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Blowjob Ninjas


Studio: Bang Bros » Review by kobiata k » Review Date: 6/27/07



XCritic's Advice: Skip It

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This is another poor example of web-porn content that's ported onto DVD.

Running Length: 1 hr 10 min

The Sex:

I was disappointed in the blowjob scenes because the stills from the website turned out much better than the actual video scene. If you are looking for high production value porn, then this is not the DVD for you. Most, if not all the scenes were uninspiring and I will only mention the ones I want to mention.

Rebeca Linares

The Spanish hottie delivers a very tamed blowjob compared to her other movies. Rather than speaking her sexy native tongue, she provides some nasty talk in English. One thing that I have never seen in a porno is when she takes off her undies and wraps it around his cock and then uses it to dick-slap herself. The tame scene ends with cum dripping from her chin.

Leah Jaye

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The ethnic Brit is proudly representing the Union Jack in porno and follows the likes of prior Brits like Angel and Ashley Long, Flick Shagwell, and others. She's wearing a nice short denim skirt . . . the best kind for "easy access" . . . wink-wink . . . nudge-nudge. She gives a very nice and sensual cock-suck. Her eyes are easily her best asset! In the end, she receives a cumshot.

Roxy Deville

The dark-haired beauty is definitely a head-turner, especially with the sexy black top and white panties. In terms of her performance, it's pretty much sub-standard because throughout most of the scene, she's just giving a handjob. Fortunately, she gets down to business with a blowjob-handjob combination until he blows his load (internal popshot) into her mouth. The ending more than makes up for the lackluster performance.

Tia Tanaka

This is by far the most disappointing scene in the DVD because Tia's talent is pretty much wasted. The only two good things about this poor scene is the following: she's wearing a very skimpy two-piece bikini and she receives a creamy load on her pretty face. If you want to see Tia at peak oral performance, then check out her blowjob scenes from "Wet Food" and "Frosty Finish."

A/V: The audio/visual quality is average.

Extras: The extras, which include trailers and stills are not worth looking at.

Final Thoughts: This is definitely an underperforming DVD and what's worse is that a lot of talent were top-tier like Rebeca Linares and Tia Tanaka. It just proves to show you that web-porno content still cannot compete with actual production companies on a regular basis. SKIP IT!

~Ich mache mich jetzt auf die Socken!



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