Meet Your Madame ,Madame Shy (Shy Love) needs to find a replacement - a slut to fill the slot at her high class Hollywood escort service so she can retire with her lover to Hawaii. Along comes Trixie (Lindsey Meadows), an underrated two dollar whore with million dollar aspirations that seem to fit in Madame Love's plan.
Cast: Brad Hardy, Cassie Young, Dee, Mike Butders, Scott Styles, Shy Love, Shy Love, Vanessa Lane
Features: Interactive Menus, Chapter Selection, Photo Gallery, Bonus Scene, Behind the Scenes, Trailers for: The 20 Year Old Virgin, Bookie Nights, Tru Lies, My Space, Look Who's Watching, MILF's Night Out , Web Site Information
Audio/Video: Memoirs of a Madame was presented in 1.85:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Dee for Sinsation Pictures. The audio was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital English, slight issue in a few spots, hollow vocals, minor lighting issues and background music that drowned out the vocals of the performers.
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Overview: When one mentions the word Memoirs one tends to think its about ones life story. Not so in Memoirs of a Madame. The title alone is very disappointing. Here you have the Madame of a high priced escort service that is looking to spend some time with her boyfriend and wants to leave the business in the hands of a street girl. Does that make any sense to you. As the story line goes further Shy mentions to Trixie that she has a different kind of cliental than what she is accustomed to out on the street. What doesn't make any sense is why would anyone in their right mind want to trust someone else with that kind of a business. While I doing the break downs of each scene, I took notice of how empty they were , no chemistry, no sparks or enthusiasm coupled with bad acting which made for very weak title. There was no realism at all. It was more like "how fast can we do this so I can get home kind of title". Granted I have watched my fair share of porn and have seen much better acting in other titles. A better title for it would have been.. " Memoirs of a Clock Watcher". Below is the break down of the movie , that is if you really want to watch it or have it watch you..
Behind the Scene: The basic on and off set antics of cast and crew, prepping as well as a shower scene with Shy. Feedback from the cast and horsing around with the strap-on
Bonus Scene : The 20 Year-Old Virgin
Lindsey Meadows a rather lean, all natural body with dark long brown hair, was join by Brooke Banner, who towered over her in the shower. The two explored one another. They fingered and taste tested the other and went down on the other while in the shower. It was an ok scene, just a bit mismatched for my taste.
Scene 1: Lindsey Meadows, Mikey Butders
In this first of five scenes we have Lindsey with a john in a hotel bedroom feeling the other up. Lindsey unzips his pants to suck him off. The john played by Mikey Butders does her doggie and then she mounts up to ride him RCG and then missionary. Mikey unloads on her belly.
Scene 2: Vanessa Lane, Brad Hardy
This next scene takes place in another part of the hotel where Vanessa is wearing a very sexy dress and waiting for her trick Brad Hardy. They get busy on the sofa groping and fondling the other. She undress him and goes down on him while she lets her fingers do the walking over her clit. Brad then goes down on her fingering her. He then does her missionary, CG, RCG and doggie and unloads on her breast.
Scene 3: Lindsey Meadows, Shy Love, Scott Styles
In this next scene Scoot brings over Lindsey for an interview with Shy. She doesn't hesitate to point out that she is not of the same caliber that her girls are and that she needs to learn more about what it takes to be a high priced call girl. Shy takes control of the situation and removes all of Lindsey clothing for some tame g/g action to which they then both go down on Scott. Scott does Shy in missionary while she eats out Lindsey. The ladies switch positions with Lindsey on the bottom, while Shy sits on her face. The ladies get a double facial from Scott
Scene 4: Lindsey Meadows, Vanessa Lane, Cassie Young
This next scene gets all three ladies in a lukewarm g/g scene. The girls taste and finger the other and bring in a strap on to do the other. While one does the other one rides her face . The strap on gets passed around enough for each girl to get off.
Scene 5: Shy Luv, Scott Styles
Finally enjoying some time off Shy and Scott get away and have time to play all alone. Back in their hotel room they are on the bed making out. There is some mutual foreplay before Scott gets Shy on her back to do her missionary style then doggie. Shy mounts up to ride him anal RCG with him unloading on her ass.
When it comes to Memoirs of a Madame.. I will be short sweet and to the point.... Skip It
Have a Wicked Week and an Even Wetter Weekend Ravyn