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Teen Fuck Holes #8

Studio: Platinum X Pictures » Review by Saul Good » Review Date: 7/19/07

XCritic's Advice: Watch It Online

Genre: Straight-young

Director: Juan Cuba

Cast: Paige Taylor, Angel Marie, Tommie Ryden, Aubrey Addams, Micah Moore, Whitney Stevens, Brian Surewood, Michael Stefano, Mark Wood, Mr Pete, Ian Scott

Length: 3 Hrs

Production Date: Platinum X, 2007

Scene Selection: Without Act Access
Behind the Scenes:
Runs 15 minutes, consists mostly of photo shoots.
Cumshot Recap:

Audio/Video: The Audio of the film is standard 2.0 and is as good as one can ask for. Sounds, voices, and noises of all kinds are easy to hear with little to no notable problems. The Video of the film is standard--Full Frame Color and is consistent with most flicks; simple yet solid.

Body of Review: The title says it all: Teen Fuck Holes. Club Platinum X Pictures continues its series with Vol. 8, featuring beautiful, young gals that simply want to get boned. And filmed while doing it. And eventually paid. Five scenes, six girls providing pure and simple fucking. None of the edge, none of the bullshit, just old-school vaginal intercourse. A step back for many perhaps, but a welcome back for the more conservative.

Scene 1: Paige Taylor
Acts Included: Oral, Vag, PTM, Facial
The beautiful Paige Taylor is skimpily dressed in thong and leggings. Lumberjack looking Mark Wood has his hands all over her hot body, having a particularly fun time playing with a pair of real and very jiggly good-sized boobs. Paige has curly black hair and a few tattoos along her hip. Her black hair and black thong go nicely with her white stockings. Guy and gal give each other some quick oral and then Paige hops onto the kitchen counter for a short counter-top boning. They head to a couch where Paige sucks him off again before moving into cowgirl. Paige's thick ass looks great bouncing on his dick and their fucking is well paced, starting soft and growing. Paige has a great body and she is nice to watch, but unless she starts to change gears, she's going go grow old. She digs the action, but never really gets excited. And she doesn't have the skill to work the camera--she looks at her costar far too much and mostly allows furtive glances at us. She accepts a nice dollop of cream to her mouth and face and swallows everything that hits her tongue. I enjoyed this scene, but with a beautiful girl like Paige, I wanted more enthusiasm and more acknowledgment of her hotness--she's kinda treated as a Jane Doe.

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Scene 2: Angel Marie
Acts Included: Oral, Vag, PTM, Facial
Angel Marie is a petite, black girl, topless and curled up in bed wearing only striped panties and matching socks. Angel has such a sweet face, but wild, kinky hair that looks awesome on her. This chick looks barely legal and her girly panties help reinforce that image. Angel gets her hot black pussy chomped on, but only long enough to get it wet so the guy can stick it in. He lifts her tiny frame and they fuck standing, looking at each other, then fall back to the couch. Angel is pummeled in cowgirl and whines and whimpers throughout, but does little more than play catcher; she rarely takes control and drives the action, so it always feels one-sided. Finally her socks come off and Michael sucks her cute toes and enjoys a clumsy footjob. Spoon and reverse cowgirl follow and Angel receives a thick wad of jizz to her pretty lips but doesn't let any touch her tongue. Although this scene didn't have strong acts, it came across smoothly and with no true complaints.

Scene 3: Tommie Ryden
Acts Included:
Dolled up in nothing but black heels and black fishnets, Tommie sits topless on her bed looking amazing. She gets a phone call from a gentleman caller and has a little Q&A with the camera man before Brian Surewood comes in. Brian is definitely the luckiest Harley Davidson-looking motherfucker alive and the oral Tommie give him makes me even more jealous. She works his rod, licking his shaved balls and looking at us at home. Tommie faces a wall and Brian fucks her from behind through her fishnets. This is hotter than ever because he grabs her by the elbows and Tommie is kinda suspended from the waist up. They move to the ubiquitous couch and Tommie rides in cowgirl, letting her wide ass bump and grind his groin. Brian flips her and porks her crotch, making Tommie jiggle and shake. Tommie is far more into her scene, she seems to enjoy her pounding and more than once takes the bull by the horns. I don't see how Brian can soil that beautiful face, but he does, managing a sizable load in her mouth. And it goes bye-bye. Another solid scene that is consistent with the disc.

