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T.I.L.F. (Teachers I'd Like To F*ck)

Studio: Adam & Eve » Review by Robin LaCruz » Review Date: 7/10/07

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

The Movie:
"Discipline" with Kayia Synz & Mickey Butders
It's the locker room after basketball practice and Mickey starts telling us, through voice-over, how he caught his English teacher sniffing on his jock strap. "I need to teach you discipline," she tells him, in her efforts to teach him how to fuck, and we can't wait for this lesson to begin. Kayia has an impressive body outside of her plaid dress, and she's lovable when she makes fun of competing with those 18-yr-old girls. I wish I had a teacher this naughty, and this "hip" too, with one of those "tan-line" tattoos (of a heart) on the edge of her hipbone. After instructing him to play with her pussy, she then gives him a sample blow-job; a little taste of what he's in for if he's a good student. She then makes the guy lick her pussy, which is in good shape but a little stubbly.

Laying her down on the bench, with her head on a towel for a pillow, our basketball stud fucks her missionary for a while. She clutches her own breasts, and moans loudly as he continues to give it to her, but switches it up by putting her legs back and together, and squatting up on the bench so he could pound her. He then takes Kayia from behind, holding on to her hips while fucking her pussy. He becomes the teacher, as he spanks her ass repeatedly making her beg for more. And then, after a bout of reverse cowgirl, our teacher gets on the floor and takes the jock's load.

"Detention" with T.J. Hart & James Deen
Staying after school really sucks, but if you get sucked after school, then that's a whole other proposition, isn't it? T.J. Hart is more intimidating than your average teen bimbo, I understand how any student could daydream about her, but she makes getting in trouble the best part of the school day. After giving James a, "What are you looking?" line, he's got no hesitation in telling her. She beckons him over to the desk right in front of the blackboard, and the session begins. T.J. fills out that bra pretty good, and she exposes her nipples to the lucky stiff. There may be something a little taboo about seeing this older woman with such a young man, but fuck, it's sexy, and our teacher really knows how to suck on the meat.

The teacher gets on her knees and shows the young tike how a lady performs oral sex. The guy can't take enough, he's must' fuck his hot teacher, right away, so he helps her up on the desk and fucks her missionary-style. It looks like it's been a while since she's had such a big dick fuck her, but the experienced lady can take it, even squeezing in more trash talk. She gets red in the face, and we see her neck veins pop a bit, and Deen gets her even more excited by playing with her clit. He then bends her over the desk and delivers some doggie thrusting, being sure to spank that ass here and there. They pull out the ol' swivel chair, and she rides him for a couple of minutes before getting on the floor and taking his load. Better than an apple, right, teacher?

"Punishment" with Veronica Rayne & Jack Venice

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Jack's voice over involves him with the principal of the school! She sits in her office slapping a ruler down, ouch! And he describes how he and principal started their torrid affair. Veronica's in a black skirt and top, with matching black bra and thigh-high stockings, and I wish my principal's looked this young. Jack lays her back on the desk and fingers her pussy, then bending down to give it some sucking. He then whips out his dick and starts to fuck her in a missionary position. The camera comes up over and behind him almost giving us his P.O.V, and it's ain't a bad sight.

Veronica gets up on her knees (still on the desk), and starts to suck him off. Playing with his balls, she gets the whole package nice and wet while he reaches behind to finger her ass and pussy. It's not long before her skirt comes off completely, and he's got her bent over the desk fucking her pussy from behind. The super close-up of the penis going into the vagina didn't look too clinical or gross because these are nice looking body parts. She's got natural tits and long flowing black hair, so all-in-all Veronica is a real pleasure to behold. And the sound of their skin hitting kept the action immediate. After getting back on the desk so he can fuck her in the ass, from the side, Veronica takes his cock out and does a little more licking. There's even more ATM play until she gets down on her knees to swallow some jizz.

