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Filthy's First Taste 5

Studio: Club Jenna » Review by Saul Good » Review Date: 8/4/07

XCritic's Advice: Watch It Online

Genre: Straight-Young

Director: Cezar Capone

Cast: Barbie Love, Mia Bangg, Jersey, Carmella Woods, Christine Alexis

Length: 2 hrs

Production Date: Club Jenna, 2007

Scene Selection: With Act access.

Audio/Video: The Audio of the film is mainly 2.0 as expected and the Video is full frame color. We're dealing with a studio produced amateur flick, and everything is on par with most flicks today.

Body of Review: Club Jenna and director Cezar Capone bring the 5th installment of Filthy's First Taste, a series boasting a cast of girls and their first time performances. The phrase "first time on camera" is about as trustworthy as a blind archer, so the most we can look forward to is decent, amateur action. Club Jenna, don't do us wrong.

Scene 1: Carmela Woods
Acts Included: Oral, Vag, PTM, Facial
The first five minutes begin with the lucky white bastard who's about to get laid jumping around the beach and acting like an idiot monkey. The voice behind the camera eggs him on and this seems like frat buddies with a hand held. Then up walks the lovely, sleepy eyed Carmela, a petite Latina babe with a hot, young body and tits that no longer need a training bra. For ten minutes these guys gab and goof off, while sweet assed Carmela sits topless and puts up with their romping. They take matters inside and Carmela strips from her jeans to show her slice of Hispanic pie and a tiny frame that can't be above 105. Carmela blows the guy's stiffy and does a decent job at it, slowly slobbing it and taking a good length in her throat. White boy bones her in missionary and she jumps on top to fuck reverse cowgirl showing her brown bush and nice lips. For the first half the two men won't stop talking, joking, describing, being annoying. Is this a science experiment? Are we taking dictation? I feel sorry for this girl who has to endure these two. Luckily, after a while, they shut the fuck up and we can turn the volume back up to hear Carmela's soft moans. An off the edge of the couch doggy bang puts this gorgeous gal on her elbows and delivers a truly hot act with nasty close ups of the gears grinding. He thumps her a bit more and comes in her mouth. She spits it out and give the camera a hot cum coated smile. This scene mainly runs on pity and the absolute cuteness of Carmela. The action is fair, but the first half just annoyed the piss out of me.

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Scene 2: Christine Alexis
Acts Included: Oral, Vag, Facial
Yikes. Next is Christine Alexis, a slim cut, young blond with an awesome body. This cute lady is the hot girl you see with friends at a bar, then go home and jerk off to. The boys "find" her on the street and "convince" her to come back to the hotel for a porn shoot. After much ado about nothing, she strips her jeans and graces the screen with perhaps the most perfectly petite and hot snatch ever put to film. She puts on a pair of thigh high baseball type socks that fit over her heels and give her a retro teen look. Words seriously can't describe Christine's smoking hot body. It's absolute perfection if you like young, thin starlets. It's almost a tragedy thinking she's gonna fuck on camera. But with her pierced, tiny, tatas and nose ring, it's clear this gal has a wilder side. The sex follows the same formula as scene 1 and actually isn't as hot as the girl. Christine gets in the driver's seat a tad, but she is more often doing her impression of a log. Again, it's the super hot teen raising the stars on this scene. Too bad it wasn't more, as it looks like the disc is gonna need some help.

Scene 3: Barbie Love
Acts Included: Oral, Vag, Facial
Homegrown Barbie Love is about as natural looking as they come. A typical white bread white girl with fake blond hair and a curvy body. Barbie looks good and will appeal to those who like the kind of girl that probably hangs around a keg party and is doing shots by 7pm. Stripping from a tight pair of blue jeans, Barbie exposes a body that is nicer than expected. She's in good shape, despite a pair of pierced slightly baggy jugs. Much time is spent with Barbie giving oral. She sucks lovingly on the guy's slender cock, accepting most of it to the back of her throat without hesitation. The man then drills her pierced pussy, slowly pluggin away and pulling out ever once in a while to realign himself. Mostly, this is standard "amateurish" porn, nothing spectacular is coming from this scene, and once again it's the homegrown look of Barbie that is exciting. Near the end she rides cowgirl with her thick ass gliding across his thighs. Doggy style leads to a fair facial that coats Barbie's lips and is just within tongue's reach.

Scene 4: Jersey
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Cumshot
Jersey is another down-to-earth, whole milk kind of gal. She's very cute with her short hair and full body. Jersey is no chunker, she's adorably small, but she does have a little pooch and thighs that would make great pillows. She starts her scene with some oral that looks a bit forced and then to screwing in reverse cowgirl, proudly baring her hairless pie and how wet her tube has become. Oddly, we see much less of Jersey's face and more closeups of her pounded pussy. The shots are good and clean, but it makes me wonder what they're hiding. Not a great scene by any means. Once again it's Jersey natural looks that make the scene worth watching. The guy comes on her stomach in a rather boring conclusion.

Scene 5: Mia Bangg
Acts Included: Oral, Vag, Cumshot
Closing out this disc is Mia Bangg, a long-haired brunette with a sharp face and sweet bod. Again, the flick is playing the amateur/everyday girl bit and Mia fits the part wonderfully. She an unassuming type, but still cute as hell. Mia's scene is one of the stronger on the disc because there's a nice chemistry between the actors and a good deal of variation. Sure we get the same acts for the most part, but the camera does a much better job of letting us enjoy Mia's entire body. Most times she's maintaining some control over the fucking and works her thick ass into the dudes meat. Mia is not really my type, but she's possibly the best to watch on the entire film; although it's subtle, Mia acts like she's in a porn. A nice missionary pump with Mia's legs spread-eagle leads to another tummy shot. As what'd we'd expect by now.

Concluding Words: I'm sad to say that this film is quite the dud. It tries way too hard to be part of the industry and comes off appearing smug and careless. The technical qualities of the film are fair, easily enjoyable for the amateur enthusiast. What disappoints and altogether repels, is the way the girls are treated. They aren't mistreated, so to speak, but they aren't given an opportunity to shine. There's good, hot talent here, particularly Christine Alexis, but a 15 minute intro of male-to-male retardation and the fact that the girls are basically, well, fucked, creates an element that turns off more than on.

If you are looking for everyday American gals, straight from the streets and shopping malls, this series aims to quench your thirst. But if you'd like to see the girls appearing to have a good time and wanting dick, you aren't gonna find it here. This feels a Jon Dough flick and I'm rather surprised it comes from Jenna's line --although I don't know how much say or input she actually provides. Hey, enough blabbing. This movie, unfortunately, isn't worth the hot air. It's worth your 5 clams if you're an amateur enthusiast, little more. Rent It


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