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Studio: Other » Review by kobiata k » Review Date: 6/27/07

XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Licensed to Blow

It's a nice blowjob video albeit with a corny premise.

Running Length: 2 hrs 12 min

The Sex:

At the beginning of the DVD, Catalina Cruz introduces herself and why and how it's important to teach and coach others in the "art of fellatio" so they can become a "certified blower." I'm amazed how she delivered her spiel without laughing or at least cracking up! Catalina is a mature pornstar with the voice of a patient elementary teacher and her scenes are nonetheless entertaining to watch.

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Before going into the noteworthy scenes, I'll run through the other scenes that just didn't make the cut in no particular order. Monica Sweetheart's scene is probably the one out of place because she's the only one that "fails" her oral exam since she actually fucks her blowjob instructor. All she gets in return besides a big "F" is some cum on her pretty Czech face of hers. The weakest of the scenes was turned in by the busty blondes Candy Manson and Ava Ramon. An entertaining scene was when Catalina Cruz is coaching Eva Angelina. The tag-team blowjob session is good, but somehow I have a feeling that Eva Angelina doesn't need to hone her skills. Carmella Bing, a busty brunette that looks like Natasha Nice, gives a nice enthusiastic oral performance on two dicks, which results in massive facials totally destroying her face!

Catalina Cruz

A good leader always leads by example and Catalina literally takes the quote to heart. The mature Cruz is a good blowjob artist with her technique first starting off slow and methodical until she picks up the pace. She still has a nice fuckable face, but the monster boob-job is a disaster. Luckily, she tucks them away from clear sight. She's a natural cocksucker who seems more interested in giving the best blowjob than playing for the camera. In the end, she takes the cumshot and squeezes every last drop from the penile urethra.

Penny Flame and Rita Faltoyano

Have you ever experienced a time when you thought a woman was perfect . . . intelligent, sexy, nice body, but when she opened her mouth to speak . . . that perfect ideal came tumbling down because of the high-pitched voice. I introduce to you Rita Faltoyano who fits that example to a "T." Her blowjob instructor is the well-spoken Penny Flame who has the thankless job of keeping a straight-face while listening to her "pupil's" voice. I enjoyed Penny Flame's performance since she made the scene good by teaching Rita how to do the cremasteric reflex (just google it). The ladies perform rather well in the tag-team bj session even doing deep throat. In the end, Penny rewards her with her certification!

Daisy Marie and Ava Ramon

The former Video Team contract girl, Daisy Marie, waits anxiously for her blowjob instructor. Unfortunately, Catalina Cruz delivers the news that she won't be able to attend, but her able-bodies colleague Ava Ramon will partake in the blowjob lesson. I enjoyed watching Ava "teaching" Daisy how to hone her oral skills. In fact, I learned new vocabulary on what a jawbreaker is (when the woman jams cock inside her cheek). The two girls perform a good tag-team session, but it's thwarted by the inept male performer who ruins the scene with wasted minutes of him "choking the chicken." After x number of minutes, he finally delivers a minute cumshot on their awaiting faces.

A/V: The audio/visual was good and I had no pressing issues.

Extras: Aside from the trailers, there was a nice photo gallery done in "iPhoto slideshow" style with the panning and zooming in.

Final Thoughts: This DVD is a solid RENTAL! The scenes were definitely a mix of hits and misses. Although the scenes are from the licensedtoblow.com site, some of the web-content scenes could hold their own with actual movie production scenes.

~Ich mache mich jetzt auf die Socken!

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