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Porn Valley


Studio: Wicked Pictures » Review by Colonel Mustard » Review Date: 7/26/07



XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Genre: Couples Feature
Director: Michael Ninn
Length: One hour 38 minutes not including extras
Cast: Kaylani Lei, Carmel Moore, Gianna Lynn, Monica Mayhem & Riley Evans

Foresight:The Wicked top selling tag team combination of Director Michel Ninn and Porn goddess Kaylani Lei are together again for a sexy feature adult DVD. Porn Valley is the story of a woman who despises porn and everything it stands for until she gets involved in the mysterious and often misunderstood industry. Lovely Asian model and covergirl, Kaylani Lei plays the starring role and stars in two of the six sex scenes on the DVD, and in the bonus scene. In the past I have enjoyed the work of Michael Ninn and Kaylani, and am looking forward to see if they can keep their steak of hot sizzling couple friendly porn alive.

Scene 1: Riley Evans
Riley Evans is the prototypical porn star. Lovely long blonde, hair, ridiculously fake breasts that don't move an inch when her bra is removed. Her pussy is perfectly shaved, offering detailed views of her delicate folds. She has a very pretty pink pussy that could easily be the model for all vaginaplasties, and there will not be a complaint from any customers. Watching those lips between her hips open like a flower when they get licked is super hot in this scene. Riley give some motivated head in this scene with deep throat action. Riley bends over and takes the condom covered prick from behind. Even as she rides reverse cowgirl style, those big ole tits don't move an inch. The scene concludes with a Riley's man jerking off on her tongue and tits, with Riley sucking the trembling cock clean.

Scene 2: Gianna Lynn.
The scene stars with the lovely fake breasted Gianna stripping in a club, showing off her wonderful heavily tattooed body, and long hair. Her G-string is already running over with dollars from Evan Stone, before he decides there will be no more teasing in this club tonight. Gianna has a lovely smile that looks sexy as hell as her face inches close to Evan's prick. This is the hottest oral scene, I think I have ever seen. Gianna works her butt off trying to get Evan to cum. She sucks his nuts, allows him to titty fuck her, and deep throats with both hands. The scene concludes with Gianna jerking off Evan on to her awaiting tongue. I'm generally not a fan of oral only scenes, but this one was blistering hot. Wow! Wow! Wow!

Scene 3: Monica Mayhem

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.Monica is a sexy red-head that when you look at her, you immediately realize she will be a wild roll in the hey. Maybe it's the red hair stereotype, maybe is the name "Mayhem", maybe it's the streak of blonde hair around a sea of red, or that tattoos, or the big ole fake tits, on a tight muscular body. Regardless, Monica look alone will give a lot of men a rise in their proverbial Levi's. For this scene, she's shaved her beaver down to a little stripe of hair that ends north of her clit. Her man follows the line and readily laps at her snatch. Hot oral and some nice slamming doggy style with condom follows. Monica has an incredible body that looks like it spends many hours a week on a treadmill. Fun scene that ends in a splash of baby batter on Monica's ripped stomach.

Scene 4: Kaylani Lei
Our super sexy heroine is up next and she's got a spot on the infamous porno casting couch. This lovely Asian woman is dressed in her finest slut attire, consisting of stockings, black corset and some hot looking makeup that you only find on porn stars, hookers, strippers and women dressed as such on Halloween. There are two guys in the room. The first one gets an aggressive blowjob out of the Ms. Lei with deep throat action. The scene starts to warm up, when the other guy gets out of his chairs, and sprawls Kaylani from behind over the desk. Great vantage point, watching all of the condom covered penetration. He then drops a load on her awaiting tongue, and she sucks his pecker clean. But our woman is not done yet. The other man in the room starts fucking her hard missionary on the table until he sprays her perfectly manicured pussy with semen. It's nice to see a more couple friendly movie get it's "freak on" once in a while.

Scene 5: Carmel Moore
Carmel is a long curly haired blonde with so much hair, it must be fake. Same can be aid for those massive mammaries resting on her chest. Overall, Ms. Moore has a slim frame that is dressed in a blue lacy bra & boy-shorts underwear set, that looks sexy as hell. This scene is a porn within a porn, where you actually see the camera recording the action and Kaylani watching from the other side. Carmel gives an aggressive blow-job with all of the slurping sounds we come to expect in glorious Dolby 5.1 surround sound quality. Carmel is a strong woman who looks like she could throw her body up and down on dick reverse cowgirl style forever. This hot woman fucks with a serious sense of urgency up until semen is shot down her throat.

Scene 6: Kaylani Lei
The lovely cover girl is back to conclude the DVD. She calls her man to the back bed room for some fun fuck session. He's lucky to get a sample to lick the areas where her bathing suit normally covers, as she arches her back in appreciation. In this scene, we finally get to see those small natural breasts that perfectly fit her tiny frame. Everything about this woman is so incredibly beautiful it's near impossible to describe. Her perfect toned thighs getting railed from behind (with condom) looks fantastic. This scene didn't emit the heat of some of the others, but watching Kaylani perform is always a treat. Her sex faces could melt stone.

Extras:
Wicked knows Extras, without a doubt. From an audio standpoint, they have enlisted Dolby Digital surround sound and offered "Porn Valley" in both standard English & Spanish to appeal to a wider audience. The Photo gallery & Star galleries were nicely set to music that added value. There was a behind the scenes, that showed some instances of why it is fun to be on the porn set, with the vast majority of the footage taken from the photoshoots. There was tons of advertisements from other Wicked enterprises such as phone sex, lines, Promo reel for the websites, Wicked DVD Catalog and trailers from "Julia Ann: Hardcore", "Camp Cuddly Pines Power Tool Massacre", "Around the world in 7 days", "Repture in Blue", "Gossip" and "Mobster's Ball". Also included was the trailer from "Porn Valley" and a full length bonus scene starring Kaylani Lei and Randy Spears from "Kaylani: Unleashed". This is a hot full length scene that has Kaylani in a sexy leather chauffer's outfit giving off great sexual effort in the back of a limo. Hot scene and an outstanding collection of extras from Wicked Pictures.

Where Hard Meets Soft: Wicked Pictures has continued their commitment to making high end couple friendly flicks, and showing the world that hot sex can include the use of a condom. This story line might be a little preachy, but it is entertaining. The notion of "porn with a message' still might be a few generations off, but it provides some reasonable entertainment in between watching some of the hottest adult film stars on the plant fuck for our amusement. I must Recommended this DVD, especially to couples, fans of Kaylani and any fans of oral footage MUST check out the second scene on the DVD with Gianna Lynn.

 


Cheers,

Colonel Mustard



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