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Bareback Sling Party


Studio: Male Media One » Review by Poindexter X » Review Date: 8/22/07


XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Year of Production:

December 2003

The Movie:

"Cum one! Cum all! We're having a Sling Party. It's gonna get raunchy. The deeper the better. There are no rules. Just lots of bareback sex!"

The Cast:

Ethan Sextin, Troy Pierce, Levi Jones, Ian William, Zek Anderson, Joe Tanner

Safe Sex/Condoms:

No!

The Dudes:

There's a li'l something for everyone here from dudes with short black hair to shaved heads; muscular, toned, and slender bodies; full, trimmed, and shaved pubes; cut and uncut cocks.

The Party:

When 1950s rockabilly spitfire Wanda Jackson howled, "Let's have a party", I doubt she ever envisioned a tawdry li'l deal like "Bareback Sling Party". Hell, there isn't even any beer or a tray of cheap cold cuts at this slapped-together shindig. Troy Pierce (nice-looking with brown buzz cut, slender/smooth body) is relaxing completely nude in a portable sling set up in his living room. His buddies Ethan Sextin (good-looking with black hair, average/smooth build), Levi Jones ( blond hair, muscular/smooth body), Zek Anderson (good-looking with brown hair, tall/slender/ smooth body), Ian Williams (good-looking with shaved head, toned/smooth body), and Joe (good-looking with short dark hair, goatee, muscular/hairy body) are all gathered 'round with one thang on their minds and it ain't chip dip. Ethan fucks Ian's face with his fat uncut cock quickly sliding it in 'n out of that wet gob while Levi fucks Troy in the missionary position cramming his hard clipped tool up that tight bunghole. Troy jacks his stiff cut cock while that butt gets pounded fast 'n hard.

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Ethan lubes Ian's tight shaved touchhole and drills him doggy style while babbling such treasures as "Squeeze my dick with your ass!" Hunky bear Joe gets in on the action screwing Ian from behind with his fat cut dong as Ian chows down on that beautiful unclipped pork attached to Ethan. There's a lonely flesh-colored dildo simply lying on the floor. How sanitary. Ethan pulls his pork working that tasty foreskin and shoots a large wet load on Ian's back. Zek finally gets with it fucking Troy, who is still in the sling, in the missionary position with his long clipped prick while Troy continues to pull his pud. Ian is now laying on the floor with his legs spread wide as Levi drills him with that dildo. Levi's rigid cut cock is leaking heavy pre-cum so working that rubber dong up his pal's asshole must excite him. Joe straddles Ian's face giving him a mouthful of yummy/salty nuts and runs his hands over Ian's chest.

Levi is now in the sling slouching in the missionary position when Aunt Gladys walks in wearing her ratty fur and clutching a jug of homemade wine. Okay, Gladys isn't really there; however, Ethan plows Levi's hole with a big ol' red butt plug making him cry out with pleasure. Levi wildly yanks his dick shooting a descent load on his stomach. The dudes stand around yanking on their rigid tube steaks watching Levi's manhole get porked by Ethan. Troy chokes his chicken (and it ain't in the bread pan pickin' out dough) shooting a thick load of jizz on Ian. Ian gets on that sling and allows Levi to slam his bunghole with a big dildo as Zek beats his meat shooting a load on Ian's chest. Ethan's up next shooting his second load this time on Ian followed by Joe's thick nut flying all over Ian, and Ian frantically pulling off shooting a nice thick load of love juice on his stomach.

The DVD

Video:

"Bareback Sling Party" is shot directly on video and presented in full screen. For the most part, the handheld videography is lousy lacking penetration shots during a lot of the fucking and dildo play. It's jerky and confusing and at times I simply could not tell who was doing what to whom. The picture quality ranges from so-so to grainy with plenty of pixel problems.

Sound:

The sound is okay allowing the viewer to hear the dudes moan 'n groan as they get down. For additional fun, the viewer can easily hear Ethan's goofy ramblings, which I suppose he thinks is somehow sexy.

Extras:

The disc includes a simple interactive menu, scene selection (although the entire movie is one long scene), and photo gallery of screen grabs from the movie (some being blurry), a trailer for "Young and Uncut # 14".

Final Thoughts:

There are all types of parties and I love me a good one: beer bashes (free suds are always appreciated), traditional old-fashioned pot parties (don't forget the junk food for when the munchies kick in), and even Tupperware parties can be fun if plentiful cocktails are on hand. I'll be brutally honest. "Bareback Sling Party" ain't a good party. Frankly, it's a waste of time. Although the dudes are appealing (with the exception of one), the lousy videography, editing, and picture quality ruin this li'l fuck fest. The viewer can see that the dudes' are having hard cocks and dildos crammed up their man-twats but without descent close-ups, it's no fun...kind of like Aunt Gladys showing up with a tray of rancid deviled eggs. To be fair, there are some descent penetration shots during the movie's latter section but by that time, it's a little too late. Skip this party. A fish fry would be more exciting.



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