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Busty Adventures Vol. 1


Studio: Bang Bros » Review by Chris Knight » Review Date: 7/19/07



XCritic's Advice: Skip It

GENRE:
Breasts/Foreign/Straight
DIRECTOR:
Robert Rosenberg
LENGTH:
2:06
CAST: Robert Rosenberg, Kristina, Sara, Paris Lorenz, Jennifer, Kate
PRODUCTION DATES: 12/22/05, 5/24/06, 6/5/06, 7/4/06

The Main Event
Though I'd never seen a Bang Bros. production before, I knew them well thanks to their infamous BangBus series and the tons of sites online that feature their work. So when I got a video called Busty Adventures from them, my hopes were sky high, as I am a breast man and thought their rep would bring with it a very hot video. Well... I was wrong.

Each scene is almost exactly the same as the last, with star/director Robert Rosenberg watching the girl play with her tits for what seems like forever, before she pulls out a toy to ploy herself with, before a stretch of oral mixed with some fucking. And not only is the order of events the same from scene to scene, but the positions are as well. It's really frustrating, and really boring.

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First up is Jennifer, a thin brunette who hardly qualifies as busty. After playing with her sweater puppies for a few minutes, she gets to work with a vibe, preparing for Rosenberg's uncut tool. Once he arrives, it's a suck job, prepping him for the assault on her hairless pussy, and her tight little a-hole. Flipping back and forth between tainttown and her loving mouth, the action is pretty non-stop, and Rosenberg fucks like a piston. Whichever hole isn't being plows frequently plays host to the vibrator, as her orifices get no rest. There's not a lot of heat here, despite Rosenberg's energy, as Jennifer comes off as coolly collected, though her BJs are fun to watch.
[Jennifer, Robert Rosenberg | Toy Play, Titty Fucking, Oral (M), Vaginal, Fingering (Vaginal, Anal), Anal | Missionary, Doggy, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Spoon | Condoms: No | ]

Kate's a bit older than Jennifer, but this brown-haired girl is also more stacked, with a pair of fat, hanging tits that looks totally suckable. She's very into the oral she's delivering, though her enthusiasm easily comes off as fake. There's not much else to say about the way he pounds her shaved twat, as it's mostly the same as the first scene.
[Kate Jones, Robert Rosenberg | Toyplay, Titty Fucking, Oral (M), Vaginal, Fingering (Vaginal, Anal), Anal | Missionary, Doggy, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Spoon | Condoms: No | ]

Kristina is the best-looking girl so far, and she's got the biggest tits, which bounce heartily as she rides Rosenberg's cock vigorously. The way she looks up at the camera while sucking dick is very arousing, as there's little doubt she seems to be enjoying herself, servicing cock with glee. I could watch those breast sway with every thrust all day long. True enthusiasm is very hot, and watching her ride reverse was enough to make me bust a nut at home. A truly busty adventure.
[Kristina, Robert Rosenberg | Toyplay, Titty Fucking, Oral (M), Vaginal, Fingering (Vaginal, Anal), Anal | Missionary, Doggy, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Spoon | Condoms: No | ]

I picture Lindsay Lohan looking a lot like Paris Lorenz in a few years. That's not a compliment for either woman. Paris has some very nice breasts though, but one of the worst tramp stamps I've ever seen and a rather attractive cockslot. Too "porny" for my tastes, with the blond hair and worn look, but the breasts are the real selling point and they are just fine, especially when she gets into a crab walk to take it up her ass like a crafty veteran, resulting in a finely gaped arsehole. A 2-for-1 with her vibrator in door No. 1 keeps everyone in the game, while one of the only deviations from the script occurs as Paris takes a few seconds to tongue his bung.
[Paris Lorenz, Robert Rosenberg | Toyplay, Titty Fucking, Oral (M), Vaginal, Fingering (Vaginal, Anal), Anal, Rimming (M) | Missionary, Doggy, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Spoon | ]

We don't end things on a high note, as Robert, and I quote, "puts his dick in her pussy." You expected something else? Sara's a tad mannish in the face, but up top she's a healthy girl, while her belly shows a bit too much pasta in her diet. I think I used to have that couch...oh wait, it's just that I've seen it in almost every scene on this DVD. My bad.
[Sara, Robert Rosenberg | Toyplay, Titty Fucking, Oral (M), Vaginal, Fingering (Vaginal, Anal), Anal, Rimming (M) | Missionary, Doggy, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Spoon | ]

Audio/Video

The image on this disc looks very good, though it's a bit soft looking in places. The camerawork is pretty simplistic, going into POV mode every now and then, and catching pretty much all the action. No complaints here. The audio is good, but I could do without hearing the awful audio, as Rosenberg's shudder/moan is super-creepy.

Extras

The first extra is the ability to set the disc to continuous play, which seems to me like torture. Why you'd want to have any porn run over and over again is unclear, and certainly seems to be against the whole reason you watch these movies in the first place. Beyond that, there are seven trailers, a web link, a very short review of one of the sessions by Rosenberg, and five manual stills galleries, which actually include some very nice photos of the action. I may prefer stills to the videos.
Concluding Words

If there's anything I can't stand in a porn, it's repetition. I'm looking for something different, and when I can't get it, it's beyond frustrating. That's exactly what's happening here, as you get five copies of one scene, each with a different girl. Unfortunately, it's not even five copies of a good scene, as the guy involved is more repetitive than the scenes and there's plenty of boring moments. Breast fans won't even get anything out of it, as the girls aren't that busty. Look elsewhere.


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