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Studio: Male Media One » Review by Poindexter X » Review Date: 6/29/07

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Year of Production:

January 2007

Directed By:

John Bruno

The Movie:

Frank (Tim Towers) runs a special consulting business assisting police departments all over the country catching sex criminals. Frank has the special gift of receiving psychic visions while sucking a suspect's cock!

The Cast:

Dak Ramsey, Kristian Alvarez, Alex Eden, Tim Towers, Park Wiley, Dean Campbell, Alesandro, Troy Brewer.

Safe Sex/Condoms:


The Dudes:

All the dudes are sexy with short dark hair and a mix of facial hair; toned, muscular, and muscle-bound bodies, hairy and smooth chests; full and trimmed pubes; and cut 'n uncut cocks.

Scene One:

Self proclaimed "Cock Clairvoyant" Tim Towers (handsome with dark hair and muscular/hairy body) has been called into the local police station to assist in solving a crime. Getting down to business, Dak sinks to his knees taking suspect Troy Brewer's (hot muscular butch dude with closely cropped hair and goatee) big uncut cock down his gullet. Tim has an instant vision of Troy taking Alex Eden's (good-looking with dark hair and muscular/hairy body) large clipped tool into his mouth as Alex fucks his gullet. "Choke on it!" Troy is fucking hot with a sexy hairy chest, stomach and plump nuts. He gives an excellent blowjob sucking the large purple knob and allowing Alex to slap his tongue with the engorged organ. Both dudes are very into the action. Alex yanks Troy's blue jeans down pulling on that uncut tool and demanding that he eat his asshole. Alex lays spread eagle wearing cool heavy black boots exposing his tight hairy bunghole. Troy spreads those butt cheeks and munches down tonguing that pucker as Alex beats his meat. "Oh yeah! Lick my ass! Okay now the balls!".

Troy jacks his large unclipped meat while eating that butt hole with Alex asking if it tastes good. Alex chows down on Troy's big cock slobbering on that fucker giving some very good head and sucking big nuts. Alex fucks Troy fast 'n hard in the missionary position on a stack of tires. Troy loves having his manhole pounded with hard pork. There's a nice camera shot from behind of Alex's hairy butt crack, gooch, and balls as he slams Troy. Alex switches to fucking his pal from behind using fast 'n smooth strokes with another good camera shot from behind of bouncing balls and lubed penetration. Alex jacks off while going down on Troy and shoots a large thick load of man-lava on Troy's hairy stomach. Troy chokes his chicken squirting a thick load of jizz on his hairy chest and stomach. Hot!

Scene Two:

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Still on duty, Tim gets down on suspect Dak Ramsey's (handsome with short dark hair, muscular body, and tattoos) cut prick. As he's sucking away, Tim has another psychic vision: Dak and Alesandro (hot muscle-bound hairy dude with short dark hair and tattoos) engaging in some sweaty man-on-man action. Dak takes Alesandro's fat/veiny clipped cock working his hot wet mouth up 'n down and sliding it down his throat. Hungry for man-pork, Alesandro chows down on Dak's rigid cut dong cramming it into his mouth with his fist wrapped tightly around the shaft. Dak wags his meat slapping/teasing Alesandro's wet tongue. Alesandro worships that prick as Dak fucks his face with hands placed on his head guiding the oral pleasure. Alesandro eats Dak's tight ultra hairy touchhole really digging in and munching that furry man-bung.

Alesandro makes himself comfortable on a leather sling suspended from the ceiling as Dak attacks that tight hairy manhole really rooting around and getting a full taste of the tangy pucker. Dak finger fucks his pal using one and then two digits as Alesandro moans and beats his meat. The dudes take a quick break and kiss using plenty of wet tongue. Dak slides his cock into Alesandro's hole in the missionary position using fast 'n smooth strokes leading to some heavy duty plowing. Dak switches to fucking his friend from behind working his dong slowly in 'n out with long smooth strokes. Both dudes are very into the action loudly grunting and moaning. Alesandro gets a go at Dak's asshole fucking him fast 'n hard in the missionary position filling that hairy man-cunt with his fat dick. "Fuck yeah!" Dak squirts a thick load on his tattooed stomach and hitting his chin. He beats off and squirts a second load on Alesandro's handsome face. Alesandro does not cum. Hot scene!

