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Assparade 11

Studio: Bang Bros » Review by Michael Vega » Review Date: 8/6/07

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

GENRE: Gonzo
DIRECTOR: Preston P, Big Lou
LENGTH: 2 hours 14 minutes
CAST: Rebeca Linares, Chayanne Jacobs, Cherrie Rose, Renae Cruz, Jenaveve Jolie, Brianna Beach, Krystal Jordan, Phyllisha Anne, Lindsay Kay, Jeremy, JMac, JT, Tony and Jordan, 
PRODUCTION: November 14, December 6, 8, 22, 2006, January 3, 2007


the Audio & Video

Video was shot in a 1.33:1 full-frame ratio and the picture was sharp and shot on video
| Audio was clear and presented in Dolby Digital 2.0 stereo


the Special Features

Outtakes ["Phylisha & Lindsay", "Renae & Cherrie" & "Renae & Cherrie Nice Ass" -  totaling 4m 27s in length] | Stills | Trailers for "Ball Honeys 6" and "Busty Adventures 3"

the Fucking

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After close to seventeen minutes of Rebeca and Chayanne showing off their sexy bodies, Jordan joins the action and quickly gets the girls to suck his dick. He starts the penetratin' by fucking Chayanne on her side and missionary, before Rebeca takes a cowgirl ride. Chayanne hops on his dick, while Rebeca is straddling his face. There's some very sexy "face down, ass up" with Chayanne on the bed, getting pounded from behind and Rebeca gets a few brief seconds of doggystyle, until the scene ends with the girls sharing a shot on their faces.

Compared to the junk that Chayanne is packin' in her trunk, Rebeca is damn near anorexic! It's a good thing that I enjoyed seeing Chayanne in action, since she sees the most of it.

[ Rebeca Linares, Chayanne Jacobs  & Jordan | Oral (M/F), Vaginal, Facial | Missionary, Cowgirl, "Face Down, Ass Up", Doggystyle | Condoms: Yes | ]

We begin the scene by spending eleven minutes worshipping the fine Latina asses of Cherrie and Renae before the fellas show up. It doesn't take long for the girls to drop and stuff some cock in their mouths. When they finish sucking, the take a dual cowgirl ride, followed by a very sexy reverse cowgirl ride and doggystyle. There's also some deep missionary, until the girls are treated to a shot on their faces for their troubles.

These girls are so hot it takes two directors to film this scene - Preston and Big Lou! In fact, i'd say this is damn near the high point of the disc. Unfortunately, I have to take away one star since it's been edited from the way it was originally presented on Assparade.com.

[ Cherrie Rose, Renae Cruz, JT & Tony | Oral (F), Vaginal, Facial | Reverse Cowgirl, Missionary, Cowgirl, Doggystyle | Condoms: Yes | ]

Nineteen minutes into this twenty-eight minute scene, JMac and Jordan show up and they immediately find themselves in a 69. Shortly after that, both girls are bent over and getting hit from behind, followed by missionary before the mandatory shot on the girls faces to end the scene.

I've yet to see a Jenaveve scene that hasn't been great. However, I don't know if two positions and nine minutes of fucking qualifies as a scene.

[ Jenaveve Jolie, Brianna Beach, JMac & Jordan | Oral (F/M), 69, Vaginal, Facial | Missionary, Doggystyle | Condoms: No | ]

Krystal strips down and shows off her sexy fishnet outfit for ten minutes, until JT shows up to get some head. One minute later, Krystal bends over for doggystyle, and then takes a very lengthy, very sexy cowgirl ride. After some PTM and missionary, JT strokes a shot on her face to end the scene.

Krystal has a lot of ass for a white girl. And, man, did it look fucking hot when she was riding cowgirl!

[ Krystal Jordan & JT | Oral (F), Vaginal, PTM, Facial | Doggystyle, Cowgirl, Missionary | Condoms: No | ]

Lindsay and Phyllisha spend thirteen minutes shooting pool and stripping off their clothes, before Jeremy hops up on the pool table to let the girls examine his stick. When the girls are finished, they take turns bending over for doggystyle against the pool table. Lindsay saddles up for a reverse cowgirl ride, and then Phyllisha lays on her side to let Jeremy pound her ass. She hops off the table and bends over for doggystyle while burying her face in Lindsay's ass, until the scene ends with the girls sharing a messy shot on their faces.

Though there isn't much variety as far as the positions were concerned, but Phyllisha's anal action made this a very hot scene.

[ Phyllisha Anne, Lindsay Kay & Jeremy | Oral (F), Vaginal, Facial | Doggystyle, Reverse Cowgirl | Condoms: No | ]

the Final Word

With the exception of Rebeca, there's a ton of ass on Assparade 11. I only had an issue with some of the scenes on the disc being edited from their original length. Now, I realize that if the Bros presented each scene "uncut", Assparade 11 might be a triple disc set (or a one disc'r with terrible video), but there has to be some sort of middle ground. Maybe they could come up with a service that allows you to select your own custom collections? I don't know, i'm just throwing it out there. Anyways, big booty fans will not be disappointed by this disc - each scene features of a generous amount of time where the lovely ladies show off their plump rumps before gettin' down to business. And the scenes with Renae & Cherrie and Lindsay & Phyllisha have to be some of the hottest i've seen on Assparade - making this a Recommended flick.

One other note - I really wish they'd keep Preston away from the keyboard. Looking at the Assparade site, it states that Chayanne is spelled "Chyanne" and her last name is "Jacobs". While the coverart for Assparade spells it "Chayanne" and Adult DVD Empire lists her as "Cheyanne Foxxx". I just wanted to throw that out there so ya'll didn't think I had no fucking idea what I was doing.

Well, most times I don't...but that's besides the point.

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