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Gape Lovers

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Saul Good » Review Date: 7/28/07

XCritic's Advice: XCritic Pick

Genre: Anal-Gape

Director: Jay Sin

Cast: Heather Gables, Liv Wylder, Delilah Strong, Marsha Lord, Aurora Snow, Cindy Crawford, Holly Wellin, Dana Dearmond, & Bobbi

Length: 2hrs 45 min

Production Date: Evil Angel, 2007

Scene Selection: Without Act Access

Outtakes: Simply deleted footage. 10 minutes but nice enough to note.
Interviews: More like a BTS. Runs 10 minutes and has some Q&A and on the spot anal shots.
Behind the Scenes:
Amusing, but 2 fucking minutes? Seriously?
Cumshot Recap

Audio/Video: The Audio of the film is on par with your typical adult film. It comes in as 2.0, sounds clean for the most part with a few discrepancies. But it's no hack job. The Video is Full Frame Color, clean, clear, and well lit. Interior and exterior shots are treated with the same professionalism, and I have to say Jay Sin captures some of the best goddamn gape footage on the planet.

Body of Review: Well, it was bound to happen sooner or later. Gape fanatics no longer have to scour hundreds of titles for a few minutes of the rising art of the winking back door. Gape films are getting their own fetish category, and for good reason. Why not, supply needs to meet demand. Jay Sin's Gape Lovers promises nearly 3 hours of open back doors determined to make its mark in this fresh field.

Scene 1: Heather Gables, Liv Wylder,
Acts Included: Oral, Vag, Anal, Gape, Rimming
Heather and Liv are two nicely figured blonds. Wearing daisy dukes, a straw hat and suspenders that barely cover their nipples, the girls are trying to put out a slutty country girl vibe. If it's not working for you, wait until one rides a whole watermelon and is smacked in the hottest ass on the planet, with a piece of rope. This silly nonsense is ridiculous, but man is it fun. The girls are into it and laughing and the entire time you get to see their plump bottoms seep from their denim shorts. There's much heavy petting and booby grabbing (both girls have adolescent peaks but hot nonetheless) until the red eye makes it to camera. But when it does, the gals let loose. Then they munch on unpaved roads and the watermelon from earlier is split open and put to erotic use. At first the camera is back and forth, uncertain of where to be. But it settles itself once the anal play starts--thank goodness--and it's mostly in your face slick, red gaping holes from here on. The girls take turns plunging into each other's asses. First with fingers, then tongues and to keep with the country theme, some vegetables. Squash, cucumber, something like a skinny eggplant, and finally carrots (three at a time to be exact). This may turn some viewers away, but if you're watching a flick devoted to gaping, there's already something wrong with you. In between insertions, prods, and probes the girls rim the balloon knot, licking the crevices around and even inside. The cucumber is a nice instrument for spreading assholes, leaving it stretched and pink. Fans of winking stink eyes won't be disappointed either, as there's many minutes of spit-covered contractions. The action is well paced, varies and absolutely pleasing. I was disappointed that only one girl's ass was used (the larger gal, sorry I'm not good with these names). The thinner star did a great job rimming and toying, but a returned favor would have been nice. But whatever, there's enough assholes at work here to staff a Mel Gibson film.

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Scene 2: Delilah Strong, Marsha Lord
Acts Included: Oral, Vag, Anal, PTM, ATM, Rimming, Gapes, Facial, Cum kisses
Leggy and dark skinned, Delilah is quite a beauty. Her round rear end jiggles like a jellyfish and she spreads her cheeks to reveal a loose, brown eye. It looks like Delilah's put some mileage through that tunnel, but it has held up nicely and still has enough muscle in it to wink a few dozen times. Delilah then heads to the bedroom where she finds the lovely Marsha Lord bound in a bizzar French maid uniform. Her mouth is gagged and her white stockings pulled to her knees. Delilah bends her over doggystle to expose tight cheeks and a asshole that is tucked away. Delilah licks and pokes at Marsha's sweet hole, slamming a plug in and pulling her white tights up.

In walks a fine piece of tube meat and the girls pounce, Delilah getting nasty with her oral skills, swapping spit with Marsha to make matters messier. The guy porks Marsha in the ass doggystyle, pulling out his rod for gapes and a cleaning from Delilah. Delilah gets in the same position and her act is even hotter. Watching her perfect, global rear banged from behind is sinful. Her hole offers better gapes and she doesn't mind when the guy slips into her vag to relube. In one of the steamiest scenes I've seen for a while, Delilah endures a piledriver and when the meat detracts, Marsha is ready to stick her entire mouth into Delilah's winking back door.This isn't a little rimjob to tease analingus lovers; Marsha makes her best attempt to tickle Delilah's lower intestines. How could it possibly be any better? Make both girls do it. Major props to Evil Angel in this scene for having both stunning and beautiful gals perform equal parts.


