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Seven Years In Thai Butt

Studio: Wicked Pictures » Review by Colonel Mustard » Review Date: 7/9/07

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Genre: Asian Anal Compilation
Director: Various
Length: Hour hours 4 minutes not including extras
Cast: Keeani Lei, Nautica Thorn, Kitty Young, Jayna Oso, Miko Lee, Katsumi, Roxy Jezel, Fujika Kano, Selina, Asia Carrera, Carmen Hart, Kristin Price, Alexandra Quinn, Aria, Lexi Love, Avena Lee, Jessica Drake, Jenna Haze, Mia Smiles & Jenna Jameson

Foresight: "At the end of their backside, your journey begins" is the classic tag line to Wicked's compilation, Seven Years in Thai Butt. This is a collection of many of the scenes starring Wicked's incredible collection of Asian contract stars over the past several years taking 'it' up the butt. Looking at the cast of actresses on the list is a great 'who's who' in adult film making such as Nautica Thorn, Miko Lee, Roxy Jezel, Katsumi and the legendary Asia Carrera. As added bonus there are some scenes starring non-Asian porn stars in various lesbian and threesome situations that also add to the value of the DVD headlined by Jenna Jameson, Jenna Haze and Jessica Drake. Strap yourself in, grab the lube and be prepared for four hours of Asian anal action from Wicked Pictures.

Scene 1 from: "I'm a Tease 3" starring Keeani Lei & Nautica Thorn
Asian porn stars Keeani Lei and Nautica Thorn are sprawled out on the bed wearing some nice black garter sets and stockings, teasing their viewers. Keeani is a slneder Asian with brown hair. Nautica is a curvy actress who's part Asian. The two embrace in some wicked style lesbian love, complete with some beautifully shaved vaginas and dirty talk. Once the toys come out the scene picks up. Keeani is the lucky one who does the anal duty, with Nautica pushing the vibrator up her tight little asshole.

Scene 2 from: "Freak Dat Booty Kitty Young
Kitty Young is an Asian actress, who I believe retired a little while ago. If she's out of the business, it's a shame, as Kitty has a fabulous body, highlighted by some fake breasts. In this scene, Kitty's magnificent body is decked out in a underwear and stocking set. Not a whole lot of heat in the scene, but does include Kitty taking anal missionary briefly before getting a pop shot on her face.

Scene 3 from: "Colors" starring Jayna Oso
Jayna is a beautiful Asian woman, who in this scene is decked out in full evening attire and has a man on either arm in front of a fire place. Jayna shows off her oral skills by taking both cocks in between her full lips. Jayna has small breasts, tight body and absolutely gorgeous face. She rides dick anal reverse cow-girl with a condom covered prick, before both guys empty their nuts on Jayna' cute face. Hot scene in classic big budget Wicked feature style.

Scene 4 from: "M Caught in the Act" starring Miko Lee
This is a blistering scene featuring Miko Lee, who's ass gets the snot pounded out of it. She's a stunning Asian woman, who has dyed her hair with blonde highlights. Watching her bald pussy jump up and down while a stiff condom covered dick is balls deep in ass is the reason why DVDs like this are put together. The scene ends with cum all over Miko's chest.

Scene 5 from: "American Dreams starring Katsumi
With an American flag backdrop and the French/Japanese Katsumi buck naked showing off her great oral skills is how this scene starts off. Katsumi is one of the more famous porn stars of Asian decent in the business. She's performed for a number of companies and has put out a great deal of work, and is known for her ridiculously good looks and her penchant for anal play. In this scene Katsumi does not disappoint her fans, taking it up the butt hard with Katsumi screaming her approval complete with ATM and facial.

Scene 6 from: "Gossip" starring Roxy Jezel

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Roxy Jezel is another one of those super hot half Asian actresses burning up the blue screen with her performances for a variety of companies. Roxy has a giant tattoo on her back and also appreciates the finer parts of anal penetration. In this scene, she gives her man a solid and very energetic blowjob before taking the latex covered member in her various holes, including some hard anal reverse cowgirl. The scene concludes with a semen shot on her butt and both Roxy and her man covered in sweat and smiling. Great scene.

Scene 7 from: "Hercules" starring Fujika Kano
A large breasted Japanese woman is up next and decked out in traditional Asian garb. She's fucking two guys and starts by taking them both into her mouth. The highlight of this scene, has the cute Fujika getting nailed up the ass from behind while standing up. Both guys jerk off on her tongue to complete the scene.

Scene 8 from: "Satin & Lace" starring Selina & Asia Carrera
For a number of years in the mid 1990s, Asia was by far my favorite performer. The tall half Asian woman had the face of a super model and a body that could stop traffic. I was heart broken once she announced her retirement a few years back. She and Selina, a white woman, with blonde hair tag team the very lucky TT Boy. Asia gives off one of her famous blowjobs and some nice sex scenes before Selina takes the anal impact. Watching Asia perform again, was a reminder of her storied career in the adult entertainment business.

