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Goo 4 Two #5

Studio: Zero Tolerance » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 8/7/07

XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Goo 4 Two 5

Zero Tolerance

Genre: Gonzo, Cumswapping

Director: Chris Streams

Cast: Maya Hills, Amy Ried, Mr. Pete, Mika Tan, Gianna Lynn, Mark Davis, Patricia Kimberly, Erica Vieira, David Perry, Alessandra Marques, Monica Santhiago, Steve Holmes, Presley Maddox, Savannah Stern, Erik Everhard, Janaina Pais, Suzy Anderson

Length: 123:40 minutes

Dates of Production: 3/1/2007 to 4/7/2007

Extra's: The best extra for me was the 11:28 minutes of striptease/dance footage where the ladies stripped, masturbated, and danced two at a time (the gals enjoyed the company of their female scene partner in a series of limited lesbian trysts). It was solid stroke material; giving older men strokes thanks to how heated it could get (wisely starting off with seductive Maya and Amy). I also liked the 12:02 minute long Behind the Scenes feature by Nate Liquor(?), starting off with some footage of Mika using chopsticks on Mark while Gianna looked on. The various performers almost all had some screen time with Chris mugging for the camera too but I would have liked even more footage. There was also a photogallery, a cumshot recap, a true double sided DVD cover (and slipcase), and trailers to movies like Hand To Mouth 4, Fishnets, Girlvana 2, Grand Theft Anal 9, About Face 3, Double Decker Sandwich 8, Tits Ahoy 3, and Asswhole 3.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Goo 4 Two 5 was presented in a fetching 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Chris Streams for Zero Tolerance. The lighting was almost always handled nicely, limiting the grain and other visual flaws in the open settings of the house (the living room for the most part) as well as outside. The composition of the shots was largely enhancing to the ladies as they diddled themselves or took on their partners with a few spots in need of fill lighting but otherwise covering up most of their minor flaws. There were no compression artifacts (perhaps thanks to the bitrate hovering in the mid to upper 5 Mbps range most of the time) and the fleshtones were very accurate, making this one visually appealing to me if not the very best I've seen from Chris in the past. The 2.0 Dolby Digital English audio (in 192 Kbps) was a bit more basic with no separation or major dynamic range but I could always hear what was said and the music didn't interfere with my viewing pleasure. For those who care, there was also the dubbed Spanish track too.

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Body of Review: Chris Streams has worked at Zero Tolerance and their sister companies as a director and crew member for awhile now and on average, I like his movies. Every now and then though, a title comes along that simply dropped the ball for numerous reasons and Goo 4 Two 5, the sequel to Goo 4 Two #3 I reviewed over a year ago, was one such fuck flick. The premise of the series is to showcase scenes that have two women and one guy, the gals doing all the usual sex acts before taking the pop shot in the mouth and cumswapping it for a swallow session. While that might sound appealing to you, the quality of such scenes always relies more heavily on the performers than the director, limiting what a guy with Chris' talent can do when things go wrong. The cover said it like this: "Diet fads come and go... but semen swallowing never goes out of style! Shed inches from your waistline and watch the pounds vanish overnight with the dietary supplement every whore raves about! Goo for Two satisfies sperm cravings and fills you with filth -- without the extra calories! You get just the right amount of semen to satiate your appetite sans the nasty side effects. No crusty eyelids, no oozing twats, and no unexpected family planning! Be sure to tell your doctor if you experience ball juice addiction, cum cravings, and prolonged jizz withdrawals. Taste the protein-packed secret shake babes chug down faster than your balls can make it... Discretion is advised, use daily!" If that sounds good to you, here is a quick look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that marketing hyperbole aside, there was a bit to like but not enough, even though a complete lack of condoms might appeal to you too:

Scene One: Maya Hills, the sun drenched babe on the right hand side of the front cover, and cover cutie Amy Ried who was on the left side of it, were up first as they playfully engaged in some lesbian action together in the living room. The rimming, cunnilingus, and manual manipulation of their bodies was done in such a way that I wasn't completely convinced they preferred women over men but they did well enough that they passed for more than lipstick lesbians too. Amy displayed this best by largely ignoring her turn to service Maya when Mr. Pete walked in on them; whipping his cock out of his pants in order to suck it. Maya also took turns with her with both of the ladies appealing to me on a physical basis (though Amy's fleshier form was better for me). The knob slobbing action led to the ladies engaging in active vaginal sex as meat puppet Pete served them up a heaping helping of hometown hospitality. Seeing the ladies bounce on cock is always a pleasure, especially when they come across as liking it, so the oral enhancements here added a lot of fun too. That led to Amy taking the mouth pop to cumswap with Maya who swallowed it down; some kissing ending the heated scene before the camera faded out.

