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StraightCollegeMen.com Vol. 34

Studio: Male Media One » Review by Poindexter X » Review Date: 7/26/07

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Year of Production:


Directed By:

Matt Clouse

The Movie:

To celebrate SCM's third anniversary, Matt takes the dudes on a vacation to Hawaii. Plenty of beer and goofy hijinx lead to solo jack off sessions with the beautiful tropical surrounding creating a perfect backdrop.

"Hawaii Bound":

SCM dudes Dean (handsome muscle-bound dude with short brown hair), Brett (cute with short red hair and toned/smooth body), Duke (very cute with dark brown buzz cut and toned/hairy body), Caleb (good-looking with dark hair, toned/smooth/tattooed body), and Sonny (cute with military buzz cut and toned/smooth/heavily tattooed body) ride to the airport in style: a large limo. The guys' excitement is high with plenty of joking around and laughter. Dean thinks the posh limo is "dope". Via the magic of editing, the flight is only about five minutes and soon the dudes touch down in Hawaii and receive colorful leis. Once settled into their somewhat rustic accommodations, the beer flows freely and the dudes are ready to show their business.


Matt gets Duke to high-tail it out to a lush green field for some private time and self-lovin'. Duke's overly concerned about snakes hiding in the tall grass but Matt insists that there are no snakes in Hawaii. Well, I'm not sure about that but at least Duke does not encounter any. He strips down revealing that sexy toned/hairy body, dark pubes, plump nuts, and cut cock. Standing beneath the crisp blue sky, Duke strokes his member using his right fist while his left hand is cupping and pulling on his nuts. Working that shaft and cock knob, he shoots his jizz onto the tall blades of grass. Very sexy dude.


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Ex Military hottie Sonny is up next making his way though the woods to a wooden deck overlooking the gorgeous green tropical surroundings. Sonny's always ready for action and is soon completely naked showing off his trimmed pubes, nice balls, and big cut cock. He boldly stands on the deck jacking off using his right fist with over-handed strokes while paying attention to his purple knob. Being a true exhibitionist at heart, Sonny digs the idea of some unsuspecting person witnessing his show. Nearing the point of no return, he leaps up on the deck's railing and shoots a huge thick load that lands God knows where. Moaning and laughing heartily, Sonny exclaims, "I just nutted on Hawaii!" Hot dude!

"Nighttime with Straight Porn":

The dudes all gather in the cabin although I don't spot Dean. Still horny, Sonny is busy jacking his big cut cock, which is sticking out of his short's fly. Intently watching that smut on television, Sonny is in his own little meat-beating world. Caleb is his usual gregarious self: laughing and enjoying beers as he sits on a bench watching the porn. Caleb is turned on and soon pulls his big cut cock out from the leg of his red shorts and begins to pleasure himself. Of all the SCM dudes, I think Brett has the best sense of humor. He's quite deadpan and digs odd jokes. He grabs his rigid cut tool and in a high-pitched voice, uses it as a ventriloquist's dong pleading for someone to "play with me". Caleb pulls his shorts down revealing his shaved pubes and really gets down to jacking that hard dong.

Duke's around for the fun watching porn and yanking his stiff clipped dick, which is sticking out of his blue jeans fly. With eyes glued to the television, Duke pulls his pud having a good ol' time. Caleb reaches climax and shoots his load onto a paper towel. Duke's right behind and dumps his jizz on a paper towel. Well, Sonny is still flogging his pole jacking with his right hand and working the knob. He shoots a large wet load on a guess what? Paper towel of course. Sonny is fucking hot as he breathes heavily and moans really enjoying the masturbation session.


Brett's busy outside in the cloak of night building a campfire. The scene is videotaped in night vision and the picture is clear and sharp. Once the fire starts, Brett pulls his shorts down and his large fat clipped cock jumps out. He grabs that thang wagging it at the camera and cupping/rubbing his plump nuts. Brett lays back on a bench spreading his legs wide open so that we can see a quick glimpse of his tight hairy bunghole. I love his big balls! Fisting that rigid tool like there's no tomorrow, he squirts a large thick load of jizz that arches though the air and lands on the ground. Hot dude!



"SCM Volume 34" is shot directly on high quality video and presented in full screen. Matt's hand-held videography provides full coverage of all the action with plenty of close-ups and excellent cum shots. The picture quality is sharp and clean.


The sound is nice 'n clear allowing the viewer to hear as Matt jokes with the dudes, the guys cutting up, and plenty of heavy breathing, slick jacking noises, and the soothing sounds of nature such as birds chirping. Tweet!


The disc includes an interactive menu, chapter stops, and previews for: "James" (a very cute dude with short dark hair, goatee, hairy toned body, full dark pubes and a big cut cock), "Hawaii Day 3", and "Jon Paul (good-looking with short dark hair, toned body, full dark bush, and huge fat cut cock). The extra CD ROM features previews for: "Hawaii Day 2", "Rocky", "Damon" (very good-looking with an uncut cock), "Duke, Dean, & Caleb", "Dean & Lucca", "Brett", "Steve", "James", and "Mike". Also included is a full-color catalogue of all the SCM titles.

Final Thoughts:

SCM Volume 34 is hot lil' entertaining watch because the dudes are all good-looking, jovial from being in Hawaii, and really horny. The hand-held videography by Matt is descent providing full coverage of all the meat beating with plenty of close-ups of cocks, balls, and loads of jizz. Since I like all the dudes equally, I'll pick my favorites by judging their solos. This time around Sonny and Brett give the hottest performances. Sonny's enormous load squirting out onto Hawaii's gorgeous green scenery is a huge turn on. Brett's campfire chicken choking with those sexy legs spread wide and big balls slapping definitely gave me the vapors. I recommend to those who dig straight dudes beating their meat and shooting wads of spunk.

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