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Sprung a Leak
Can females ejaculate? I've read credible-sounding articles from knowledgeable-sounding people who take both sides of the discussion, so I can't say for sure. I'm no expert on female reproductive or excretory anatomy. I've seen performers like Cytherea who clearly spew something from their pussies during sex, but what that fluid is I don't claim to know. Indeed, therein seems to lie the real debate, as there's no doubt many women sometimes release significant amounts of some fluid during sex, and especially during orgasm. Some argue that it's just urine and/or vaginal lubrication, though I don't know that this fact would make it less interesting to watch. Cytherea's eruptions are tres hot!
But what makes hers hot, in this reviewer's opinion, is the fact that she is gasping, panting and convulsing as it happens. Her squirts seem uncontrollable, and more notably, tied to her orgasm -- therefore an indicator of her orgasm; a strong bit of evidence that no faking was going on. It's so easy (in porn at least) for female viewers to know when the man is coming. We men don't have it so visually obvious which, I believe, is one of the big reasons this squirting stuff is so appealing to some men.
I've seen almost certain fakery in porn. I've also seen a number of examples of female "ejaculation" which more closely resemble leaking or dribbling of... well, whatever it is, including some of the scenes in this movie. That's not to say it's not erotic; it's fascinating and often sexy to watch a girl let go, in whatever fashion. But it's often not clear from a performer's facial expressions or sounds that she is coming as she's squirting. Having said all that, there are quite a few examples of squirts and leaks in this movie (which, with the term 'Leak', is wisely titled to be on the safe side of false advertising). None of them look the least bit faked, and some of it is exciting.
The question is, "Does this movie work?, especially for fans of girls who squirt?
Jada Fire has a pretty face and beautiful hair. In the opening scene she is masturbating and then kneeling between two white dicks, to which she gives juicy blowjobs with lots of gurgling, gagging, and grunting. An annoying synthetic instrumental track plays in the background, but it eventually goes away, leaving only a well-lit, well-shot visual. "Fuck me," she orders, and within a few seconds of taking him insider her, she squirts fluid several feet as he pulls out. Another one soon after showers the camera lens. The action continues, visible between the droplets on the lens, with the next guy fucking her. A third eruption drenches the lens. But judging from her sounds, and the unchanged looks on her face, she doesn't seem to be having orgasms. (If she is, they're not terribly exciting to watch.) Big tit fans will enjoy watching her brown boobies bounce in rhythm to the thrusts, though I'd rather see smaller ones without the wrinkles typical of many boob jobs. Jada talks dirty a lot, and does a lot of slapping -- mostly her pussy, but also the guys' legs. The guys, both well built and well endowed, are mostly on the bottom; their long dicks going deep into her. She stops numerous times to squirt. Too much ass-fucking for my taste. Each man finishes on her face. The second one seems to be finished, but then starts shooting more; something I'm not sure I've ever seen. The hottest part of the scene is what she does with the mouthful. First she audibly gargles with it, then slowly drools it out and down her chest and belly.
In the next scene, cover girl Savannah Stern rubs her pussy in that sexy outfit, does a teasing walk, and then a crawl. A guest inexplicably shows up to watch her fuck another guy. The first guy licks and spits on her pussy. Hot: she crawls slowly to the couch as he crawls behind, tonguing her asshole. She bends over to receive his cock, then gives him head and opens wide for him to fuck her mouth. Then she does a lot of spitting. Have these two ever heard of lube? Next he tells her to stand and spread her legs wide, and he sits on the couch while she gives him head from that standing position. It's a chiropractor's dream, but it sure looks good from the camera's angle -- facing her behind. He then slides down to sit on the floor, and she sits and wiggles on his face as he beats off. Nice, believable, natural moans are the only sounds; no music. But there is a ridiculous and typical-porn switch from position to position. He spanks her a number of times as he fucks, and for a short time even rests his foot on the side of her head. It's a nice female-submissive position which balances the equally-nice femdom aspect of the previous face-sitting position. These two are pretty hot together, with much of the action animal-raw. Too bad their position changes (looking choreographed) don't have the same spontaneity. I'd forgotten the theme of the disk until he gave her a handjob which caused her pussy to gently squirt. In missionary style, she masturbates while they fuck, and he now spanks her tit a couple times. Hot: they're face-to-face, talking dirty and looking intensely in each others' eyes. "You want that to be your pussy?" she asks, and he replies, "you want me to take it from you?" and gives her a few slaps to the face. She strips off the dress and plays with her stuffed pussy as he fucks her from beneath. He cums on her face and then fingers more leaks out of her. Just as you think it's over, he rotates her on the wood floor, and lowers her head to the puddle she just made, rubbing her face around in it. She giggles and calls him nasty, drooling saliva and/or semen out of her mouth and onto the floor. In a nicely submissive gesture, she keeps her head on the floor and her butt in the air even after he has removed his hands.
