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Cum In My Ass Not In My Mouth #5


Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 8/8/07



XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Cum In My Ass Not In My Mouth 5: Special Edition

Jules Jordan Video/Erik Everhard Entertainment

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Erik Everhard

Cast: Amy Ried, Erik Everhard, Sascha, Aline, Steve Holmes, Maya Hills, Tory Lane, Marco Banderas/Duato, Cody Lane, Mia Rose, Mr. Pete

Length: 255:26 minutes

Date of Production: 6/19/2007

Extra's: The best extra was the 43:10 minutes of Behind the Scenes footage as shot by Jimmy Scaffnetti and Erik Everhard. There was some extra sex, a lot of extra nudity, and some interviews; with the women as well as with Jimmy and company. There was also a photogallery, two cumshot recaps, a partial cast list (ladies only), and trailers to shows like Anal Cavity Search 3, Anal Prostitutes On Video 4, Jailbait 3, Beyond the Call of Booty, A Sperm Load A Day, and Canadian Beaver on the double disc set.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Cum In My Ass Not In My Mouth 5 was presented in a newly shot 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen as shot by director Erik Everhard for distribution by Jules Jordan Video. The lighting was largely even and plentiful so there was not a lot of grain or other visual issues to complain about. The camera angles always favored the women, making them look as good as possible, though usually at the expense of Erik. The camera was steady and the editing kept poor footage at a minimum, making it one of the better looking releases by Erik (not the best since a few of the scenes looked kind of washed out at times). Jimmy Scaffnetti worked the camera most of the time and my biggest issue was that a lot of the footage had a softer focus than usual, not enough to kill the heat but enough to be noticeable (something I've seen in Jimmy's work a few times of late). I could fuss about minor matters (again, it's what I do though the mid level 6 Mbps bitrate never appearing to be an issue) but in general; it was a decent looking show. The audio was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital enhanced English, with minimal separation between the channels but all the vocals meant to be heard were clearly discernable. There wasn't a lot of thumping music as others use and the sounds of the sexual activity were picked up nicely by the built in microphone on the camera. In short, the technical matters were fairly solid all around.

Body of Review: Erik Everhard is more than just a savvy businessman in an industry surrounded by sharks; he is also a talented performer and director of hardcore porn that routinely beats out his peers all over the map in terms of the qualities fans look for. The quantity of his recent releases matches the quality of the sex he provides, often relying on the best women in porn as a means of showing up the competition as much as those two qualities for his titles distributed by Jules Jordan Video. His latest title is Cum In My Ass Not In My Mouth 5: Special Edition, the long awaited sequel to Cum In My Ass, Not In My Mouth 4 that set the gonzo world on fire as it helped escalate the "bigger is better" angle Jules and a handful of others embraced so thoroughly. While some critics initially fussed about this porn version of the cold war, the end result was that the consumer won by getting more fuck for the buck; a dynamic that continues today (check out a number of examples by Clicking Here and you will see what I mean). In any case, this particular title is notable for each scene ending in an anal creampie after Erik and his pals dropped multiple loads inside the anal cavities of some of the hottest women working in porn at this time. Every scene had great sex and even my minor criticisms mentioned below were nitpicky in nature for the most part. If that sounds interesting to you, here is a brief glimpse into the scenes by cast and action, noting no condoms were worn:

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Scene One: Amy Ried, the busty babe featured on the lower right hand corner of the front cover in the black leather stripper cop outfit, was up first as she pulled over a speeding drunk driver by the name of Sascha. He seemed annoyed by her desire to enforce the law and the intervention of Erik Everhard did not help matters much either as our foreign pal was handcuffed for attitude as much as anything else. They worked out an arrangement where she would go with them to get a copy of his registration, Amy roughly treating her prisoner as he spouted off on her some more. Erik proved to have a thing for authority figures, bringing her to the room where the appropriate paperwork was supposed to be. She had other ideas about what to do with her time, slowly getting horned up and stripping as the two found true lust for each other while she rubbed her dripping pussy. She gave him a fine hummer and then screwed her really well, the gal wanting more of a good thing so they joined Sascha on the couch while he was still bond. The elevating dynamic of the sexual tension grew as the scene progressed; making me kind of wish some hotty cop pulled me over and violated my sexual rights a bit. If Amy ever becomes a cop, I'll gladly pay my ticket for treatment like this, the titty fucking, knob slobbing, vaginal, and anal sex proving to be a great start to the double disc set. The scene ended with her pushing out the population from her ass after the men gave her their creampie loads of population pudding, the gal slurping it up and waving to close. Whew!

