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Studio: Third Degree Films » Review by kobiata k » Review Date: 7/11/07

XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Jenna Haze Gets Totally Fucked directed by Pat Myne

Although the scenes are captured well, it just seems that it was too "cookie-cutter" for me.

Running Length: 2 hrs 14 mins

The Sex:

On the face of it, this DVD truly looks like it will shine with the great talent assembled like Jenna Haze, Riley Mason, Jenna Presley, Mia Rose, and others. However, it just lacks that "ooomph" to push it through. I will just mention three notable scenes.

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I must admit that Jenna Haze puts in a great vaginal-only scene, but it's not enough to consider this is a keeper. That said, it's almost automatic that Jenna Haze will deliver hot scenes since her gonzo comeback movie "Jenna Haze: Dark Side." I was unimpressed with Riley Mason's performance when she teamed up with Jenna Presley. Riley Mason has given "home-run" performances, but she seems to have been overshadowed by her partner the latina Jenna Presley.

Mia Rose is another adept performer whose diverse talents range from acting parts in Whorecraft to being the outspoken second half of contract star sister and older sister Ava Rose. That said, Mia's scene was just OK and there are much better and harder scenes, especially her scenes with Jules Jordan Video where she does anal.

I would have never thought that Jada Fire's scene would have bested the other scenes starring these well-known pornstars. The ebony pornstar has consistently put up great performances as this scene would suggest. This scene was explosive not just because she did double penetration, but because she operated on a higher intensity level than the other scenes. Compared to her intensity, it seems that most of the stars were just going through the paces.

A/V: The audio/visual quality is superb and it's what you would expect from Third Degree.

Extras: The extras include the standard fare including behind-the-scenes as well as a photogallery.

Final Thoughts: This is one of those titles that you look forward to watch because of the big name talent, but just leaves you hanging resulting in you posing the question, "Is that it?' I suppose it's analagous to the "Eyes Wide Shut" scenario where you expect that a movie starring Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman and directed by Mr. Kubrick to be excellent. Instead, you end up asking yourself "Did I just waste 2 hours + of my life and 10 bucks on this movie." In summary, this is at best a RENTAL!

~Ich mache mich jetzt auf die Socken!

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