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Hellcats 13

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 7/9/07

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Hellcats 13: Attack of Some Big Asses!!!

Evil Angel

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Joey Silvera

Cast: Alexis Texas, Marco Banderas/Duato, Jocelyn Jayden, Benjamin Bratt, Sintia Stone, Chris Charming, Rick Masters, Lorena Sanchez, Kelly Broox, Brianna Love, Tyler Knight

Length: 190:39 minutes

Date of Production: 5/15/2007

Extra's: There was a photogallery, a cumshot compilation to the scenes, a cast list, some limited filmographies, and trailers to 3 movies like Strap Attack 6, Face Fucked, Storm Squirters, Strap Attack, Service Animals 21, Service Animals 20, Service Animals 19, Service Animals 18, Strap Attack 3, Hellcats 8, Hellcats 9, Hellcats 11, Hellcats 12.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Hellcats 13 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot by director Joey Silvera for distribution by Evil Angel. Thanks in large part to decent lighting and a relatively limited amount of moving around with the camera, there was little grain or video noise in the movie, few compression artifacts to be seen (the bitrate hovering around 2 Mbps but going even lower; explaining some of the picture problems) and even some of the fleshtones looked slightly off here. The composition of the shots was usually flattering to the women although much of that would still be an artistic call on my part so I can safely say that the overall visual aspects of the movie were moderately solid. Like many of the director's at Evil Angel, Joey seems to prefer concentrating on capturing the raw energy over giving the viewer Wal-Mart lighting (harsh, flat, and plentiful) most of the time but he apparently made an exception this time to give some of us what we prefer. The 2.0 Dolby Digital audio (at 192 Kbps) was presented in the usual stereo English but there wasn't any significant dynamic range or separation between the channels. The voices were sometimes hollow but like seeing the occasional shadow in the movie, this is to be expected in order to preserve the nearly realistic manner in which the scenes took place.

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Body of Review: Joey Silvera is one of the most liked directors at Evil Angel since he has long shown a willingness to tackle a wider variety of fetishes and sexual acts that his peers refuse to embrace. Still, his technical skills with a camera are often less consistent than many others shooting gonzo titles these days so your mileage may vary depending on what you like to see happening as well as your technical requirements. His latest project is Hellcats 13: Attack of Some Big Asses!!!, the sequel to Hellcats 12; the series being widely appreciated for the youthful females used in the casting. Unlike some of the earlier volumes in the series, this one focused largely on rounded asses and even tossed in extra anal sex thanks to some of the anal princesses like Brianna Love gracing the movie. So, if you are still interested, and you should be, here is a quick look at the condom free scenes by cast and action:

Scene One: Alexis Texas, the gorgeous young lady from my favorite state, was up first and one glance in her direction will tell you why she was featured on the right hand side of the front cover. Joey was infatuated with her (for good reason) and panned up and down her lovely figure as Marco Banderas/Duato pawed the hotty; the couple kissing as they warmed up for the action. She then led him to the other room where she sat on his face and then slipped into a 69 before giving him some fair head. That showed her talents nicely and I was pleased to report that some of her youthful passive screwing has been improved as she bounced on his cock as well as I have seen her (better than most of her previous scenes in fact). She still has a way to go before showing her full potential but the positions on top were well done and ended with Marco jerking off a round of population pudding to her ass cheeks (before she committed blasphemy by asking who was Buttman!).

Scene Two: Jocelyn Jayden, the curvy blonde seen on the middle of the left hand side of the front cover eating a lollipop, was up next as the twenty year old let Joey and Benjamin Bratt inside the house to look at gym equipment. Joey spent the tease following her ass in pink shorts walking to the upstairs room, her cheeks not impressing me much until bent over (that's what happens when a gal follows a scene with a superior hotty). She then assisted Ben in a seductive manner, leading to the two of them getting busy on the stairs as she transformed into some fishnet pantyhose and a wet t-shirt. He savored the taste of her crack and fingered her ass before she blew him with practiced ease; not providing the best blowjob in the fuck flick but better than I had last night (none!) with the modest member Ben was sporting. Why Joey uses a third tier moper for one of his most popular series has to be a story in and of itself but he wasn't as lame as usual, even if he wasn't very good either. Her oral ministrations were okay and led to a moderately active ride in the cookie as well as a few passive positions of anal sex before she sucked him off (ATM) to a small facial where he jerked off on her mouth.