Scene Three:

Tim takes third suspect Dean Campbell's (cute with brown hair, goatee, and toned/smooth body with tattoos) cut pork down his throat and immediately has a vision: Park Wiley (handsome with dark hair and muscular body) arrives at his hotel room exhausted. He strips down to his tight white briefs and falls asleep. Dean breaks into the room using a credit card to "jimmy" the lock with a wild look on his face. Standing next to his sleeping victim, Dean pulls his blue jeans down revealing dark pubes and starts to jack his fat clipped tool. He climbs on top of unsuspecting Park covering his victim's mouth with his palm and threatening him with bodily harm while roughly yanking those tighty-whitey's down. Dean spreads Park's butt cheeks exposing his tight shaved bunghole and munches down for all he's worth. Dean repeatedly yells at Park to shut up. Hmmm. I wonder if he thinks the room is soundproof?

Again, Dean has a hilarious wild-eyed over-the-top look on his face like a deranged Brittany Spears attacking a car with her umbrella. He fucks Park from behind pounding that hole fast 'n hard and then switching to the side/missionary position as Park strokes his hard cut dick and crams those briefs into his gob. Both dudes are into the action expressing their lust with very loud moans. Park rides Dean's rigid beef stick bouncing quickly up and down as Dean thrusts his hips upwards to fill that hungry hole. Dean again switches up and drills Park in the missionary position and making him shoot a large thick load on his chest, stomach, and full pubes. Still horny, Park slobbers all over Dean's stiff cock and eats his tight hairy asshole. Dean shoots a thick load on his stomach, arm, and trimmed bush. Hot!

Scene Four:

Detective Kristian Alvarez (good-looking with short dark hair, beard stubble and toned body) still isn't convinced that Tim Towers has the ability to receive psychic visions though sucking cock. Tim sinks to his knees pulling Kristian's big uncut cock out and goes to town. He sucks that fat cock giving excellent head licking, slobbering, and deep throating all the way down to the detective's brown pubes. Tim devours Kristian's fat nuts licking and sucking 'em with wild abandon. Kristian is soon spread eagle with his tight shaved butt hole exposed. Tim throws down munching that starfish and sucking that unclipped motherfucker. Both dudes are very into each other and the wild man-sex.

Tim is now fully nekkid' showing off his hairy muscular tattooed body as Kristian fucks his tight hole in the missionary position. Tim digs being plowed and fills the room with very loud moans and grunts of pleasure while jacking his cut dick. Kristian uses circular motions and deep humps to fill that insatiable chute. He drills the ever-loving hell out of Tim from behind and then switches back to the missionary style. Tim shoots a large thick load of man-goo on his hand and dark trimmed pubes. Kristian sprays a large load that flies everywhere including Tim's face and mouth. Hot!



Line Up is shot directly on high quality video and presented in full screen. The videography by Ross Cannon and Killian is excellent providing full coverage of all the hot sweaty man-action with plenty of intimate close-ups. The picture quality his sharp and clean.


The sound is clear allowing the viewer to easily hear the dialogue and all the loud manly/butch grunts and groans as the dudes get down to the basics.


The disc includes an interactive menu, scene selection with sex act choices, chapter stops, and previews for: "Ranger", "Nailed", "Forced Entry", "After Hours", "Limits", and "Trade".

Final Thoughts:

Mustang Studios and Director John Bruno offer up a rough 'n tumble no-holds barred ode to butch sweaty man-to-man sex with "Line Up". The direction, videography, and editing (Tony Biscotti) create four fast paced scenes that move along and never become dull. The dudes are all damn hot giving wild performances sucking cocks, eating ass, and fucking butts full force as if their lives depend on it. My personal favorites here are Kristian Alvarez, Dak Ramsey, Dean Campbell, and Troy Brewer. What I really dig is that the dudes are truly into each other and the rough sex. As far as I can tell, there's no acting here. These guys love what they're up to. I highly recommend for fans of butch muscle dudes and intense sex.

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