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Barely 18 #34

Studio: Sin City » Review by Crimson Clown » Review Date: 6/29/07

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Arielle is a beautiful girl with cute pig tails and a frilly bathing suit who confesses she wants a good guy to fuck her, before bending over and revealing her beautiful ass. The sex Arielle and Alex is very immediate, as the blow job begins almost seconds within Arielle's segment, and she's a gorgeous girl to watch fuck. Arielle's segment is fun, as she's passionate and talkative enough to make us believe she's being fucked raw, but the segment is just too quickly executed to warrant any anticipation in the end. If anything, Arielle is a sexy girl to watch, but her segment is just too tedious.

Maya Hills

Maya Hills is a cute girl who has a great personality; she giggles, she converses, and she doesn't mind chatting it up about her past pornos while fondling herself in her pink lingerie. Once Don enters the scene, she's still all laughs, and smiles, and really does become a fierce animal as she gets into the fucking. Hills is fucking widespread, screaming and giggling into the camera, and really does add an energy that the movie sorely needs from the get go, and looks damn good going down on Don, and screams with sheer passion making her scenes the best of the movie.

Kylee Reese

Kylie is an attractive blonde girl who doesn't have her hair in pigtails, if you can believe it. She's another who gloats of her porn past, and proceeds to model her tight jean shorts, and shirt that cling to her body, and she's another looker, of course. She has a very high voice that makes her sound younger than she is, and gets really into blowing her mate on-screen. She even talks while blowing him. Reese's segment is another good one, as she's pounded while balancing herself between two couch cushions and looks sexy straddling her on-screen partner.

Jessica Valentine

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Valentine is probably the best looking woman of the film, as she's dressed in great blue lingerie, a belly button ring, and a firm tight body that makes her reluctance all the more of a tease. She's shy and rather humble, and obviously has something up for Rick, as she gets right into the scene, and fucks with the best of them. She has a great big ass that takes a great pounding her partner on-set, but hers is also another rather brief one that doesn't give us enough time to settle into. She really only takes it in a few positions before the segment just ends, and it's ultimately a rather rushed portion of the movie.

Leah Jaye, Priscilla Milan

The scenes between Leah and Priscilla is a rather large tease, as the two are egged on by the camera to rub up a little more, and they just basically rub tits for a second or two before engaging in more conversation. As their partner arrives, things finally get into full swing and things start to get much more interesting. Most entertaining is the constant choking on cock Priscilla performs, while Leah fingers her and makes out with her, finally delivering on possibilities that we opened with.



The video quality is good enough for what is required of the movie. The wide screen format paired with the scenery is bright and crisp, and the photography is very sharp and appealing. The camera work in and around the scenes accentuates the picture quality with bright colors.


The sound during the behind the scenes featurette was much more audible than the movie itself and that's never a good sign. The conversations between the actresses and the camera man are monotonous, and I had to find that out by jacking the sound up on my television to hear them talk. The pounding and slapping is much louder once things get fast paced, but beyond that, the sound really never impresses.


We're given a Behind the Scenes featurette that shows the actresses in their true form, without make up and exhausted, and it's an interesting glimpse into the porn, as the actresses recollect their biggest male member that they've endured, and we watch in on a photo shoot and the inevitable shooting... when we get beyond the actresses doing nothing but talking about themselves; and there's also the hilarious bloopers where the entire cast can barely read two lines for a promo. There's also a cumshot recap which plays all of the cumshot finishers in a row, a great stills gallery, links to the Sin City websites and affiliates, and a four minute (!) ad for a sex hotline.

Final Thoughts:

Sadly, in the end, I had much more fun with the extras than I did with the actual movie, as we're given a real glimpse on the set, and watch a hilarious blooper reel of these girls fucking up a simple line for a promo. "Barely 18 #34" is a mediocre porno at best, with repetition, and tedious sex scenes all in a large package saved somewhat by the good looking women in it. For that, and for the great behind the scenes feature, the movie is worth a rental, but there's really nothing here that stands out, and there was never really anything that raised a brow beyond Maya Hills.

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