Kelli Brooks enters and shows her ass to the cameraman. He informs her, to her apparent disappointment, that they're not doing an anal movie today, but a "squirty" movie (as if she didn't know that, long before the cameras rolled). If the story isn't going to be believable, why weave a story at all?... just get to the sex. When asked if she likes getting her pussy fingered, she says she's played with it a lot but never made herself squirt. He says he wants to watch her give head to his friend, who walks in. The friend starts by finger-fucking her ass and, while doing so briefly drools on his shirt! He must be more excited by her than I am. He flips her around in several positions, smacks her, eats her pussy, and generally treats her like a sex doll, and she seems to like it. I like how her toes repeatedly curl up as she's being dicked. He fucks the soles of her feet as she plays with herself, and she continues masturbating as he fucks her. I like that; it looks like she really wants to get off. He slobbers and spits a lot -- too much -- on her pussy, her ass, and even his cock. Used more sparingly, this can be hot. He tells her to play with her butt hole (yawn) and then enters it, fucking her while she masturbates. It's hot for a moment, but gets downright annoying as he tells her, ad nauseam, to open her asshole "strong," repeating the poorly-chosen word a dozen times. Then he stands her up and fingers her pussy rapidly, bringing on the title juices, which she obediently licks off his hand. She gives him head, which goes quickly from his telling her to go slow and "make love" to his dick, to spanking her ass and fucking her face. Then, in a twist that had me smiling -- and the actors and camera man breaking up -- she took him by surprise, wrestling him backward and squatting over him, out-nastying him. Then she sits down on his cock and bounces her reddened ass (nice if you like that sort of thing; I don't). At this point I just want the scene to end. The tell each other frequently how nasty they are. She finally leaks all over the camera lens while being finger-fucked, then giggles in apparent surprise as he shows her. When it's his turn to squirt, he lays a white cord right down the center of her nose and open mouth, which she licks from her finger as another strand hangs from her chin. She shows a tongue-full to the camera, which is hot until they dwell on it too long in extreme, face-distorting close-up. Why do porn camera operators think "if close is good sometimes, real close -- and often -- is even better." This kind of shot works in The Blair Witch Project because it's creepy. That's why it should be avoided if you want to flatter your subject! The scene ends with her spitting some cum (collected from her chest) onto the floor, and licking it up as she's told.
In the next scene, a guy is laying in bed looking sick and sleepy as a hippie-looking dude rambles at his bedside about the piece of ass he had last night, and how he made her squirt. It does nothing for the scene. Then we see Ricki White (I know only because the name appears) tending to the man in bed. She's wearing a very sexy black vinyl minidress and boots, and we soon see the cross on the hat signifies she's a nurse. As she's giving head, the shot widens to show talkative-guy is fingering her. (How we got here, nobody really knows.) Then both guys are getting head, one on each side of her. I'd rather just look at her in the dress before she got it half off. Various positions follow. There is no music, good light, good sound... but the sex is uninspiring. Only one of the two guys seems to be having fun, and the girl is back and forth (so to speak). Maybe in this case a little set-up would have helped... but probably not. there's finally some excitement as one of the guys fingers her, hard and fast, releasing pussy juice everywhere. The "sick" guy seems to be "Mr. Pete," the director, and is in most if not all of the scenes. There's a lot of slapping her ass, which gets old quickly for me. Slap-reddened skin just makes me think of blood and trauma -- not sexy! The hitting would be much better without the extreme closeups of red skin. This scene is tedious. Instead of demonstrating twenty sex positions -- apparently required by some unwritten law of porn -- why not let the performers enjoy one of them long enough to cum... and go! She does seem excited though, and later (in the extras) says she had lots of fun. She's especially vocal when being double-penetrated. And none of the performers are unpleasant looking. But for some reason it's just no fun to watch. The formerly-bedridden guy cums in her ass and it runs out as soon as he pulls out. Hippie dude goes in right afterward... yuck. Then the first guy is back at her mouth -- I thought he came! -- and ass-fucking her again. Yawn. All the while, she's moaning in a near cry, but although it sounds quite genuine, I can't for the life of me figure out what's got her so excited. Besides her moans, the only other sounds are of the two guys mumbling dirty talk, and breathing heavily.