Scene Two: Mika Tan and Gianna Lynn, both dressed like traditional Japanese hostesses (similar to a low end Geisha look; complete with flowing silken robes and the hair sticks), were up next in the basic living room setting as they kissed and pawed one another. That didn't last long with aging xenophile Mark Davis taking them for himself; shoving his dick in their respective faces to get head. Mika was the playful and dominant of the two gals, showing more than just skill as she smiled while elevating the dynamic of the scene. Her aggressive oral pushed Gianna to new heights and Mark was quite happy with the results. Mark reciprocated on them a little bit, Mika assisting on Gianna but never getting as much as she gave orally. The vaginal plowing took over from there as the gals sucked cookie while getting hammered in turns, several positions making the cut before the facial and cumswap. Mika was always the better of the two and swallowed the resulting load after Gianna passed it on to her, ending an okay scene.

Scene Three: Patricia Kimberly and Erica Vieira were up next as they did some lesbian licking in the large bathroom by the hot tub area. Patricia's ass looked ripe for the plucking and then David Perry joined them just as they were getting interesting so the gals then changed their focus on his cock. There might not have been any chemistry between them but the limited blowjobs aside, each gal wanted to get her chance to shine as they rode his cock actively in their cookies. The anal sex came afterwards and showed the gals at least as active at taking a dick in the backdoor; their tan lines looking pretty sweet as a result of their sweat and the lighting. This was probably the best example of a generic scene overall though as the duration didn't allow for them to do much and even the advertised cumswapping and swallowing zipped by too fast.

Scene Four: Alessandra Marques and Monica Santhiago, a couple of Brazilian ladies that I'm not that familiar with, were up next and to say that they were lucky in terms of their body shape but less so in the face department would be about right to point out. They came across like lipstick lesbians to me and thankfully Steve Holmes was there to save the scene. The down side was that although they covered all the regular bases; giving decent head, bouncing on cock, and doing all that was expected of them, they did so mechanically in a way that even he could not save the scene. I'm sure that they earned every penny for their work here as they likely do in their native countries but the vaginal was nothing special and the anal seemed to hurt them more than a little given the way they made noises about it. They did not speak enough English to communicate their respective complaints but there was no doubt in my mind that they had a few given the manner in which the carried out the scene. It ended with a cumswap and swallow but by this point in time, most of you will have moved on from the scene. Blah!

Scene Five: Presley Maddox and Savannah Stern, a couple of petite brunettes with lean figures and skimpy slutware on, were up next in the living room. They playfully undressed one another and spanked a bit while providing some oral; Presley doing a better job of it for the most part. I like gals with some meat on their bones but these two were tight enough looking for me that they would never be kicked out of my bed. As they snacked a bit, studly Erik Everhard joined them to really go to town orally; giving and receiving energetically while the ladies provided some occasional dirty talk and loud porn moaning. It was nice to see them all taking turns on doing oral and knowing Erik, I figured he'd be hammering away at their pussies in no time. I was right of course; he was bumping uglies with them in no time, the gals responding fairly well but sometimes finding it tough to keep up with his driven style of penetrative sex. I especially liked the face sitting bit and the ending was exactly as advertised but this was a time when I hoped he was scouting them for his own company since they all seemed boxed into the advertised action too much. Still, compared to the last two scenes in the movie, this was a gem, albeit a small gem.

Scene Six: Janaina Pais and Suzy Anderson, another couple of brunette newcomers to the industry, were up last as they went at one another in pink mesh tops, matching thongs, and denim skirts on a wooden lounging chair. Steve Holmes appeared out of nowhere within moments so I'll never know if they were into one another or just in the scene for pay but they did not seem to show any spark with him either; weakening the scene in many ways. This carried forth with the screwing and oral they did on and with Steve; their inexperience showing all too readily to me and not something I'd expect out of Chris' directing efforts. I'm sure I would have bought them a few drinks at closing time to make the move for a midnight pool party at my place but in terms of conveying heat; they were not able to consistently do so. The gal watching this one with me suggested that even when they became active, it was the kind of "get the guy off to move onto the next customer" routine that she, of course, didn't know first hand but had "heard about" from friends. Their tans were nice though and contrasted weirdly with his frog belly white look if that works for you more than it did for me.

Summary: Goo 4 Two 5 by director Chris Streams for Zero Tolerance was one of his most uneven movies of late since some scenes really worked well and others fell a lot flatter than expected. Much of this appears to have been the result of casting ladies lacking communicative skills rather than any defect in Chris' technical expertise so I rated it as a Rent It. In short, Goo 4 Two 5 was not as strong as Goo 4 Two #3 proved to be for me but if you're a devoted fanboy to cumswapping and swallowing, you might appreciate this one more than I did.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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