Scene Two: Aline, the cutie seen bending over in lingerie on the lower left hand corner of the front cover so bewitchingly, was up next as she convinced workaholic Erik Everhard to take a break and tend to both of their needs. I've noticed she is making the rounds at a number of gonzo companies, doing so while showing some heated tease skills at that, as she did to entice our super hero into leaving his laptop aside for awhile to enjoy her skillful abilities on the couch. They kissed, she dropped to her knees to blow him very nicely, and then he reciprocated with a lot of passion as he snacked on her ass crack by shoving his face inside it. The two actively boned vaginally and it wasn't too much longer before they were joined by Steve Holmes who embraced the concept that sharing was caring as the trio really sparked things up a lot. They did DP's, taste testing, and a lot of the usual tricks as she panted heavily and gave up the dirty talk. Erik even went back and forth between her ass and pussy (not a healthy thing to do by the way) in a manner that she found appealing given her moans of passion made. By the time they were done, her asshole looked blown out and she finger ate the spew after pushing it out of her ass.

Scene Three: Maya Hills, the exotic hotty seen on the upper right hand corner of the front cover in all black, was up next as the last scene of the first disc showed her engaging in carnal activity with Erik Everhard after a drunk Jimmy was barfing his guts up off camera. The shoot for the day was cancelled but he had Maya coming over as a way to spend some quality down time; the gal playing an escort hired by the man. She was seductive and friendly, the kind of gal that I imagine would cost more than the low end hookers I always get spam from (I suppose you get what you pay for these days), but her tease was off the charts in terms of the levels of fun she provided before they had even touched one another. The funny thing about the scene was that Sascha and Mr. Pete joined in (if you watch the scene, you'll know why; it was funny though) and the result was the trio of men pushing her limits as they gave her the amount of dick she deserved; tapping her mouth (really sloppy head at times), her pussy (which looked very sweet) and ass (which was as tight as ever until they worked it loose). I was surprised that she did not do a bunch of DP work here given some of the other scenes but she easily took the anal creampies and cleanly shat them out, tasting it off a finger before smiling at the camera that faded away. It was an excellent way to close out the first disc of the set. Yum!

Scene Four: Tory Lane, the sexy brunette seen on the middle of the left hand side of the front cover in really appealing black lingerie (silk stockings, camisole, garters and see through panties, was up first with studly Erik Everhard and Marco Banderas/Duato after Marco drove Jimmy and Erik crazy with his inability to tell time (and/or understand English). Tory played a tutor employed as a means to instruct Marco the following day, the gal initially in a business suit that still looked pretty freaking hot on her. He drove her crazy in a hilarious exchange involving her lessons, Tory complaining to Erik in the other room but Erik suggesting she use porn terms as a means of bridging the gap. I know some of you might not like the comedy aspects of this kind of thing but given the length of the double disc set, there was room enough for a lot of entertainment of all sorts, giving this one even more replay value than usual. The language lessons went so well that he was licking her titties and she was sucking his dick to show he had learned the language fairly well. Tory was a dynamo in terms of her oral skills working his cock in her mouth; sucking his balls and jerking him off to enhance the great experience. Erik walked in to join the lesson, his Canadian background making him a prime candidate for a refresher course. She took to his cock just as well and the scene became increasingly hot as the trio poked, prodded, and otherwise engaged in kinky fun in the living room setting. Her mouth, pussy, and ass were all subjected to the guys pounding away at her openings, Tory getting off as she worked them over like a champion. By the time they moved to the large bed, Erik was eating her curvy ass and readying to drill her hard; the anal showing her to be just as active a fuck buddy as any other position. The extensive DP footage led to her taking the anal creampies as advertised, shitting the spew out to lick it up off the bed. Wow!

