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Seymore Butts' The Ass Farmer

Studio: Seymore Butts » Review by bobby mcgee » Review Date: 7/13/07

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Seymore Butts' The Ass Farmer

Seymore Butts

Genre: Straight Gonzo

Condoms: None

Length: 150 minutes

Date Of Production: 2/26/07 - 2/27/07

Cast: Kelly Wells, Veronica Jett, Havana Ginger, Honey DeJour, Jordan Blue, Vanilla Skye, & Veronica Rayne

Special Features: While none of them are outstanding, there are a decent amount of extras on the disc. The best being an enjoyable behind the scenes featurette which has some funny moments of Seymore and the gang. The other extras include the standard photo gallery, cast bios, trailers, and web links.

Audio/Video Quality: This release was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as is most porn these days. Anyone who has ever seen a Seymore Butts release knows that they aim to deliver a "home video" feeling. Shot entirely with a handheld camera, there are times when the camera shakes or is slightly out of focus. This in no way detracts from the action, and if anything truly gives the feeling that you are watching a private (yet wild) moment between two adults. The audio was in 2.0 stereo but the cast rarely did anything other than moan and whimper (except for a few lines during the action) so this isn't a major issue.

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Scene 1: Kelly & Havana Seymore, camcorder in hand, walks through his to find these ladies working out in the gym. Before you know it Kelly is riding her man's cock while Havana fucks herself with a dildo. The action continues for a few minutes before the girls team up to give him some head. They really showed all the energy and enthusiasm you could hope for. Next the girls take turns getting fucked in a variety of positions. The scene ends with both girls, faces pressed together, receiving a sloppy facial. A solid opening scene filled with class Seymore Butts action.

Scene 2: Jordan. Jordan is a petite blonde girl with a typically flawless body. She begins her scene by showing off her goodies while fingering ass pussy and ass. Next Jordan crawls over to her man and gives him a fever-paced blowjob with plenty pf face fucking mixed in. The couple starts fucking in the missionary position followed by doggy style, reverse cowgirl, and cowgirl. The highlight of the scene comes at the very end when Jordan gets blasted in the face by a monster load of man chowder. Bravo!

Scene 3: Vanilla & Veronica. Vanilla is a sexy Latina, and Veronica is a seductive brunette - both have incredible bodies. While on their knees the ladies treat their man to a sloppy blowjob with plenty of hand action mixed in. Shot entirely in the POV position you get a great view of their oral skills. Veronica is the first to get fucked as she takes it in the reverse cowgirl position. After Vanilla gets violated for a few minutes as well the girls get blasted in the face with some man chowder. I really liked how much chemistry the girls had; you could really tell they felt comfortable working together.

Scene 4: Veronica. Veronica is another cute brunette, with a nice natural body. Seymore catches Veronica and her man outside on the patio where Veronica drops to her knees and gives her partner a sexy blowjob. Ready for action, Veronica lays down and gets nailed in the missionary position followed by reverse cowgirl, cowgirl, and spooning position (all anal). After cumming on his stomach, Veronica licks up his load of chowder. The camerawork was especially good in this scene and captured every detail of the action.

Scene 5: Honey. Honey is a long haired Asian with an incredibly cute face. Her partner shows up and within seconds Honey starts to perform some very sexy oral on him. He really has his way with Honey fucking her in numerous positions - once again all anal. Her popper takes such a pounding that I bet she had to sit on a block of ice after. With her mouth wide open Honey drinks down a massive, and I mean massive, cumshot. I was really impressed with Simony and Id like to see her in more scenes.

Final Thoughts: The latest installment in the Seymore Butts series is an instant classic. While relying on what has made the series so popular in the past, this release also adds fresh faces and new scenarios. Fans of the series will, without hesitation, want to pick this up for their collections. Also, anyone who has never had the opportunity to see a Seymore Butts DVD and is curious, might want to make their first purchase. Recommended.

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