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Uniform Behavior

Studio: Penthouse » Review by Michael Vega » Review Date: 6/27/07

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

GENRE: Gonzo
DIRECTOR: Randy Spears
LENGTH: 1:31
CAST: Tory Lane, Cassie Young, Carmel Moore, Marlie Moore, Nicole Sheridan, Brooke Haven, Sandra Romain, Johnny, Van Damage, Marco, Nick, Evan Stone & Alex Sanders
PRODUCTION: April 23, 2007

the Audio & Video

Video was shot in an anamorphic 1.85:1 widescreen ratio and the picture was very sharp and shot on film | Audio was clear and presented in Dolby Digital 2.0 stereo


the Special Features

Behind the Scenes [18m 7s] | Photo Gallery | Bonus Scene (& Photo Gallery) from "Timeless" featuring Riley Shy | Trailers for "My Best Friend's Mom", "Killer Klub Girlz", "the Boss", "Klub Slutz", "Out Of Control" and "Sub-Urban Sex" | Internet

the Fucking




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After Van suggests to Tory that she'll need to "suck, slurp and lick your way to the top", she kneels down in front of him and gets to work on his dick. A quick cut, and he has her spread open for missionary, followed by reverse cowgirl. Next, there's some sexy doggystyle action, until Van drops a shot right on the crack of her ass that trickles down to her pussy. I thought he was going to go back in for more but, alas, he didn't.

First of all, I could've done without the loud, ominous music playing during the opening skit before Van gets into Tory's pants. Speaking of Tory, she works up a sexy little sweat during this scene, in fact, while she's riding him reverse cowgirl, there's one moment where his dick pops out of her and she's SO hot that she continues fingering herself before Van even has a chance to slide back inside of her. Stuff like that gives this scene its 3 stars.

[ Tory Lane & Van Damage | Oral (F), Vaginal | Missionary, Reverse Cowgirl, Doggystyle | Condoms: No |]

Cassie walks over to Marco to tell him he'll need a license to continue fish. Since he doesn't have one (not to mention he doesn't have a total grasp of the English language), she tells him she'll have to confiscate "his pole". She quickly walks over and begins rubbing the lump in his shorts, before stuffing his stiff pole in her mouth. He gives her pussy a slight licking, before bending her over to fuck her doggystyle and bow and arrow. Some lengthy reverse cowgirl is next, followed by cowgirl, before Marco drops a shot in her mouth to end the scene.

While Tory was overly-enthusiastic about her scene, Cassie seemed to be going through the paces during hers. I didn't mind seeing her body in motion, but I would've enjoyed a bit more "passion" from her.

[ Cassie Young & Marco | Oral (M/F), Vaginal | Doggystyle, Bow & Arrow, Reverse Cowgirl, Cowgirl | Condoms: No |]

After walking into her bedroom, Officer Carmel is instructed to undress by Nick Manning (who once again provides some brilliant acting). He instructs her to take off her weapon and her clothes, and when she's finally naked, he walks over and starts making out with her. He starts licking her tits and works his way down to her pussy, giving it a quick lick, before she sucks his nightstick. She assumes the position by spreading her legs for missionary, and after Carmel licks and strokes his dick, she saddles up for reverse cowgirl. One cut later and Carmel's back on her back and Nick is pounding her missionary once again, until he cums on her pussy to end the scene.

The lovely Ms. Moore is one of my favorite newcomers. Even if she didn't have a sexy accent, her sultry looks, fantastic body and dark areolas would have me standing at attention day or night. I would've preferred some more variety as far as positions were concerned, but the mere presence of Carmel (in addition to a very hot cumshot) make this scene a 4 star stunner. It's just a shame that the annoying Mr. Manning is her partner for this scene - the only thing that kept it from getting 5 stars.

[ Carmel Moore & Nick | Oral (F/M), Vaginal | Missionary, Reverse Cowgirl | Condoms: No |]

Pausing during the theft of a jeep from the Army's motor pool, Marlie and Nicole start making out. There's plenty of licking and sucking and finger-fucking, before Nicole spends the rest of the scene paying attention to Marlie's ass - until the eventual fade.

Marlie's pretty sexy and she did a lot of moaning while Nicole was fingering her ass, but I really couldn't tell if she was moaning in pleasure or in pain, particularly since I was wondering if those long-ass nails of Nicole was tearing up her rectum. However, I didn't really find this scene that appealing. Marlie's a cutie, though. I wouldn't mind seeing her again - hopefully in a boy/girl scene.

[ Marlie Moore & Nicole Sheridan | Oral (F) |]

While taking care of Johnny the wounded soldier, Nurse Brooke decides to administer the best kind of TLC that a man can get - some T&A. It starts when she checks his vitals by rubbing the bulge in Johnny's pants. Once it springs back to life, she decides to give it the proper resuscitation in her mouth - while taking care not to smother him as she sat on his face to get her pussy licked. There's penetratin' when she takes a cowgirl ride, with a brief PTM break, before some lengthy doggystyle and PTM. Johnny drops a chunky shot on her mouth to end the scene.

This was a hot scene right from the start. Regular readers might know from some of my reviews that it takes a special circumstance for me to appreciate a blonde. Well, this was one of those circumstances. I'm not saying Brooke is ugly or terribly unattractive, but any hesitation I might've had with my bias against blondes (or fake tits, for that matter), went away once she stripped off her dress and unleashed that body in some sexy lingerie.

[ Brooke Haven & Johnny | Oral (F), Vaginal, Anal, Facial | Doggystyle, Reverse Cowgirl, Double Penetration | Condoms: No |]

After being told that there's an initiation for new delivery people, Sandra bends over to suck Evan's dick while Alex takes off her pants and licks her pussy. The fellas switch places, as Sandra gives Alex some head, as Evan fucks her doggystyle. While taking a cowgirl ride on Alex's dick, Evan is standing next to her smacking her in the face with is dick. There's some sexy anal doggystyle with Alex, followed by a double penetration, until Sandra does her best to milk double shots out of the boys to end the scene.

I have YET to see a scene where Sandra exhibits boredom or some sort of a false enthusiasm. In fact, her performance alone could bring heat to ANY scene that would normally have one reaching for the chapter skip button. Great way to end the disc!

[ Sandra Romain, Evan Stone & Alex Sanders | Oral (M/F), Vaginal, Anal | Doggystyle, Cowgirl, Double Penetration|]

the Final Word

When all is said and done, four out of six ain't bad. Right? Even though I felt Cassie and Nicole's scenes dragged (in spite of Marlie's cuteness), Randy squeezes every ounce of eroticism out of the rest of Uniform Behavior and it was pretty damn impressive and very sexy. So sexy, in fact, that i'd Highly Recommend this flick for couples and solo strokers alike.

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