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Extreme Asshole Makeover

Studio: Sex Z Pictures » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 7/10/07

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Extreme Asshole Makeover

Sex Z Pictures

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Hillary Scott

Cast: Marie Luv, Mr. Pete, Alec Knight, Sandra Romain, Sammie Rhodes, Naudia Styles, Mark Wood, Aaralyn Barra, Dick James, Ace, Nathan Threat, Sierra Sinn, Marco Duato/Banderas, Sascha, Hillary Scott, Sledgehammer

Length: 167:52 minutes

Date of Production: 1/6/2007, 1/7/2007, 1/18/2007

Extra's: The best extra was a solo scene where Hillary Scott teased the camera in the living room with her Daisy Duke outfit on. I wondered if this was cut from her actual scene since it had no tease footage at all, the result weakening it for me substantially. In any case, Hillary was playful and skilled with the hip grinding, using a toy about midway through as she showed the kind of performance that has made her performer of the year so I liked it. I also enjoyed watching the 19:37 minute long Behind the Scenes feature by a familiar face in porn (Mark?) that began with Hillary in the make up chair with Melissa doing her thing. Some of the other gals had a few moments to shine as well and there were nods to the rest of the crew too (the meager food offerings at least including Chips Ahoy). There was nudity and more sex included, the show also being presented in anamorphic widescreen. The rest of the extras included a photogallery and some trailers for those who care.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Extreme Asshole Makeover was presented in a 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color offering as directed by Hillary Scott for Sex Z Pictures under her new contract as their Million Dollar Contract Star. The lighting was decent and that helped minimize grain and video noise but the camera angles were not always the best at capturing the action. The editing was also a bit choppy at times, almost as if the project were on a strict deadline that had to be moved up but it was still a pretty solid effort for Hillary's first time working with the crew and second directing effort overall. There were some observed compression artifacts too, likely due to the bitrate hovering in the mid to lower 5 Mbps range (when I checked) but they were few and far between so most of you won't care. The audio was presented in the standard 2.0 Dolby Digital English using the standard 192 Kbps the industry seems to have settled on. There wasn't much separation, if any, on the vocal or music track but the dynamic range wasn't bad at all (even if parts seemed hollow). I could hear what was said and in a few cases, some of the background noise but it was also fairly well done.

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Body of Review: Corruption was the movie that seems to have put gonzo anal princess Hillary Scott on the radar for a lot of people during the last year but her claim to porno fame came a long time before her signing a lucrative contract with Sex Z Pictures in the form of the Britney Rears franchise where she stepped in for the third volume. Her ability to act and do hardcore stunts made her the most versatile gal on the market so it made sense that the company picked her up as their best asset in front of the camera. Well, her first directing job for the company was Extreme Asshole Makeover, a series of hardcore anal scenes starring a number of popular gals in the industry, finishing up with herself, and fans will have another reason to appreciate her career growth having watched the movie. The press release said it like this: "HOLLYWOOD, Calif. -- Hillary Scott makes her Sex Z Pictures directorial debut with "Extreme Asshole Makeover," due in stores Wednesday. The hardcore anal sex movie marks the first release starring Scott since signing her exclusive deal with Sex Z Pictures. "Hillary Scott might look sweet and cuddly, but her sexual appetite is totally hardcore and it all comes shining through in 'Extreme Asshole Makeover,'" Sex Z Pictures CEO CEO Bo Kenney said. Sex Z Pictures allowed Scott the freedom to create the type of adult that she feels will satisfy her audiences' voracious appetite for explicit sex, the company said. The hardcore movie is part of the all-new Sex Z Pictures desire to present a non-stop delivery of hard core product destined to become fan favorites and critical successes, according to the company. "We do very well with the teen genre but with the incredible success of 'Corruption,' Eli, Hillary and the entire Sex Z Pictures family understand that we are really starting to deliver exactly what our customers are asking for," Kenney said. Shot in high-definition, "Extreme Asshole Makeover" also stars Nadia Styles, Sandra Romain, Sierra Sinn, Aaralyn Berra, Marie Luv and Sammie Rhodes." If that sounds good to you, here is a quick look at the six scenes of anal depravity by cast and action, noting no condoms were used:

Scene One: Marie Luv, a lean black gal known for her anal antics in porn, was up first as she was interviewed in the make up chair by Hillary. Calling her asshole "Snapper" due to the way it "snaps back tight", Marie said she embraces the concept of ass whore as much as anal princess while trying to accomplish as many orgasms as she can before the scene cut away to her masturbating on a large couch while looking especially skinny (not in a good way though). That lasted a very short time before she was slobbing the knobs of Mr. Pete and Alec Knight, having dropped to her knees to savor them in a sloppy fashion complete with slurping noises. The men then took turns getting head and screwing her cookie, mostly passively taking their cocks in her holes including some DP and taste testing action. It was clear she liked the action, including the two facials of population pudding she enthusiastically took to her face but this was not her best work of late and probably a bad scene to begin the movie with.

