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Amazonian Dreams

Studio: Woodman Entertainment » Review by Colonel Mustard » Review Date: 8/6/07

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Genre: All Sex
Director: Pierre Woodman
Length: Two hours 13 minutes not including extras
Cast: Caylian Curtis, Roxy Panther, Zafira Klass, Barbie Banks, Druna Diva, Marcia & Natasha

Foresight: Pierre Woodman has been my favorite director since I started paying attention to the adult DVD industry many years ago. He has switched companies several times with his best work, in my opinion, coming from his stint with Private. Pierre has now branched out to form his own company in the form of Sexxxotica, which is distributed in the United States by Michael Ninn (& Ninnworx). Amazonian Dreams tracks Pierre Woodman and a band of hot women as they explore deep into Amazonia in South America. Thankfully, the legendary director filmed all six scenes in stunning HD for our viewing pleasure. Unfortunately, there was no good way to relate the stars to the individual scene.

Scene 1:
On a secluded and rocky beach we find a set of inter-racial lovers enjoying a moment of privacy. A black man and his raven haired partner take advantage of the time alone. She drops to her knees and services the thick dick with her mouth while the waves crash against the shore behind her. Although, this beach was not as private as they thought, as the lovely blonde with ridiculously fake breasts meanders by and finds the couple playing an extended game of hide the weenie. Hidden from sight, she removes her bikini and plays with her pussy as the couple fucks. The action heats up on the beach as the slim brunette is given as much dick as she can take. The behind the scene action has the hot blonde screwing herself both vaginally and anally with a fruit or vegetable that reminded me of a cucumber. The blonde in this scene was so hot, it almost felt like she was under-utilized, playing with herself in the background. The sex portion of the scene was fun, but I began to loose track of the rhythm as I was too focused on the blonde. The scene ends with the brunette taking a light serving of nut mayo down her throat.

Scene 2:
A young couple found a spot where they are all alone on the beach amongst the mangroves. The woman is a slim fake red-head with curly hair and smaller breasts. The oral in this scene was a little lighter than I would have liked to see, but the heat is elevated to the point of a Brazilian summer once the little red head's hot butt is bent over getting drilled from behind. By the end of the scene, this young girl's pussy will never be the same. It was fucked so hard by her man, it starts to gape to the size of a golf ball. The scene ends with her man depositing a heap of sun tan lotion on her face.

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Scene 3:
Two gorgeous women, only wearing thong bikini bottoms are strolling down the sand. If this occurs a lot in Amazonia, I'm moving today. One woman is a bit shorter, blonde and has some ridiculously fake tits. Her friend, by contrast is a taller brunette with a natural body, regular sized breasts and a picture perfect behind. The two girls meet up with a pair of men and introductions are made. Before long, the two pair off for some outdoor good old fashioned casual sex. Hot scene that has these to woman impaling themselves on dick at a frantic pace. It was also nice to see that these girls also went a little more natural look when it comes to their pubes. Every once in a while it's nice to see a bush covering those lips between the hips. This is one of the hottest scenes of the DVD that includes the hot blonde taking anal and a double penetration on a small diving board over a pool. Not to be outmatched, the brunette also punches her a-train ticket. Both are rewarded with facials for their efforts.

Scene 4:
One of the greatest things about Brazilian people is that they come in a multitude of flavors. The woman in this scene has an amazingly hot look to her. She's blonde, but has the full lips and hair texture that gives her a unique (and hot) ethnic flavor to her. In a wide open field near the sea, wearing only a swim suit, she grinds her beautiful body against her man. I'm not sure many men could hold their wad with such a hot looking ass rubbing up against them. Scene really takes off when we see her hot full lips wrapped around dick, bobbing her head back and forth like a chicken hunting for seed. Another hot scene that has this lovely young lady taking the business end of the dick, screaming her approval and asking for more. After a brief anal interlude, the scene concludes with a semen shot on her pretty face.

Scene 5:
Two local fishermen are on a small canoe like fishing boat complaining about the heat baking down on them, desperately trying to come up with a different activity to beat the hot Amazonian heat. Like a beacon of help, a lovely young lady emerges to offer up some water to the black and white fishermen. She has no idea of the tip she is going to receive as a tip in return. The woman is a ethnic beauty with light mocha toned skin and curly black hair, full chest and a hot body. She boards the boat and gets down to her knees to give both hard dicks some lip service. The sex is very aggressive as it seems both guys are trying to out do each other to see who can fuck this lovely young woman the best. The girl gets some steamy anal love as well. We also learned that double penetrations on a canoe are not the easiest thing to do. The scene ends the ebony and ivory guys dumping their loads on her pretty face.

Scene 6:
In order to beat the Amazonian heat, a foursome has found a little Oasis from the blistering sun in an open-aired shelter made of sticks. There are two men and two women in the house. One woman appears to be a slender European woman with long legs wearing a skimpy black bathing suit. It looks like the other two men and woman have a little special treat for the woman and her voyeuristic tendencies. The two men take the brown haired ethnic woman with curly dark hair and sexy smile and start tag teaming her. She drops to her knees and the two guys start fucking her face. The slim brunette slowly moves her suit to the side and starts rubbing herself. The sex picks up and the two guys pummel the woman in both the pussy and ass including some hardcore double the fun penetration until the woman is moaning something in Portuguese that I couldn't understand. Judging from the scene it must have been something like: "holy shit, you're ripping me in half". The scene ends with cum dripping from the well fucked Brazilian's mouth and tits.

Like many of the Private releases, you can watch / listen to this Sexxotica release in a multitude of languages and subtitles. Considering the very little dialogue on this DVD, I don't think you would miss the drift by listening to this DVD in any language that you are unfamiliar. The only other extra of note was some very extended behind the scenes footage. This hour plus documentary includes some additional sex scenes, touristy footage of the girls on a site-seeing tour. It also includes some disturbing footage of a stingray that washed up on the beach. Please note, no animals were hurt in the creation of the documentary.

Where Hard Meets Soft: Pierre Woodman is an absolute icon in directing adult entertainment DVDs. Some of his work has been amongst my favorites for years. I had incredibly high (and probably unfair) expectations for this DVD as Pierre Woodman opens up his new line of adult DVDs. I was a little disappointed in the overall outcome, as this DVD felt a whole lot more like a lower budgeted local outdoor fuck fest as opposed to the erotic art that has been captured by Pierre over the year. For an all-sex film, I still must give this DVD a Recommended rating as Pierre Woodman still knows how to film a blistering hot sex scene regardless of the label on the DVD.


Colonel Mustard

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