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Busty Adventures Vol. 4


Studio: Bang Bros » Review by Chris Knight » Review Date: 7/20/07



XCritic's Advice: Skip It

GENRE:
Breasts/Foreign/Straight
DIRECTOR:
Robert Rosenberg
LENGTH:
2:15
CAST: Lucie, Kristi, Carlosinda, Petra, Veronika, Anna, Robert Rosenberg
PRODUCTION DATES: 8/22/06, 9/25/06, 10/10/06, 11/24/06, 11/23/06

The Main Event
I just reviewed the first disc in this series, which repackages videos shot for the Bang Bros. web sites on DVD, and it wasn't a great start for me or the series. Unfortunately, not much has changed by volume four, including the sets. In fact, the only thing different are the girls, all of whom seem like Eastern European porno chicks, which sadly, are not the area's best export.

Each scene is almost exactly the same, as star/director Robert Rosenberg watches the girl play with her tits for an eternity, before she pulls out a toy to rev up the engine. Blow jobs and fucking are swapped back and forth until he pops on her face after about 25 minutes. It seems like if you've seen one of these scenes, you've seen them all, and your tastes will go a long way in deciding your opinion of the scenes.

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First up is Lucie, a thick lady with a mammoth pair of udders that threaten to knock her out when they get going. Sexy? They might have been on another girl, but Lucie reminds me more of Molly Shannon's 50-year-old woman character than a piece of ass. Actually, if Lynda Carter let herself go, she could become Lucie. (Let's hope she doesn't.) It's the usual routine for Rosenberg and his hole of the moment, as he uses cock and faux-cock to penetrate Lucie repeatedly, in every entry, giving her a thorough pounding. The best part about this is the way her fat milksacks flop around, especially when riding on top. Not hot? When her minor belly does the flopping. Boy that's a dark pussy. It's kind of like rings in a tree: a dead giveaway.
[Lucie, Robert Rosenberg | Toy Play, Titty Fucking, Oral (M), Vaginal, Fingering (Vaginal, Anal), Anal | Missionary, Doggy, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Spoon | Condoms: No | ]

Finally, we get to see the kitchen, where a cutie by the name of Kristi gives a show of her perky, round chesticles, displaying their sensual softness and bounce. They aren't this brunette's best feature though, as he eyes are beautiful, as she blows Rosenberg and snuggles his meat between her tits. She could have done a better job at shaving her snatch, avoiding the stubble and razor bumps, which are easy to see as she gets fucks on top of the stove, but she's adorable enough to ignore it. I've learned I should also ignore Rosenberg, who looks like a mental patient when he's fucking, especially with that goofy Mike Tyson tattoo on his face. Incredibly, this one is even less varied than usual, thanks to the lack of a couch, but bonus points for the scene-appropriate vibrator shaped like corn on the cob.
[Kristi, Robert Rosenberg | Toyplay, Titty Fucking, Oral (M), Vaginal, Fingering (Vaginal, Anal), Anal | Missionary, Doggy, Reverse Cowgirl | Condoms: No | ]

Carlosinda is the hands-down winner of the Busty Adventures strangest name competition, but that's not all she has going for her. With a haircut that evokes Betty Page and a hypnotic pair of eyes that just entrap you, it's easy to miss the fact that her fat funbags are a bit too wrinkly. I know I wouldn't care if I was fucking her and staring into those eyes. Less animated than the previous women, Carlosinda is more clean-cut and traditionally beautiful, while her massive areolas make a fine cumshot target. The breasts are less attractive as they swing during Rosenberg's aggressive doggy style, and the sound of the leather "farting" as they screw doesn't help either. This was the only scene that made me want to stroke though.
[Carlosinda, Robert Rosenberg | Toyplay, ATM, Titty Fucking, Oral (M), Vaginal, Fingering (Vaginal, Anal), Anal | Missionary, Doggy, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Spoon | Condoms: No | ]

A blond dollface with pert round breasts and oddly inverted nipples, Petra almost makes me feel dirty to watch her. But then she reveals her shaved crotch and thick outer lips, and I feel a bit better. Unfortunately, her robotic fucking and glad-to-be-here personality don't add up to much heat. I swear, I've seen the looks on her face when watching the special kids ride the escalator. There's nothing all that hot about this scene, and even Rosenberg seems to sense it, as he practically takes it easy on her. Senior citizens have more exciting sex than these two.
[Petra, Robert Rosenberg | Toyplay, Titty Fucking, Oral (M), Vaginal, Fingering (Vaginal, Anal), Anal | Missionary, Doggy, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Spoon | ]

Things wrap up with a three-way, as Rosenberg feeds his Europeen to a pair of mediocre sluts. The long-haired one, Veronika, has the kind of face you only find on someone who's escaped the old country and is now studying to be a cosmotologist, while her pal Anna could pass for either the chubby Dixie Chick or your high-school's lesbian gym teacher. Watching her thinking she's a Dixie Chick is kinda hot, but then Veronika butts in, bringing only some nice juicy nips to the party. Anna's puffy nips and fleshy funbags are more fun to watch though. What should be a whole new world for this series manages to somehow feel like the same old, as Rosenberg stacks the ladies and proceed to repeat the same activities he did the rest of the time. The worst part of the whole thing is Dixie Gym Teacher's leg tattoo, which looks like a hairy-ass leg. Awful.
[Veronika, Anna, Robert Rosenberg | Toyplay, Titty Fucking, Oral (M, F), Vaginal, Fingering (Vaginal, Anal), Anal | Missionary, Doggy, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Spoon, Three-Way | ]

Audio/Video

The image on this disc is good for what it is, as the camerawork isn't going to win any awards, thought it does use POV mode at times. The level of detail is surprisingly high, a fact made clear by how clear Rosenberg's unclipped cock is when it sheds its sheath. The audio is your standard 2-channel delivery, but once again Rosenberg's shudder/moan and cheesy dialogue is better left unheard. The sounds of sex are picked up well, as you can hear the slaps of skin on skin cleanly, along with the girls' exaggerated moans.

Extras

The first extra is the ability to set the disc to continuous play, which would seem to only be reasonable if you were in the Milk Bar in Clockwork Orange. Beyond that, there are five short trailers, two outtakes (which aren't at all different from the action in the main feature,) a web link and a stills gallery for each girl, which truthfully isn't half bad.

Concluding Words

Three entries into the series later, and Busty Adventures remains an utter disappointment thanks to a lack of imagination, a decreasing talent pool and generally tepid sex, Despite a couple of attractive girls, some genuinely busty racks and the addition of a three-way, this disc is no better than the first one, and should be avoided as well.


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