Scene Three: Sintia Stone, the bleach blonde with her ass on the middle of the front cover (great eyes!), was up next as she teased the camera outside by the pool on the sunny day. Joey pulled a toy gun that wouldn't pull a child at night on her and started poking her with it as she undressed (while she gave him a look like what the heck was he doing, acting like a retard with a toy gun). That led to her taking on Chris Charming and Rick Masters inside the house on the living room couch where she blew them in a sloppy fashion. Joey whipped out his gun again and distracted me from watching her, the oral going well due to her aggressive manner of slobbing the knobs. They got slightly rough with her at her request, the gal then taking turns blowing them as the other would screw her, doing vaginal and anal sex (with PTM/ATM to flavor the day) that included a DP. The men also spanked her fleshy ass and she showed how much she liked the rough stuff by getting increasingly into the action, panting and moaning in a nearly believable fashion. The rest of the scene continued this dynamic until they rubbed out loads to her mouth for swallowing, marking the scene as the best of the batch to this point for the amounts of energy, chemistry, and enthusiasm she showed. Whew!

Scene Four: Lorena Sanchez, the cutie in the plaid skirt blowing bubbles on the upper left hand corner, and Kelly Broox, the cutie standing over her, were up next with moper Benjamin Bratt. The gals took care of him and each other after some food play involving candy wrapped around his pecker; the ladies playfully giving him some oral loving by double teaming him. The oral continued awhile with the ladies doing each other and more on him, even tossing his nasty salad before the ladies started riding him actively. The vaginal romp led to a lot of anal screwing but neither of the women was as skilled at actively riding when their perfect pucker was plundered. The ATM was more plentiful here than elsewhere and the heated trio finished up with the gals cumswapping his load but for all the positions they embraced, it was a straightforward scene for the most part; elevating the heat thanks to the lack of goofy antics.

Scene Five: Brianna Love, the beauty on the lower middle portion of the front cover, was up last wearing her glasses, a black fishnet body stocking, and a matching corset as Joey eyed her from head to toe (emphasis on the feet too) in the house. Her all natural body was looking as great as ever with the "teacher scenario" in full bloom as she told him she would teach the world how to fuck her ass "just right". I liked the copious amounts of tease almost as much as rock hard Tyler Knight did, the gal sitting on his hungry face as he worked her pussy folds so very well. She played with his cock a bit too but the face sitting took preference for both of them, even when she smothered his face with her ass cheeks before blowing him soundly. Her active and aggressive fucking style served her well as she bounced on his cock; her fleshy ass cheeks rippling as she squealed in approval. He was in heaven and she took a break to do PTM and use a toy to warm up (and stretch out) her ass, initially doing a technical DP before he served her ass his meaty member. She wasn't nearly as active during the anal but she warmed up to it fairly well as he massaged her cheeks during the ride. She did some ATM too but the scene ended the movie on a high note with her enjoying the facial (rubbing it into her face and saying "what a good bitch" he was on the bed). Yum!

Summary: Hellcats 13 by director Joey Silvera for Evil Angel had a lot to like, from the beauty of Alexis Texas to the hardcore antics of Brianna Love, and a lot of good action in between the pair of perky pretties. The strokability, replay, and chemistry displayed all added up to a movie worthy of being Recommended or better, depending on whether you like your ladies young and hot or not. In short, Hellcats 13: Attack of Some Big Asses!!!, like Hellcats 12 before it, proved the value of experience in directors; something you don't always find in the lesser companies populating the porn industry and a major factor in why so many appreciate Evil Angel as a leader in the field.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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