"Assistance" with Devon Lee and Alex Gonz
Some students are really handy, and some teachers are really horny, so put that together and you have this sizzling scene. Devon is stacked, barley capable of staying in her pink bra. And what teacher do you know that has a nose ring? Our guy sucks on her nipples, taking a little time on each breast, earning a, "You're good at that," response. She gets him to clear off her desk as they make some more small talk. She turns around so he can slip off her pants. She sticks out that butt, and he begins to lick it from behind. Getting her up on the desk with her legs open, Gonz continues to suck her pussy, and Devon lets out some oohs and ahhs

Finally ready for some pushin-power, Gonz starts to fuck this teacher on the desk. He grips one of her legs, and the other ankle as he thrusts away. Devon, yells, "Fuck me," the whole time. Then after bending her over the desk and licking her from behind again. Gonz starts to fuck her from behind. He works and kneads her ass until he pulls it out and gets up on the desk so she can ride on top of him. She turns around for the reverse doggy, and to top it off he gets to titty-fuck her until he comes.

"Probation" with Kasey & John Espizedo
We're back in the locker room again, only this time it's Football. Johnny boy is a football player who is doing badly in school, and if doesn't shape up his teacher won't let him play in the big game. The small talk is flirtatious and enough to make any self-respecting woman or man blush. That's also what makes it so appealing. Stripping down to her skit and bra, the guy is still in his jock strap when their action starts. In almost no time at all, she's sitting on his lap bouncing up and down. Her little landing strip makes a good runway for his cock.

He then bends her over the bench and gives it to her like this for a while. The sex is sexy, but not outstanding. Something must've gone wrong because they cut to an almost non-come shot, when she starts sucking on his cock again, and almost nothing comes out. The end the scene with Kasey sucking him dry, but we never got to see how much he came in the first place.

Video: The interior lighting doesn't really flatter the skin too well; it's true to that "school" look, but c'mon, how good did the food look at school? These girls could look even more appealing if the lighting was better, but it still works for the overall fantasy. The digital image is presented in Widescreen with a 16:9 aspect ratio, and believe it or not, our older ladies hold up just fine to the larger image's scrutiny. Everything is pretty yellow and green, but the colors are sharp and un-muddled, which keeps it fresh to look at. You really feel like you're staying after school.

Sound: Proudly displaying the Dolby Digital logo, the actual sound is as good as it needs to be. The voices sound immediate, and there's no popping or noise when the girls get loud. The soundtrack is uninteresting, but whatever.

Extras: There are plenty of extras here, so this DVD doesn't cheat you of any bonus boners. Aside from interactive menus, we get:
Photo Gallery Stills of the cast on the set done in a slideshow fashion.

Carmen & Austyn. This preview staring Carmen Luvana and Austyn Moore also features, actresses like Jenna Haze, Kristen Price, Nicki Hunter, Alysa Night, Nulie Night, Kimberly Kane, Angela Stone and more.
The Temp This one stars Sophia Lynn

Behind The Scenes We meet T.J Hart right away as she explains the role she's playing in this video. It's really great, not, how they open up the behind the scenes with some loud vacuuming noises. They couldn't have got a cleaner intro? Then we see her pose for some production stills, and they all exchange some small talk. Devon appears and is looking even better behind the scenes than she does in her scene. She explains how she is new to the biz, but not afraid to do anal and DP's, because of her first boyfriend. She gives us a little bonus strip that makes the cameraman reach out and phone home. We also get to see some of her photo set as she's posing. In the "green room" we meet Devon Lee and Alex Gonz just hanging out before their scene. We then get to check out the video-monitors and other angles while they're shooting the scene. There is also fun to be had behind the scenes in our principal's office with Veronica Rayne. We see the fake wall they put up, and other backstage shit. This section shows us how unglamorous the workday can be sometimes.

Bonus Sex Scene
The bonus sex scene is called, Mom Likes To Hoe, and it stars Angelica and James Deen. James Deen plays a computer tech that comes over to a woman's house to help her get ready for a "presentation." Deen can't resist this Mrs. Robinson type, and she's out of her clothes so fast, it's not even funny. The age discrepancy looks even bigger than in the other scene's, and Angelica looks even more like an aging porn star than the other girls do. But still, there's something trashy and sexy about it.

Final Thoughts:
These ladies are no spring chickens, but let's not count them out. They are more elegant, sophisticated, even, and they know how to use what they got. These sluts are a good reminder that woman don't become unsexy, just because they get older than Britney. These girls had years to develop and work on their beautiful bodies, and they're professionals at what they do. The bonus scene was the most disturbing scene because Angelica is looking a little freaky, but all the other interactions were really natural and erotic. I would have no problem fantasizing about several of these teachers, and also see myself getting left back again and again.

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