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Supersquirt 5

Studio: Elegant Angel » Review by Addison DeLick » Review Date: 8/12/07

XCritic's Advice: XCritic Pick

2007, 123 minutes.
Cast: Sierra Sinn, Harmony, Sindee Jennings, Angela Stone, Veronica Jett, Billy Glide, Manuel Ferrara, Anthony Rosano, Buster Good.

In an age of same-old same-old porn, "Supersquirt 5" does a heart -- and a hard-on -- good. The latest in Elegant Angel's far-from-elegant and even farther-from-angelic series offers some of the nastiest shit ever legally released on DVD. The women, led by returning squirt sensation and vigorous masturbator Sierra Sinn, produce copious loads of that mysterious pussy ejaculate, either by their own hand, with each other or via good old cock, and drink it (their own and each other's) as well as a few other bodily fluids. Often they guzzle a cocktail combining nookie nectar, man spew and gobs of spit. And they do it all with a smile, or a gleam of satisfaction, on their face.

The ladies here are all clearly insatiable (either that, or they're Oscar-worthy actresses) and rather open-minded. Nothing seems out of bounds for (or out of the mouths of) these lovelies as they masturbate, lick each other (including nearly-turned-inside-out rectums) or involve a man in the action. There is anal licking (male and female), anal porking, anal-to-mouth, and spitting in faces and down throats.

But the key to each of the five scenes is lots of squirting, though "squirting" seems a weak word for the fire-extinguishing sprays the women are capable of. Three of the starlets -- Sinn, Sindee Jennings and Angela Stone -- produce liters of love juice at a pop, and the pops keep coming and coming. It's the intrepid viewer who will be able to keep count of the number of discrete orgasms experienced during each half-hour scene. Not a few sectional sofas, love seats and other perfectly fine pieces of cloth-upholstered furniture are ruined in the course of the two-hour feature.

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The action is mostly pure gonzo, with the exception of a few moments of "plot": Two of the scenes kick off with someone requiring the aid of Supersquirt (Sinn), a Wonder Woman-like superheroine. In the opening sequence, well-chiseled Billy Glide, parched from working outdoors in the California sun, cries to the skies for Supersquirt's help, and a second later she's pulling up on her ATV to give the poor guy some liquid refreshment. Hardly a line of dialogue is spoken before they're at it.

For those who enjoy playing the Mainstream Actress Porn Equivalency Game, Angela Stone resembles a dyed-blonde Mary-Louise Parker of "Weeds," huge-eyed Veronica Jett looks like Illeana Douglas and Sindee Jennings could be any of the cheery blonde cuties of "Laguna Beach" or "The Hills."

Most of the men have good physiques, are well hung (Manuel Ferrara is uncut) and have pile-driving stamina. All of the women are refreshingly small-breasted, except for the va-va-voluptuous, blue-eyed blonde Harmony (aka Harmony Rose). She's one of the prettiest creatures in porn, and one of its horniest.


Director-cameraman William H. does a great job of moving around each scene to capture all the action without seeming showy. He miraculously catches all the female ejaculations and gets great angles on all the pussy-to-face unloadings.

The sharp and well-lit picture is presented, oddly enough, in full frame, and the sound is two-channel Dolby.

The main menu, featuring explicit live-action scenes from the movie (I'd prefer not so much was given away right at the start), offers the options Play Movie, Scene Selection and DVD Extras. The scene menu also has live shots. Though they aren't listed on the menu, each scene has a generous amount of chapter clicks (the film has a whopping 48 in all).

The disc's extras are strong. Besides a photo gallery (a slide show that proceeds on its own) and a rather quaint collection of phone-sex ads, there are a bunch of trailers, a behind-the-scenes segment and a bonus scene.

The backstage piece, lasting 6 minutes, includes a look at a particularly soaked sofa, shows Sierra Sinn and Angela Stone dildoing each other between takes, and Harmony blowing and fucking Manuel Ferrara while the crew takes a break -- simply because she needs to get off.

The bonus scene is a 26-minute sequence from "Supersquirt 4," featuring Sierra Sinn, dark-skinned Asian beauty Annie Cruz and Anthony Rosano.

The trailers are for other Elegant Angel releases, and all follow a train of thought: "Supersquirt 4," "Squirt in My Gape 2," "Swallow My Squirt 5," "Jada Fire Is Squirtwoman 2," "So You Think You Can Squirt? 2" and "Big Wet Asses 11."


Female ejaculation may be an acquired taste, as it were, but for those who are into the ladies who launch 4-foot blasts that could take your eye out, it doesn't get any raunchier than this latest "Supersquirt" entry. It's not just the sex elixir that shoots out of the women that's thrilling, but what happens to it, and all the other bodily fluids that it mixes with, that will have even the most jaded porn watcher applauding (or doing something with his hands). But while the spraying is the feature's raison d'etre, it's in the context of a LOT of hardcore sex involving hot and lusty ladies and hard men. Add in a good-looking presentation and repeat-worthy bonus material, and you have a superb DVD. Not for the faint-hearted, but if you've read this far, you're probably already ordering it.

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