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Loca Latina Sluts Vol. 1

Studio: Pink Visual Productions » Review by Michael Vega » Review Date: 6/27/07

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

GENRE: Latina Gonzo
LENGTH: 2:23
CAST: Adriana, Ibisa, Melissa, Josie, Sammy, Lelina & some dudes
PRODUCTION: March 15, 2007

the Audio & Video

Video was shot in an full frame 1.33:1 ratio and the picture wasn't that great. Colors were oversaturated at times, soft at others and the final scene would give the Blair Witch Project a run for shittiest camera "directing" ever | Audio was clear and presented in Dolby Digital 2.0 stereo

the Special Features

Behind the Scenes [9m 2s] | A 15m 5s Bonus Scene from "Bubble Butts Galore v4" featuring Katja | Striptease [5m 19s of Kylee showing off her body and slowly stripping off her clothes] | DVD Trailers for "Auto Bang Sluts", "MILF Seeker", "Couples Seduce Teens", "Huge Boobs Galore", "Insane Cock Brothas", "Loca Latina Sluts", "She Got Pimped", "Bubble Butts Galore", "Teens For Cash", "House Wife Bangers", "Wild Fuck Toys" and "Squirt Hunter" | Online Access [29s ad for Pink Visual's website]

the Fucking

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Two fellas spend some time talking Adriana up before getting her to take off her top and let those sexy breasts come out to play. They also get her to pull down her pants, so one of them can give her pussy a quick fingering, before she drops to her knees to stuff their dicks in her mouth. Doggystyle is first, followed by cowgirl and anal missionary. There's also some anal doggystyle, an anal spooning, and regular missionary, which leads to two messy shots on her stomach from the guys.

I thought was pretty cute and she's definitely my "type". She's got a thick, sexy body and it looked good in motion - particularly during the doggystyle action.

[ Adriana | Oral (M/F), Vaginal, Anal | Doggystyle, Cowgirl, Missionary, Spoon | Condoms: No |]

Our next scene starts with Ibisa spending some time talking to the camera. Does it really matter what she has to say? Not in the least. Anyways, the brotha she's talking with gets her to go out on a boat with him and his friend and, before you can say "Ahoy Mateys!", she's on her knees giving both guys some head. Rather lengthy doggystyle is followed by cowgirl, regular and reverse, and missionary. After some more doggystyle and missionary, Ibisa takes a shot in her mouth.

What Ibisa has to say isn't half as important as the fact that she's pretty cute. However, there were quite a few shots that were very unappealing. In other words - if I wanted to spend 20 minutes staring at some dark, hairy ass and thighs...

[ Ibisa | Oral (F), Vaginal | Doggystyle, Reverse Cowgirl, Cowgirl, Missionary | Condoms: No |]

Some fella that Mel hooks up with strips his clothes off before stripping her down. He then whips his dick out and lets her suck it, before she straddles him for a 69. She hops on his lap for cowgirl, both regular and reverse, before laying on her side for scissors. There's also doggystyle and missionary, until he drops a shot in her mouth to end the scene.

I realize that i'm supposed to be watching Melissa in action, but the dude she was fucking had a potbelly and tatts all over his arms. Frankly, Melissa could be the most beautiful woman i've ever seen - like, say, Monica Bellucci - and if she was fucking this dude, i'd still be disgusted. Ron Jeremy, I can handle. This fella is no Ron Jeremy.

[ Melissa | Oral (M/F), Vaginal | 69, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Scissors, Doggystyle, Missionary | Condoms: No |]

Some guy dressed as a "doctor" brings Josie to a room where there are four fellas wearing white hockey masks and stroking their dicks to keep 'em hard. They surround her with dick and she takes turns sucking each one, before getting her pussy licked. She spreads her legs for scissors and missionary, followed by doggystyle and cowgirl. Josie gets her ass pounded missionary and doggystyle, before two of the thugs treat her to a double penetration, until each one takes a turn dropping his shot on her face to end the scene.

Josie might have a thinner body than I like, but she's pretty cute. However, once she entered the "room of cock", I lost any interest I might've had. One-on-one? Okay. Four-on-one? No thanks.

[ Josie | Oral (M/F), Vaginal, Anal, Facial | Scissors, Missionary, Doggystyle, Cowgirl, Double Penetration | Condoms: No |]

In a TERRIBLY lit (and directed) scene, Sammy and Lelina kiss, lick and finger each other, until some dick joins the scene and the girls stuffing it in their mouths. Next, the girls take turns riding cowgirl before bending over for doggystyle. Sammy takes a lengthy reverse cowgirl ride, before letting Lelina take the reigns. There's some more doggystyle with Sammy, as she straddles Lelina and licks her pussy, and they switch places, until missionary with Sammy leads to a stroked shot on both their faces. I think?

This final scene has some of the worst camerawork since Vivid's Kim Kardashian debacle. And like that disc, this one also has TERRIBLE lighting. If Sammy didn't tattoo her name on her lower back, I wouldn't even be about to tell who was who.

[ Sammy & Lelina | Oral (F), Vaginal, Facial? | Doggystyle, Reverse Cowgirl, Cowgirl, Missionary | Condoms: No |]

the Final Word

I gotta say that I was disappointed by this flick. The girls were somewhat attractive (and my "type"), but the action was severely lacking. From being subjected to lingering shots of a hairy male ass, to an NHL-gangbang-gone-wrong, this flick didn't have anything that caught my eye. The only thing "loca" about Loca Latina Sluts would be the time and money you'd waste on this disc. Skip It.

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