Scene Five: Cody Lane, the angelic brunette on the upper left hand corner in white lingerie, was up next as she sent Erik Everhard off for the day while stalker Steve Holmes waited to make his move. Steve brought her a bottle of wine, playing a scam as though he wanted Erik to be present and Cody inviting him in like a na´ve waif (albeit a sexy waif). He opened the bottle and poured her a bottomless glass as he made his move, letting the alcohol take effect until she got tipsy in the frisky sense. Cody is sexy no matter what she wears or does so this state of mind sure didn't hurt her appeal for me. Steve suggested she get more comfortable and her street clothes came off to reveal her cover apparel. To say an already hot babe could look that much better would have sounded silly until I saw this take place, the gal friendly but initially shrugging off his advances until he showed her his erection and blamed it on her. Her logical facilities impaired, she felt obligated to take care of the problem she created, leading to the two sucking and fucking really well (with her continually acting pouty in a way that tripped my trigger). Erik then joined them to kind of restart the scene over as she gave the man a sloppy blowjob with streamers flying everywhere. They screwed some more too with Steve choking her almost to the point of blacking out but the vaginal and anal delights moving into the living room for ease of penetration. She was never as active taking a cock in her ass but aside from the nasty yellowish brown semen that flowed out when she did the anal creampie (complete with small chunks for those who like that kind of thing), the scene almost immediately ended. But for the very last few seconds, it was another blazing hot scene for me to enjoy.

Scene Six: Mia Rose, a perennial favorite among the gonzo crowd, was up last as she played a real estate agent being pressured to make the sale to Erik Everhard (with Jimmy tagging along as usual and Mr. Pete along for the ride). She's the hotty on the upper middle of the front cover in light blue lingerie, the scene advertised as her first DP. The double entendre comments by the men were amusing and the way she joined in showed that whoever wrote the dialogue had a sly sense of humor. Wanting to keep her job, she took Erik to the back to save her job, sweetening the deal with her body in a manner that reminded me why porn gals should all strive to sell real estate when they "retire" (as Ona Zee and Raylene have done in recent years). She stripped off her clothing and I soon found out the this might have been the last scene but it was not the weakest by any standard, the sultry strip tease enhanced by the way she playfully and coyly worked on his masculine mindset. Her pretty eyes looking up at him during the POV blowjob also added some fun, leading to some of the power pumping Erik is known for as he tranced out to rapidly bone her actively riding body. Pete grew impatient and joined them with a smile, the office proving too small to make best use of her three bodily orifices so they went to the living room for Jimmy to take the camera over and watch in amazement. She handled the DP action as well as the rest of the sex, spouting off dirty talk really well and doing taste testing along the way. She took the anal creampies well enough, and shat them out cleanly to close the movie out with the credits rolling over some deleted footage. Yes!

Summary: Cum In My Ass Not In My Mouth 5 by director Erik Everhard for distribution by Jules Jordan Video was a title steeped in truthful advertising rather than useless marketing hyperbole and offered up a wonderfully attractive cast of ladies in their lengthy scenes. Each one ended as promised and while there were some moments that dragged a bit, the scenarios using comedic elements were near classics in how they played out. I came close to giving this one our highest nod (and I may elevate the status when I watch it again in the coming weeks) but I can safely say that Cum In My Ass Not In My Mouth 5: Special Edition, was even better than Cum In My Ass, Not In My Mouth 4 and it earned every bit of the Highly Recommended rating thanks to the sheer amount of fuck for the buck, strokability, and replay value as well as the technical matters being handled so nicely. Great job!

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