Scene 3: Aurora Snow, Cindy Crawford
Acts Included: Oral, Vag, Anal, Rimming, Gape
Aurora and Cindy begin their action with a little bondage play. Cindy is tethered by a leash and is sort of at Aurora's command, although nothing much comes of this. Cindy is a cute full bodied girl whom I can't quite place. And Aurora is of course Aurora, thin, beautiful, and wrong on so many levels. The girls take turns rimming and stretching each others assholes. Cindy gets really excited and puts her wet fingers inside herself to stretch her bum to the maxim. Aurora toys a big, black dong in Cindy's balloon knot and when she pulls it out we can see deep into the pink cave. Aroura goes next, crouching in doggy. It's hard to imagine this tight framed girl can take anything in the ass. Cindy starts by licking the area and Aurora's pussy is gashed wide open and ready for action. It takes some effort, but after much drilling Cindy can keep Aurora's hole from collapsing on itself and we are witness to some impressive, but short, gaps from one of America's hottest ladies. Aurora's butt is so petite and her anus so puckered, it closes quickly and almost disappears. But with different positions, come better opportunities. Girl on Girl scenes don't get hotter and that Aurora was on this disc was a nice surprise.


Scene 4: Holly Wellin, Dana Dearmond
Acts Included: Oral, Vag, PTM, ATM, Rimming, Gape
Dana is a wonderfully sexy woman with perfect, round thighs and nice matching body. I think she's wearing a black wig, which is kind of a distraction, but if it's her real hair, then it's pretty hot--in a weird high school grunge kids at the mall way. Naturally, Dana's ass is heaven and after a quick dip in the pool--wearing a white top and thong--Dana's cheeks glisten in the sun. She fondles her Vajayjay, then bends over to pump her sphincter muscles and the camera gets a close up shot that would make one hell of a desktop background. Sultry and sexy brunette Holly Wellin joins Dana poolside and the salad tossing begins. When the sun gets too hot, they move inside and continue their anal rampage, using dildos to stretch assholes and induce winking. Both women are incredibly sexy and take their sweet time fondling each other's back ends. A lucky white stud interrupts and pumps their face with his cock. Decent head is given, there is some deep throat and little spit here and there, but then it's back to the task of gaping. Holly curls into a piledriver position and is pounded in the ass. Her sexy legs and bare feet hover over her face and Dana sits by waiting for her chances to rim that magic circle. Somehow the guy's cock, Holly's gaping ass and Dana's flickering tongue flawlessly work together and the scene never feels clumsy or crowded. This is 45 minutes of some of the best ATM and threesome action I've seen. Add a truckload of gapes and we get more than we ask for. The scene is long, but never tires, the action is smooth, hot, and chemistry on level. I don't think it can get much better than this. For the finale, the guy pumps both their asses before cumming into Holly's open mouth. The girls snowball his jizz and end a scene that's one for the records.


Scene 5: Bobbi
Acts Included: Tease
[Note: This is not a true scene. It runs about 5 minutes and is a solo tease for the upcoming 'sequel']

Bobbi Starr is alone in this last scene. And perhaps I'm out of the loop, but when it's announced (via on screen titling) that she's stopping by for a tease, I don't catch the significance? She is damn sexy however, in black fishnets and her soft chest hanging out. With an ass built for two, Bobbi spreads her cheeks and shows the goods. Bobbi's red eye is double layered; so part of the inside has formed a second ring just within her balloon knot. If that makes sense. But then maybe that's the tease. Hell, I'm intrigued. But I'll have to watch Gape Lovers 2, because her scene ends in 5 minutes and we are left only with our imaginations.


Concluding Words: I say it somewhere in this review, but I'll repeat it: Films just don't get better than this. If you are a gape lover, can't stand it when a scene spends only 5 seconds--or hell 5 minutes--gaping some starlet's tight asshole, and need a fix of constant open-to-the-public rectal viewing, this is one hell of a title. Naturally, if you're picking this up, you are not new to the act, so the box cover should be a fair warning to the squeamish or timid; so I'll skip the disclaimers. With that said there is nothing rough, over the edge, or even hard about this film. On occasional deep throat is actually more 'edgy' than the hours of gapes in between. The action moves slowly and smooth as molasses. Two of the four scenes (don't count the last, it's merely a promo) are girl on girl, and the other two begin this way and later invite man meat to stir things up. So for more than half the flick it chica y chica.

I don't know how much I can say about this dvd. It surpassed any expectations I had, which were mild judging the corny box cover. But Jay Sin delivers as promised and gives gape lovers a disc worthy Criterion recognition--okay maybe that's a stretch, pun intended. But seriously, I'm picky about the DVDTalk Collector's rank, and never thought I'd give it to a gape flick. But I think it's that damn deserving. Stretch your wallet, your pocket book, take out a loan, whatever you need to do and let these gals make some money for groceries, or shoes, or coke, or whatever it is they buy. It's for a good cause. DVD Talk Collector Series



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