Cast: Sandra Romain, Ethan Cage, Carmen Kinsley, Kris Slater, Monica Breeze, Kris Knight, Flower Tucci, Veronica Payne, Joe Friday
Length: 148:18 minutes
Date of Production: 6/15/2007
Extra's: The best extra for many of you will be the unrelated bonus scene from Teens For Cash 10 starring Phoebe, Rod Fontana, and Dick Nasty for 17:53 minutes. The general idea is that the crew drove around looking for girls and found her selling music CD's to promote her brother's band. The men said they'd buy them all if she went with them, resulting in her having sex with the two on camera. She was a warm little gal having fun, making it a decent extra even if I prefer extras related to the movie itself. The 8:02 minute long Behind the Scenes feature had a lot of rough spots but at least showed a production being caught with some of the problems that arose (and extra footage of Lexi Lamour getting boned). I just wish that all the ladies from this title were caught in action. There was then a nod to tease with a 5:19 minute dance section by a lean brunette named Kylee in the living room. There were a bunch of trailers and a double sided DVD cover too for those who care.
Audio/Video Quality: Bubble Butts Galore 5 was presented in the same 1.33:1 ratio full frame color it was shot in by a series of Uncredited directors for Pink Visual Productions. To sum up the look of the scenes, they all appeared to be shot by a cameraman or two that had limited skills. There was some grain, video noise, average composition of camera angles, and a host of other minor visual defects but the flip side was that the action didn't look to be a generic assembly line made porno either. I saw no compression artifacts and the bitrate of 4 Mbps (it ranged a bit) worked well enough for this type of show. The audio was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital with a 192 Kbps bitrate but there was no real separation between the channels and the dynamic range was limited.
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Body of Review: Pink Visual Productions is a company that I have only recently seen much of and for the most part, the niches they serve are usually best known as straightforward and reality porn. I hate that they don't credit their directors but appreciate that they sometimes show pretty heated pairings that are not as cookie cutter as some companies tend to make. Their latest title is Bubble Butts Galore 5; a series of five scenes where ladies with gifted asses tease the camera before having sex and draining someone's ball dry. If that sounds appealing to you, it should because some of the action was very pleasant indeed. Here's a quick look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used:
Scene One: Sandra Romain, one of the leading anal queens in porn for years, showed that brunettes from Romania wearing red bikini tops and plaid skirts can make for fine performances. The tease was a bit too shaky in POV (even the cameraman admitted to losing his concentration) since he shot it very close up but Sandra helped him through it nicely and any technical limitations were overcome by her skills. The booty shaking was sweet as was the hip gyrations and the rest of her solo act added some heat too. While scene partner Ethan Cage would not have been my first choice to work with her (that would be me of course); the 29:38 minute long scene had a fair amount of playfulness (and I really liked the oiling up portion). The sex acts for those wanting laundry lists were the usual; both did oral (great hummer by the way) which led to vaginal and anal pounding that she accepted really well (as always). She got a bit over the top in terms of her vocal performance but it was still a decent scene showing her to make him feel especially talented by pretending he was large. It ended when he rubbed out a wad of population pudding to her ass cheeks, the scene cutting away before she could do anything with it. In all, it was a solid opener scene for the show!
Scene Two: Carmen Kinsley, a curvy blond from Texas, was up next as she followed the general formula on the living room couch. The tease was again a major focal point and her shapely ass appealed as much to scene partner Kris Slater as it did to me in this 29:35 minute long scene as they moved to the bed. The major differences this time were that the tease was shorter, the solo work was truncated, and there was no anal but there seemed to be a bit more chemistry going on here as well. The camera was close enough to pick up the fine hairs on her backside and she was clearly in control of the pleasure; slobbing his knob with gusto before impaling herself soundly on the rod. The way her ass cheeks rippled while being plowed added to the visual treat, the PTM leading to more vaginal screwing (solid doggy angle by the way) and another ass cheek pop.
Scene Three: Monica Breeze (on the right hand side of the front DVD cover), a lean brunette in a blue tank top and matching skirt, claimed to be 21 years old on the couch as she answered the cameraman's questions. From the front, she didn't look much different from any third tier stripper but her ass cheeks were really well shaped and the tease made great use of them with some droning music. There was no solo action but she seemed happy working on the rod of Kris Knight in her mouth. The scene lasted about 29:21 minutes and though she might not have been the best looking gal of the cast, she showed herself to be no stranger to cock. The oral and vaginal boning continued until the ass pop here as well but for all the generic look of the pair; they seemed in control of their sexuality and appreciative of one another.
Scene Four: Flower Tucci, the curvy anal queen seen featured on the left hand side of the front cover pulling down her pink panties, was up next on the couch. She had a major effect on the cameraman and the soft focus of the picture aside, it was a weaker looking scene for all her energy going on. Skipping the solo work, she soon had Ethan Cage sticking his face inside her lovely ass crack, paddling her to redden her ass cheeks nicely. The scene lasted 29:46 minutes and she continually laughed, showing the guys how to really spank when she took over the paddle from him. This was easily the biggest ass of the cast and after some wonderful head, she put the ass to good use. The water works she displayed was a bit weird compared to the regular porn scenes of the fuck flick but the oiling up part was hot ("shiny hinny" as she called it) and the anal showed her able to compete against any of the others. The ending pop shot went to her face and was swallowed down; making it as solid as Sandra's that opened the movie. Whew!
Scene Five: Veronica Payne, a 29 year old Bostonian gal, was up last wearing a loose pink top and dark skirt with matching panties. She had a curvy body that looked hot to me too with her tease and solo work adding some strokable fun to the scene with Joe Friday that lasted 29:55 minutes long. The oral was pretty good but she seemed more into the penetrative sex, slowing down for the anal action as expected. The 69 action was pretty good and the face sitting made me smile, her oiled ass looking like it needed to visit Houston some day. While she did not impale herself as some of the other gals did, it was not a bad way to end the show, albeit not as a solid an ending as a few of the other scenes with an ass pop closing it out.
Summary: Bubble Butts Galore 5 by a few directors at Pink Visual Productions might not be in line for scores of awards but there was a lot more heat going on than I would have guessed given the generic cover that looked like it came off a low end printer. Flower and Sandra led the pack but all five of the performances were very nicely handled here, adding some strokability and replay value needed to raise the amounts of fuck for the buck on display here. The technical values varied with the directors but it was clear to me that Bubble Butts Galore 5 was worthy of being Recommended or better depending on what you like in a porno.
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