Scene 9 from: "FUCK" starring Carmen Hart, Katsumi, Kristin Price & Mia Smiles
From the Wicked blockbuster comes a four on four orgy featuring two Asian women in Katsumi & Mia Smiles. After a formal dinner, the 8 people disrobe and show off their sexual skills right on the table. Katsumi has her hair dyed red and leads the way once the anal session starts. Loved this scene that makes me want to go out and purchase 'FUCK" today.

Scene 10 from: "In Style" starring Alexandra Quinn & Miko Lee
Hot poolside romp featuring red-headed stunner Alexandra Quinn & Asian super porn star Miko Lee and one of the luckiest men the planet. Both girls start warming each other's engines, with some heavy petting and rubbing places where their bikini's cover. Great scene with Miko riding reverse anal cowgirl and Alexandra taking a pounding, her pretty pink pussy moving in and out as her anus gets pummeled. Scortcher of a scene!

Scene 11 from: "Erotik starring Katsumi
French/Japanese beauty is back in the third of four scenes starring the beauty. In this scene, her hair is tied back in pig tail braids, making her appear even more innocent than her great big doe eyes already convey. In this scene, she's in a welder's shop, amongst the heat and sparks of the shop. Katsumi provides more than her share of heat and sparks as she chokes down the significant member, then bends over to take it vaginally and anally. Solid, entertaining and very well shot scene that ends with baby batter dripping from Katsumi's twat.

Scene 12 from: "The Collector" starring Aria & Nautica Thorn
Lovely Nautica thorn is back again and this time ready to show that she's flexible enough to fuck a man on camera as well as a woman (from Scene 1). Red headed Aria is her partner in crime to milk the nut out of a very lucky Randy Spears. A sweet double blowjob start the scene and cumulates with Nautica taking her excellent curvy figure and riding cock. Even hotter had Nautica face down ass up on the couch, while she takes it doggy style. No anal for our Nautica, but Aria accepts the anal portion. The scene ends with the two sharing a milky white nut juice bath.

Scene 13 from: "I'm a Tease 2" starring Jayna Oso & Lexi Love
Petite blonde Lexi Love makes her way into the Asian DVD, opposite of sexy Jayna Osa of scene 2 fame. The two ladies go through the usual lesbian fun, while waiting sexy little garter outfits and teasing the viewing public gonzo style. Great watching Lexi's stomach and pelvis writhe as Jayna sucks on her sweet labia. Toys appear out of thin air including Jayna taking some nice butt plug action to her squeals of delight.

Scene 14 from: "One Man's Obsession" starring Avena Lee & Jessica Drake
Avena Lee, I have never seen perform before. And I hate myself for not finding her. Hot ass Asian with great slender body, full round and ripe breasts and a spectacularly gorgeous face. In this scene, she's paired with Jessica Drake and one lucky man for a threesome. The two go down on their man with Avena licking nuts as Jessica works the shaft. This condom covered adventure includes some nice sex on the part of both contestants and the anal love for Jessica.

Scene 15 from: "Sweatshop" starring Katsumi
Katsumi, represented more than anyone else on the DVD, is back with an older scene that shows her pre boob job. She looks even skinner than normal and has her hair quite long, giving Katsumi a real young appearance. She fucks the living crap out of a guy on the floor of a sweatshop including some nice PTM & ATM in this condom covered affair. The scene ends with a dribbling kid serum on her stomach.

Scene 16 from: "Promises of the Heart" starring Jenna Haze & Mia Smiles
Jenna Haze is a super hot brunette who I enjoy watching on the blue screen as much as anyone else. She's got a super tight physique, small breasts, but the long figure that makes many-a-man drool. Jenna provides as much star power as one needs in a scene. However Mia Smiles is also present, wearing pig tail braids. Evan Stone is the lucky woodsman to screw both of these beauties at once. Brilliant scene and star-paring that ends with the two leading ladies sharing a facial.

Scene 17 from: "Hell on Heels" starring Asia Carrera & Jenna Jameson
Without question, this is the main event. In the mid to late 1990s, there were no two bigger adult film stars on the planet than Asia Carrera and Jenna Jameson. This scene starts with the illustrious Asia dressed up in Geisha-esque garb holding court over a fetish tied Jenna Jameson. Jenna Jameson is looking her absolute hottest in this scene and the two of them lick and suck on each other with the experiences of countless pervious lesbian encounters. Asia in a rare anal scene briefly takes a vibrator up her beautiful ass. The scene concludes in a kiss between the two adult superstars.

Since this is a collection, and over 4 hours long, there wasn't that much room for extra materials. There was however, a excellent value added cumshot recap that took the finale of each of the cock present scenes. There was also DVD Rom materials such as screensavers, desktop icons, etc. Wicked Pictures, always looking to grow their revenue, also took the to put in some phone sex ads and a catalog of recent and older Wicked DVDs.

Where Hard Meets Soft: With over four hours of hardcore Asian Anal action from one of the leading providers in Adult entertainment in Wicked pictures, combined with one of the best titles on the market, it's really hard to go wrong with "Seven Years in Thai Butt". It was great to see a compilation including some of the actresses from the past in Kitty Young & Asia Carrera with there current adult counterparts. This is a great DVD that I would Highly Recommend to those looking see a little nostalgic porn along with the more modern day scenes as well.


Colonel Mustard

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