Missy Monroe is the star of the next scene. My favorite part about her is her tight, shiny dress... very sexy. She gives sloppy and enthusiastic head to three guys at once. One of the guys lays her back to fuck her mouth while another plays with her pussy and then fucks it. Wow... just five or ten seconds later she's squirting. All three of her holes are plugged and she squirts again. She squirts over half a dozen times in this scene, in various sex positions with various guys. Missy doesn't just leak, like a couple of the others did; she has some distance. But all in all, I can't get excited about this scene, either. Part of the reason may be that they all just look so physically awkward. It doesn't look comfortable for her or any of the males, squeezed onto a pile on that vinyl couch. It does get sexy for a moment when she yells that she loves it, and that she is going to cum, and "oh my god, it's so good..." with sincerity in her voice. Other factors bringing the scene down, though, may be the bright studio lights and the bright studio acoustics... her moans reverberate through the room in a cold, unpleasant way. There's very little talking from anyone; maybe this would have helped, too. And there's too much anal for my preference. I'll say one thing for Missy: she does a lot of squirting! I imagine her downing about a quart of water after filming ended. This scene is way too long for the erotic content. One of the males has a distracting mark on his leg -- a burn? -- that makes it into a lot of shots, even close-ups. Not good. I don't think I need perfect bodies, but all the little distractions add up. There is one more turn-on at the end. After one guy fills her mouth with jizz, she starts masturbating, saying to another, "Cum on my face, please. Make me a little cum slut." Spread wide, and still wearing the white boots she came in with, and that shiny dress wrapped tightly now around her waist, she looks her best in the scene, and he dumps on her face. The last guy briefly enters her again, then coats her crotch.
Credits roll as an outtake from Jada Fire's scene plays. Though I can't figure out what the performers -- and a female crew member who appears to be holding a boom microphone -- are laughing about, it appears that Jada made such a mess that she surprised everyone. The crew lady says she "was using John as a shield," and gestures hiding behind him as he wipes himself off, still fully erect, with paper towels. Another naked male performer is bent over laughing, on the couch in the background. This brief insight into the making of a porno may be one of the most enjoyable scenes on the disk, and even has some erotic value as one thinks about being a nude male performer with a clothed female on the set, or about being that female around naked men with nice bodies and nice erections. "Did you get squirt on your face?" the one guy says to the other, adding, "No, he's crying".
The chapter index has motion thumbnails.
Transfer quality seemed good. The scenes are sharp and clear, with the only distractions being that they're arguably over-lit for the desired mood, which is an issue with filming, not with making the disk.
The audio was rich and full, with powerful bass notes in the menu music, for what that's worth. The performers' voices were clear.
Behind The Scenes
This opens with an enticing shot of Kelli Brooks squatting with her knees wide apart on the floor as someone takes her picture. Several more poses and then a brief interview... where is she from, how long in the business, who does she like working with, etc. Then an outtake from her earlier scene with both performers just being natural... rather pointless. Then outtakes of Missy Monroe with an annoying constantly-shifting camera and extreme close-ups. Then the director fucks her in a POV shot. While they're having fun we hear slams and bangs in the background -- probably the crew dismantling the set. Next we see Ricki White looking prettier than in her scene, and very sexy in knee-high boots, posing for photos. Then still shots of her sex acts with her co-stars. Next she's seen mopping up her face from her scene, and revealing that it was "good... fun... awesome" and commenting, along with the director, on the soaked couch. Finally Jada is interviewed and we see a needless repeat of the laughter that showed during the credits, plus a few seconds more.
a motion-thumb menu of cumshots
This self-changing slide show has images of the female performers posing and in their scenes, as annoying electronic music plays and the Red Light Website URL is displayed.
instructions to open the HTML file on your computer's DVD drive. Opening the file provides clickable links to TrustFundGirls.com (for some reason) and ClubRedLight.com.
Though it had its moments, this movie would be much hotter if the squirts were obviously tied to the females' pleasure, and orgasms in particular. As it is, they could be pissing, for all I can tell. Though that doesn't mean they're not having fun, they don't seem to be in the throes of passion as fluid is dripping or being expelled. They don't even seem to feel it. It's interesting to watch, but not nearly as hot as I hoped. I'd have to say that it's probably not a very good couples movie, either.
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