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Attack That Ass

Studio: VCA » Review by Colonel Mustard » Review Date: 8/24/07

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Genre: Anal
Director:Rick Davis
Length: One Hour 53 minutes not including extras
Cast:Electra, Isabel Ice, Shannon Kelly, Sophia & Satvia Rose

Foresight: Flyntt's Armed Forces is looking for a few good asses to complete their Attack That Ass mission. Director Rick Davis has found five women who have the necessary anal skills to be an integral part of the team. This VCA DVD consists of all five of the scenes, starring woman dressed in tiny little pieces of Camouflage. Nothing quite goes together like Army life and some hard hitting anal action. Keep reading and I will relay all the anal action from the "Attack that Ass" mission.

Scene 1: Isabel Ice
Isabel Ice is one of the biggest anal sluts in the jizz bizz today. She's a pale woman with short hair and several bruises on her legs (from prior missions?). She's enlisting to become part of the team, and shows up to the recruitment office in a sexy camo skirt to show that she can be a team player. The two recruiters waste no time in pushing the soft, small breasted, hairy bushed Isabel to her knees and ram their dicks down her throat. Isabel matches their aggression by smashing her face around cock. The sex is just as rough, as it looks like the guys are trying to break Ms. Ice in two pieces with their thrusts. Anal comes soon and often with all of the Ass to mouth taste testing one can stomach. The guys throw Isabel in a double penetration and even do some double anal on the little butt slut before emptying their nuts on her expectant face. Although the sex was at a frantic pace, I'm not a big fan of spitting in mouths, double anal and trying to penetrate the back of a woman's skull when receiving oral attention.

Scene 2: Satvia Rose

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Private Satvia has slept in again and her drill sergeant is pissed that this sexy brunette is not accepting the gravity of Operation: Attack that Ass. Sativa is a cute and skinny ethnic looking woman with large round eyes and a sexy smile. Pretty soon that pretty face is seriously wrapped around the sergeant's stiff dick. The anal portion is very hot, as Satvia is placed on her stomach, her bald pussy lips moving in and out as the sergeant penetrates her pooper against the background of "Are you Kidding me?" cries from Satvia. First cum shot is a creampie in Satvia's butt that she squirts out of her ass on the Sergeant's cock and licked clean. The second facial (same guy) sprays a light load on Satvia's expectant face. Best scene of the DVD.

Scene 3: Sophia
Sophia is a small little blonde with short hair and a voice that sounded a whole lot like nails on a chalk board. Wonderful to look at however, with a very cute face, small body and beautiful tanned skin. She finds a solider and wants to help the cause by giving the solider a little motivation to continuing to fight the good fight. She pulls off her cute little camo outfit and the two go to work. Sophia readily gives up all three holes, and for her generosity all three are fucked just like it was a giant pussy. Hard and fast as if there were no tomorrow. The scene ends with a splash of semen all over her little face.

Scene 4: Shannon Kelly
In a scene right that could as well have been from the Abugrade prison video with one major exception. Instead of a political prisoner or suspected terrorist the captive is a super sexy red-head with one of the most amazing bodies I've laid my eyes upon. With long curly red hair, pale skin paired with a ripped torso and fake tits, clad only in a camo bra and bikini, Shannon is thrown on the interrogation table like a piece of meat, her captor screaming questions. The 'torture' consists of ripping off her panties and smacking her ass with a riding crop. Thankfully, this is porno-land and soon Shannon gets turned on by the 'torture' and is soon gulping down her captor's sizable cock. Shannon comes off as an excellent fuck, as she takes it up the ass with energy. The scene ends with Shannon wearing a gas mask that gets doused in cum. Shannon then licks the mask clean. Very solid scene, I hope to see more of Shannon in the future.

Scene 5: Electra
The final girl on the DVD is also the lovely brunette to grace the cover of the DVD. This sexy woman is stuck behind bars, still clad in a cute little camo skirt that highlights her extremely long and sexy legs. Her Military Police prison guard comes into the picture and gets a blow job from Electra that incorporated plenty of hand action. The vast majority of the sex was in side saddle position, while great for the camera, doesn't allow the participants much leverage. Electra, like a true member of the Attack that Ass operation takes the anal love in side saddle and reverse cowgirl before taking a light facial. Not much chemistry at all in this scene.

The extras might be the best part of this DVD. The biggest part of the "bonus" is a second extended compilation DVD from director Jim Holiday called "Anal Angels". There were some classic sodomy scenes, including porn stars that I had completely forgot about. Excellent value added item. The bonus material on the main DVD was a little more standard, with a behind the scenes featuring the women of the DVD getting their makeup on for the scenes, penetration footage and even some of the post cum shot interviews of the leading ladies. The entire Behind the scenes feature lasted roughly 20 minutes. A slide shot, star index and chapter jump are includes on this DVD. Like any smart organization VCA also took time to market their other products including sex talk lines, internet access (www.vcapictures.com) and trailers from VCA ("18 & Easy 8", "MILF Shakes" and "Brazilian Anal Girls") and Hustler ("InTERActive", "Milk My Ass", "Asian Fever Sex Objects 2", "Barely Legal School Girls 3" and "Booty Tales 2"

Where Hard Meets Soft: Two of the five scenes were reasonable on this DVD, but even those didn't seem to distinguish themselves from the pile. Satvia Rose & Shannon Kelly's performances ere somewhat note-worthy, but the rest failed to connect with their partners. "Attack That Ass" deserves a Skip It rating. The camouflage outfits were enjoyable, but the best part of this DVD remains the extras. Never a good sign.


Colonel Mustard

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