Scene Two: Sandra Romain, the Romanian brunette anal queen, was up next as she baked cookies for cute Sammie Rhodes in the kitchen. Sharing her cookies took on a whole new meaning in record time though as Sandra fed some of the treats to Sammie, brushing off the crumbs leading to caressing her new friend with some oral tease getting both of them ready for more. The clothing came off quickly and they were ravaging each other in no time, leading to them loudly taking each other orally and with fingers as the sexual tension built up. Knowing Sandra from watching so many of her scenes, it came as no surprise to me that she spanked and rimmed Sammie, the role reversal play acted too much but still heated as they went down on one another. The toys eventually came into play with both of then donning strap on dildos or whipping out huge toys to begin poking and prodding cookie and asshole alike with each contributing a slightly different quality of appeal. This lesbian scene was a cut above similar efforts by others though, providing more stroke value if you are into this kind of thing, than the last scene offered up.

Scene Three: Naudia Styles, a very appealing cutie wearing a red corset and a blue jean skirt, was up next as she teased and masturbated on the pool table in the game room. By the time this minimal effort was expended, she was sans clothing and jerking off Mark Wood; Mark spending some quality time on her breasts as he got the nipples hard due to his oral attention. He wanted some of that fine pussy of hers early so he banged away until it was time for them to pick up on the oral ministrations yet again, him rimming her and Naudia blowing him like a champion sexual athlete. Her vocals may have been over the top a bit but she sure looked good getting pounded, pushing back on his cock as he went balls deep inside of her. The blowjob showed why she has been in such demand, aggressively impaling her mouth on his rod like she was going to drain him dry early on in the scene, moving to the anal after that where she proved to be even more active a cock rider. The living room and pool table were equipped for her abilities and the scene ended when he rubbed out a load to her face with some post coital sucking.

Scene Four: Aaralyn Barra, a pale white blonde gal with a nice smile, was up next as she sat in the interview chair (as Marie did in scene #1) getting made up as Hillary asked a series of questions including asking about assgasms. Aaralyn preferred being called ass whore and the two shared tips before the interracial scene with Dick James, Ace, and Nathan Threat, began. She teased for a moment and used a toy to stretch her ass on the couch, leading to her kneeling before the three men to multi-task with their black rods. She liked to spit on them and concentrate her efforts on the top few inches rather than capably deepthroat them (weakening the moment for me) and two of the men seemed to be having erection problems but she picked up the pace well when it came to actively impaling her pussy on them when the time came. Her anal riding was not as active but that is understandable, the good news being that as she warmed up anally, she was able to increase the energy levels there too. The DP work was more about her athleticism than skill or chemistry and the scene eventually ended with her taking their facials into her mouth (while holding her plate of chocolate covered strawberries before her), making it a pretty decent scene for the titular anal action.

Scene Five: Sierra Sinn, a skinny gal with red hair that has been in a lot of extreme circus act sex fuck flicks of late, was up next as she gave an interview on the couch (already having had the warpaint piled on thickly). It was a bit of a goofy interview but it didn't last long enough to offend, the gal going into masturbation mode in a solo scene before being joined by muscular Marco Duato/Banderas and leaner Sascha. From there, the sex was similar to the other scenes with her actively blowing them before they started poking her holes; Sierra appearing to enjoy the anal action more readily than the vaginal by a wide margin. Sierra might be another one that I really don't care all that much for in terms of looks but she gave a solid performance that focused most of her efforts on anal and oral sex, her passion for cock apparent to me yet again. She was also notable for the way she pushed herself during the DP work, and never wincing when it came to the facials she loved so much. I hear she has since retired from porn (who really knows these days) but this might stand as her testament to her nasty nature better than any of her other works of late so fans should check it out for this scene alone if nothing else.

Scene Six: Hillary Scott, the director and cover gal, was dressed in a gold metallic top and blue jean shorts when she provided neither an interview or a tease show before Sledgehammer joined her on the couch filled set. He pulled off her shorts and she dropped to her knees to suck him off, her oral concentrating on the tip while her hand to gland action worked the shaft. I like Hillary personally (in the limited dealings we've had) and her skill with a meatpipe is well known but it took awhile for her to warm up and come across like she was having fun this time. The titty play and vaginal ride was passive so it was up to her anal antics to make the day. Initially, she shoved three fingers inside of her ass but they were soon replaced with his cock, Hillary never getting as active as some of her pals here. I understated that he was bigger than she could comfortably take but therein lays the heart of the matter; the scene was not the best one to end the movie with; the action well below her normal performance levels unless you like her in a passive role. She did seem to swallow the semen at the end but that wasn't enough to save the scene from "mediocre" status.

Summary: Extreme Asshole Makeover as directed by Hillary Scott for Sex Z Pictures had its' ups and downs but in the end (pun intended) there was a lot to like on the two disc set. The rough edges needed a lot more polishing up but as a series of unrelated vignettes, Hillary managed to string them together fairly well, giving the viewer some solid action by a plethora of pussy willing to do backdoor action. The strokability, replay value, and amounts of heated fuck for the buck all amounted to a DVD set that I felt earned every bit of a Recommended and I look forward to seeing Hillary's talents grow with seasoning. In short, Extreme Asshole Makeover has proved to be the continuation of a booty-full relationship between the young starlet and Sex Z Pictures so I hope she improves on the technical values while providing the kind of hardcore dynamic she has made her mark with elsewhere.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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