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Muscle Fantasies

Studio: Male Media One » Review by Brokeback » Review Date: 8/6/07

XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Date of Production:
July 31, 1988

Not listed

Todd Nugent, Jimmy Pike, Studs Toro, Ward Austin

Body Types:
Bodybuilder, toned, smooth, some chest hair, mustaches, ages 20-30, cut and uncut dicks


Special Features:
Muscle worship

Four solos scenes featuring Colt men

The Movie:

Dirty Looks starring Studs Toro
Studs Toro is a Hispanic bodybuilder with mustache, a jheri curl, and light brown eyes. Playing a UPS type of guy, he delivers a package into a studio containing artwork of naked men. Over in the bathroom, he spies a woman taking a shower and heads toward her bedroom, picks up her panties, and wipes it across his face while rubbing his uncut dick. Toro sheds the clothing, humps the bed, plays with his ass and cock until he shoots his wad all over the bed.

Naked Lunch starring Todd Nugent
Todd Nugent (coverboy) looks like an attractive jock on the box but in the movie, he has long thick hair and a mustache. Todd takes a break from working on a house, has a bite of an apple, and cools off naked in a swimming pool. On a floating lounger, he plays with himself and shoots one in the pool.

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Muscle Fantasies starring Ward Austin
Ward Austin is a blond with a smooth, thick bodybuilder body. In a black and white scene, Ward exits the shower, grooms himself, and flexes in front of a mirror. In the next scene now in color, he's sporting a skimpy leather number that resembles the lime green outfit worn by Sasha Cohen's Borat. He's doing the pose down in the outdoors next to a couple of large columns. Ward has some nice blond hair growing around his hole. Cum flies out from his stiff meat.

Pike's Peak starring Jimmy Pike
With looks compared to Tom Selleck, Jimmy Pike is a gorgeous man with a hot muscular body, dark hair and a mustache. His pecs are hard and round. The dick is thick with a large mushroom head. Surrounding it is a dark, hairy bush. There's a nice patch of hair down by his hole too. In Pike's Peak, Jimmy is mowing the lawn and then stops to go to the garage. In the garage, he opens a photo album. Several photos fall onto the garage floor. The photos are black and white nude images of Pike. Next to the album, he finds a porn magazine and flips through the pages containing nude shots of him. A big grim comes across his face as he admires himself in the magazine and touches his cock. Jimmy slowly strokes on his large member and the muscular ass cheeks. Amid the sexual tension, flashbacks of a younger, naked Pike appear. Back in the garage, Jimmy strokes his thick shaft sending cum on the pages of his naked pics.


This is another old release with specks and other video noise throughout. The quality is to be expected but it's suitable for porn.

Nothing special here. Like other old video titles, you're not going to hear any moaning or groaning from cumming. The music is repetitious but not too annoying.

The only extras are a slideshow of the nude actors and nearly 30 minutes of trailers for other Colt titles.

Final Thoughts:
Minute Man 5 contains four more muscular studs for your gay viewing pleasure. However, not much makes it stands out. Studs and Ward are big bodybuilders. Todd has a nice body as well but the star of the show is hot man, Jimmy Pike. I'd love to see this beautiful specimen of a man plow another beefy stud or get plowed by such a stud. Until then, you'll have to settle for a hot jerk off session by one very hot man. Try it before you buy.

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