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Bareback Vacation


Studio: Male Media One » Review by Poindexter X » Review Date: 8/7/07


XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Years of Production:

2001-2003

The Movie:

"Bareback Vacation" is a compilation of scenes from "Boiz on Vacation" (2001), "Boiz of Summer 3" (2001), "Trashy Fucks" (2002/2003), and "Sweet Dreams" (2003)

Safe Sex/Condoms:

No!

Scene One:

Kerstetter (cute with short black hair) peers out the window of his hotel room and observes the rain soaked golf course. Complaining to his pal Dozier (short bleached hair, feminine plucked eyebrows who frankly looks like Lola Heatherton from SCTV after a hard night of tossing back the cocktails and popping pills she calls "love-me's") that their vacation is ruined. Luckily, the guys can find other ways to entertain themselves such as a li'l lovin'. Kerstetter yanks Dozier's clothes off revealing her...um, I mean his average smooth build, full dark pubes, and cut cock. He takes the hard organ down his throat working the shaft with his wet mouth and lips. There's a nice camera shot of Kerstetter's tight hairy bunghole from behind as he's bent over sucking that dick. Dozier demands some cock too and chows down his grumpy pal's big fat cut dick. The dudes roll around in a traditional and then side sixty-nine gorging on rigid poles leading Kerstetter to shoot on Dozier's face. Too bad it's on the opposite side of Dozier's face so the viewer does not see the cum shot. Dozier jacks off shooting a thick load on Kerstetter's stomach.

Scene Two:

Since the dudes in scene one were so totally interesting (sarcasm), we are treated to yet another scene with them in the same damn hotel room. Now that the weather has cleared, so has Kerstetter's mood as he exclaims, "I love it here!" Yeah right. Moments earlier, he was bitching like a baby. Kerstetter straddles Dozier and fucks his face with that hard cut dick while reaching back to rub his lover's clipped tool and plump nuts. There's plenty of soul kissing with deep tongue action as the guys get their groove-thangs on. Dozier pouts with lust as he slides Kerstetter's tool down his throat. Actually, the pouts are somewhat muffled since his mouth is full. Kerstetter plows his low-rent sexual playthang in the missionary position with a nice camera shot from behind of his tight hairy touchhole and hangy nuts. After switching to humping his pal from behind, Kerstetter shoots a thick load on Dozier's back and bum. Dozier cuts loose with a thick nut on his fist and stomach.

Scene Three:

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Hannity (cute with short bleached hair, toned/smooth body) and his buddy Jeb (cute with short brown hair, tall/slender/smooth body) are having a wild pillow fight while shirtless and wearing pajama bottoms. "I can see your dirty pillows!" "They're breasts mama and every woman has them". Oops. Wrong movie! Anyway, Jeb "falls asleep" giving Hannity ample opportunity to feel him up while a groovy 1980s hair metal tune blares on the soundtrack. Jeb "wakes up" and the dudes get down to some wet tongue sucking. Hannity pulls his pal's pajamas down revealing shaved pubes and a large hard clipped cock. He crams that member down his throat leading Jeb to pull his buddy's pajamas down exposing his shaved pubes, plump balls, and cut dick. Jeb chows down sucking his friend to full hardness. Jeb screws Hannity from behind using nice 'n steady strokes that are smooth as cheap silk. Hannity breathes heavily digging having that big dick drilling his hole. Jeb beats off producing a puny thick load on his fist and stomach. Hannity jerks his dong shooting a large thick load on Jeb's chest.

Scene Four:

Mason (nice-looking with short brown hair, tall/slender/smooth body) takes a shower outdoors soaping up his shaved pubic area, uncut organ, and plump nuts enjoying the soothing water as it cascades down his sexy bod. Mason bends over treating the viewer to a nice shot of his tight shaved bunghole. He strokes his growing cock working the heavy foreskin up 'n over the knob while smiling at the camera. Feeling frisky, Mason flashes his butt hole one more time. Leaving the shower and for some reason heading into the tropical woods, Mason strokes that hard cock using his right fist and shoots a thick spotty load on his toned stomach.

Scene Five:

Mr. Hathaway (cute with brown hair, smooth body) from "Bareback Dreams" is back lounging by the pool showing off his full dark pubes, plump nuts, and huge uncut cock. He's busy rubbing his nuts when Blake (cute with short brown hair, tall/smooth/slender body) walks up and wraps his fist around that gigantic dong chowing down, cramming his mouth full, and working the ample foreskin with his fist. In the outdoor shower, the dudes get down to heavy kissing with plenty of tongues while stroking hard cocks. The dudes eat each other's assholes but there are no descent close-ups of the action and no actual tongue to hole camera shots. Mr. Hathaway fucks Blake from behind and once again I'm amazed how someone can take such an enormous cock up his asshole. Gawd! While Mr. Hathaway pounds his pal in the missionary position, there is a nice camera shot from behind of his tight lightly hairy bunghole and plump nuts. Blake rides that big dick while beating his hard cut cock and shoots a thick load on Mr. Hathaway's chest. Nice load! Mr. Hathaway frantically works his foreskin shooting a large wet load on his stomach.

Scene Six:

Bud (cute with short blond hair, cool sideburns, muscular/smooth body) and Rick (cute with short brown hair, toned/smooth body) hide out in their tent making out with hot wet tongues and feeling each other's horny bodies. In no time at all the dudes are out of their cheesy Scout uniforms and Bud takes his pal's hard clipped tool down his gullet giving some very good head. Rick stands up showing off his dark trimmed bush and hangy nuts as Bud continues to suck his pecker. Rick slobbers up 'n down Bud's stiff clipped pork while jacking the shaft and giving an overall nice blowjob. The guys work their way into a side sixty-nine enjoying the taste of those dongs leading Rick to eat Bud's tight shaved bunghole with no good close-ups. Rick pounds his pal from behind fast 'n smooth making sure to fill that tight chute all the way. Bud shoots a thick load of love balm on his stomach and trimmed bush while Rick cuts loose with a thick wad on Bud's chest. Bud scoops that nut up and eats it.

The DVD

Video:

"Bareback Vacation" is shot directly on video and presented in full screen. The videography provides basic coverage of most of the action with close-ups of the cock sucking and some descent anal penetration shots. Unfortunately, the ass eating is completely wasted as there are absolutely no close-ups or camera shots of actual tongue to bunghole. The picture quality varies depending on the scene with most being okay with a little grain. Scene Three is much more grainy than the others.

Sound:

The sound is fine allowing the viewer to easily hear the dudes as they enjoy the pleasures of hard cocks and tight butt hole. There's also the cool 1980s hair metal tune in scene one.

Extras:

The disc includes an interactive menu, scene selection, a gallery of lousy screen grabs from the movie, and trailers for: "Bi Teen Power 4", "Bareback Ass Fuckers", and "Young & Uncut #16".

Final Thoughts:

"Vacation all I ever wanted/Vacation had to get away"--The Go-Go's. Well, that neat-o 1980s pop ditty is much more fun that this compilation of mediocre bareback smut. To be fair, some of the dudes are very cute like the infamous Mr. Hathaway and his huge unclipped meat. There are some very nice blowjobs and butt fucking but the ass eating is a total bust. The problems lie in the videography in that most of the time the camera shots are much too static making the scenes seem endless and somewhat dull. Hell, in scene one, one of the cum shots is missed due to lousy camera work. I'm going with a Rent It for those looking for some cheap 'n easy bareback action.



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