dolby Digital 2.0 stereo and viewers are given the option of watching the flick with background music on or off - either way, the music is far from intrusive

the Special Features

Photos | Trailers for "Throat Bangers 16", "Big Titty MILFS 3", "50 Guy Cream Pie 5" and "MILF Squirters 4" | Devil's VOD [Ad for Devil's Film's online Video On Demand service] | Pop Shots [Can't wait for the fellas to drop their loads during the main feature? Well, Devil's Film has compiled them into this nifty 8 minute 32 second featurette. You can watch 'em all or pick each one individually. Frankly, this is one feature I wouldn't utilize for this film.]

the Fucking

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Kathy walks over to two fellas who are erect and ready to go, and starts shaking her ass and stroking their dicks. She pulls down her top and lets them play with her titties, before pulling off her panties and crouching down to start stuffing her mouth with some dick. In fact, she continues stuffing it as she bends over for doggystyle, followed by bow & arrow and reverse cowgirl, both in her pussy and then her ass. While one guy is all up in her ass, the other fella walks over and stuffs her pussy for a double penetration. A quick flash and Kath is now bent over, getting pounded doggystyle, until the dude fucking her drops a shot in her pussy. He immediately gets underneath her to catch his sperm as it trickles out of her crack - UGH! If that wasn't bad enough, the other dude spoons her ass, until he drops a shot in her mouth - a shot that she snowballs back in his mouth. Double UGH!

While my DVD player may not be one that upconverts, one of the many minuses about owning an HDTV is you can see every single flaw. It's petty, I know, but I couldn't help but stare at a patch that was on Kathy's left inner thigh. Though, it might've been beauty mark. Then again, it was much better than the gag-inducing conclusion of this scene.

[ Kathy Anderson | Oral (F), Vaginal, Anal, Creampie, Snowball | Doggystyle, Bow & Arrow, Reverse Cowgirl, Double Penetration | Condoms: No |]

Valery slithers over to the couch and starts playing with herself, until some dude walks over with his dick sticking out. She accepts his invitation and starts sucking it, before bending over to get pounded from the back. After some PTM, she spreads her legs wide for missionary, both vaginal and anal, which is followed by an anal spooning and anal cowgirl, regular and reverse (along with PTM) . Some cowgirl, regular and reverse, both in her pussy and in her ass, gives way to ATM and more doggystyle, until he unloads a shot inside of her. Like the fella from the first scene, he gets underneath her and catches it in his mouth.

This scene cements the fact that i've made an awful, awful mistake. Don't misunderstand, Valery is cute, and the intercourse was pretty hot. However, these "happy endings" are anything BUT "happy" for me.

[ Valery Hilton | Oral (F), Vaginal, PTM, Anal, ATM, Creampie | Doggystyle, Missionary, Spoon, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl | Condoms: No |]

As we fade into this scene, Katy is already being groped and having her panties removed. Her partner fingers and licks her pussy, before dropping his pants for some weak head. Katy hops on his lap for reverse cowgirl in both holes, before spreading for anal scissors and ATM. After some lengthy cowgirl and PTM, there's some missionary and doggystyle, until Katy takes a shot in her mouth and snowballs it back to her fella.

I'm beginning to sense a pattern here. Again, I didn't mind the sex (though this scene wasn't as hot as Valery's), but i'm forced to watch to the very end. I'm a professional, man.

[ Katy | Oral (F/M), Vaginal, PTM, Anal, ATM, Snowball | Reverse Cowgirl, Scissors, Missionary, Doggystyle | Condoms: No |]

Nassy plays for the camera, before stuffing some guy's dick in her mouth and then taking a cowgirl ride. After a PTM break, there's some reverse cowgirl, followed by a spooning and doggystyle. He drops a shot inside Nassy during the missionary action and she straddles his face to let it run out of her and drop into his mouth.

Nassy has a pretty face and a fairly attractive body, and the action was merely alright. She seemed to enjoy herself...I guess I was distracted during the scene by the eventual conclusion.

[ Nassy | Oral (F), Vaginal, PTM, Anal, Creampie | Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Spoon, Doggystyle, Missionary | Condoms: No |]

Cory and Jessica head over to the couch and start kissing, caressing and licking each other. Some dude walks over and interrupts things by sticking his dick in the mix and giving the girls no choice but to take turns sucking it. Jessica spreads her legs for missionary, along with an occasional PTM from Cory, followed by both ladies take turns saddling up for a reverse cowgirl ride. Jess bends over for doggystyle. which is followed by a sexy anal spooning with Cory (along with ATM from Jess). He continues pounding Cory's sexy ass, before she straddles him for anal cowgirl. The scene ends with Jess spreading her legs wide for more missionary, which leads to...yeah, you guess it...Mr. Man getting underneath Jess to catch his load in his mouth.

This scene is very sexy and it doesn't surprise me. See, Cory is the sole reason I decided to select this disc. I've been a fan of hers since the very first time I saw her in Killer Grip 3, and after seeing her sexy body on the cover, it was really a no-brainer. Not only would she be fucking in this flick, she'd be the recipient of a (hopefully) sexy creampie! Man, was I bamboozled. I hope she's proud of herself.

[ Cory Everson & Jessica | Oral (F), Vaginal, PTM, Anal, ATM, Creampie | Doggystyle, Reverse Cowgirl, Missionary, Spoon, Cowgirl | Condoms: No |]

the Final Word

Well, as I mentioned in my breakdown for the final scene - Cory Everson was the main reason I selected this flick. Her sexy body and exotic looks aside, the title Cream Pie For the Straight Guy says to me that it would be a disc consisting of sexy girls taking shots in their snatch (but usually their ass). I realize it's a play on the Bravo show Queer Eye For the Straight Guy, but I didn't realize that it would be the fellas lapping up their creamy goodness. I suppose, in the grand scheme of things, it's only right that there'd be a hetero series where it's the guys cleaning up the mess, but my freak flag don't fly that high. The sex isn't bad, the production values are pretty good, and if you don't have a problem seeing guys play with their seed, i'd tell you to give this puppy a rental. For those who might have a problem with it, i'd recommend you Skip It altogether.

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