Scene 4: Aubrey Addams
Acts Included: Oral, Vag, PTM, Facial
The first thing one may notice about Aubrey is her wide thighs and her keg-sized ass. But what an ass, smooth, white, perfect, even beneath a silly pink, frilly panty. A lot of time is spent looking at that ass until she meets with Mr Pete. He unzips his fly, pulls Aubrey on top of him and fishes beneath her panties until he finds her wet, pink cunt. A little oral and some spit lube the parts and Mr Pete pounds her into pudding, doggystyle on a lush, red sofa. Here is the pick-me-up the disc could use. Mr Pete burns some serious energy giving the goods to Aubrey, and Aubrey, whose sweet body and face are angel like (no hair there, size A breasts, golden, curly locks) is in heaven. She does her own pounding in cowgirl, spreading her wide cheeks to expose her balloon knot. Mr Pete sticks a finger in as she rides, but sadly this is the only anal Aubrey offers--although Mr Pete does try. Mr Pete goes off like a roman candle and sperm lands everywhere; all over her face, on her tits, in her hair. She looks like a Pollack.

Scene 5: Micah Moore & Whitney Stevens
Acts Included: Oral, Vag, PTM, Facial
What better way to end a disc than to double our pleasure. Micah and Whitney close this movie tag teaming the fortunate Ian Scott. Interestingly, both girls are hot, have nice full bodies, and sizable asses. But one is stacked in the chest and the other is as flat a pancake--well maybe two pancakes. I like this juxtaposition, I think it works well by giving variety. Others might be pissed cause she looks like a boy. To each her own, I suppose. Countless, uninteresting minutes are spent chatting with the gals and watching as they tease the camera. Finally, the girls take on Ian's massively thick rod which is easily the size of my right arm. There's plenty for the gals to share. They yum him down, suck on his shaved balls and fall into position to be fucked. Ian bones each gal in turn, slipping out so the other can taste the flavor of his cock. This is your typical MFF fuck scene where one does the dirty while the second fondles and touches, etc. It's not one where the third wheel forces into the action and pulls the dick out for her own pleasure or buries her face in either ass. It's your standard threesome triangle. Ian screws until he reaches his limit and pulls out to shower the girls with love. They each get a fair sample and most of it dangles from their chin. A few quick kisses seal the deal and these girls are ready to be paid. This scene was slow starting---It looks like they wanted to make the disc an even three hours, because it runs for 45 minutes. The energy and content was on par with the rest of the film, although because this is the only threesome on the disc, I expected it to stand out from the others. But it simply blends in.

Concluding Words: As with most titles that bear the word "teen" this disc joins the files. The girls here, while young, and certainly cute and watchable, don't look like teens. Their look is more mature, maybe 20,21+. And even if they are teen (were talking legal guys, those two allowable years of 18 & 19) their image isn't right for the disc. Cover girl Angel Marie is the only one who tries to pull it off by wearing little white socks and striped undies. The others are in fishnets and thigh-high boots and other shit, which sure any teen can wear, but this image is in every film. It doesn't need to be muddling a flick that is suggesting something else. So my ratings are scene by scene, putting this ordeal behind.

The action is fair, good for couples and the light hearted as there are no acts remotely familiar to more modern porn. I found the scenes satisfying, but lacking in a number of ways: chemistry between the actors, the lack of ownership or control of most of the girls, and the galumphing starts of each scene. Enough with the questions and 10 minutes of teases. Can't we put that in the behind the scenes as an extra? A few minutes of teasing and heavy petting is sufficient. Nobody (yell at me if I'm wrong) wants 15 minutes of Q&A. We may watch that after watching everything else. This sudden need in the industry to produce long run times is annoying. Can't we keep it simple? I enjoyed the scenes, on their own. But as a whole I thought the disc didn't deliver the teen theme as strongly as it implied.
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