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Got Milkshake 2%

Studio: Limelight Productions » Review by kobiata k » Review Date: 8/22/07

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Got milkshake 2%

Perhaps Mr. X's foray into the blowjob video market should be reconsidered, especially considering that there are heavy hitters in the field like Jonni Darkko's "Suck It Dry" series as well as others! The old saying is true: Don't judge a book by it's cover! I was fooled by the rather slick front box cover.

Running Length: 1 hr 25 min

The Sex:

Each BJ scenario begins with his "neighbors" inviting themselves over and welcoming him to the neighborhood with a blowjob!


Misti, a trashy blonde, knocks on the door and after some meaningless and ditzy conversation gets started on polishing his knob. Throughout the scene, the girl really acts spacy and/or strung out. Plus, she just tries to hard begging for his cum. In the end, she takes a huge cum load!


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Next up is Roxetta who also talks up a storm, but in a much more coherent manner than Misti. One thing that she has over Misti is her Dick-Sucking-Lips (DSLs), which she puts to good use. She looks a little trashier with the Cyndi Lauper gear, which doesn't help her slutty persona. Once she performs head, it's obvious that her DSLs are an asset and not a liability. Finally, he shoots an adequate load right inside her mouth.


Amber is an average blonde stripper-type. The only thing that separates her from others is her sexy short coiffe. Like the other gals, she's here to say hello with some good old-fashioned fellatio. Before the oral festivities, she strips down and shows off her thick pussy. Her oral skills are at best average . . . put it this way . . . she's no Jenna Haze or Lela Star or Tia Tanaka at giving head. In the end, she's rewarded with a monster load that lands next to her left eye!


Holly is yet another friendly "neighbor." She's average looking with freckles. This is a rather boring scene with no enthusiasm shown. At least, he's able to get off a sizable load on her face.


The last scene stars a mature-looking Jenna who's definitely way beyond her "porn" prime judging by her facial wrinkles. She's wearing sluttier clothes than the rest of the women on the DVD. Now, when she gets down to business, she's much better at giving head than most of the other women as it just goes to prove that experience counts! In the end, he coats her with a nice spunk shot.

Audio/Visual: The audio/visual quality is average and I really didn't expect too much in this department since it's a low budget production.

Extras: There are no extras at all.

Final Thoughts: Rather than taking an obvious swipe at this low-budget BJ flick, let me say a positive thing about the DVD. It has a very high-glossy front box cover that will probably attract potential customers to buy the DVD. However, the DVD itself lacks substance. Mr. X usually specializes in "whore-mongering" type videos taken from seedy Southeast Asian hotel rooms like his Thai and Bali series. Those videos are better than this attempt at producing a mainstream porno BJ flick. He should stick with that niche that he carved out for himself. That being said . . . SKIP IT!

~Ich mache mich jetzt auf die Socken!

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