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StraightCollegeMen.com Vol. 63
Advice: Rent It
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Straight dudes are interviewed by SCM owner Matt and then left to their own devices to watch straight porn and pull their pork.
Aiden and Drew:
College pals Aiden (cute with brownish red hair, toned/smooth body) and Drew (cute with black hair, li'l goatee, toned/hairy body) know each other from the dorm. Matt interviews Drew first and let me tell you; this eighteen year old is one of the biggest bullshit artists I've witnessed in some time. Dude is originally from Los Angeles and his motivation for appearing in the video is to develop experience for a career in the straight adult entertainment business. He also happens to love being the center of attention. Drew constantly name-drops various adult stars such as the handsome Peter North and a bunch of folks whose names are bleeped out. Frankly, I've always found name-droppers to be irritating and Drew is no exception. 18 year old Aiden is the complete opposite in that he's quiet but seems like a nice dude. He's a member of a Fraternity at a local San Diego university, played baseball and football in high school, and digs doggy style with chicks.
The dudes are obviously nervous about being naked in front of each other but they go ahead and strip down with Aiden revealing his sexy toned body, full reddish pubes, plump nuts, and a big cut cock. Big talker Drew strips down showing off his pierced nipples, shaved pubes, and finally his plump nuts and cut cock (which he keeps hidden with his hand like a shy schoolgirl). The shower scene is quick and not erotic in the least. Once the dudes hop into bed and begin to watch the straight porn, quiet Aiden is the big surprise. He has absolutely no problem getting a boner, lubes up, and jacks off with his right fist while rubbing his nuts. Big ol' bullshitter/name-dropper Drew can't even get it up. So, Aiden tries to shoot his load on Drew but misfires. Matt calls the dudes back a couple of days later to hopefully do a better job. Once again, Aiden has no problem sporting wood and wanks off which is actually quite hot as he's a cute dude. Once again, Drew has nothing but a small limp noodle between his legs. So much for all the big talk. This time Aiden hits his mark and shoots a nice thick load on Drew's stomach.
Seige is a good-looking thirty-one year old who is older than all the other SCM dudes. He has an interesting personality and is an easy-going party dude. He's six-feet tall, weighs 175 pounds, wears a size 11 shoe, and looks very appealing with his dark hair and li'l soul patch. Seige exclaims, "I've been known to bust five nuts in the matter of an hour". I'm led to believe him, as he's a masturbation expert. It's shower time and Seige undresses revealing a sexy toned/lightly hairy body, dark bush, hairy nuts, and cut cock. He soaps up that hot bod washing his chest, cock, and balls. Once toweled off and laying in bed watching straight porn, he beats that meat to hardness using his tight right fist sliding up 'n down and totally getting into pleasuring himself. Breathing heavily, Seige shoots a very thick load of man-pudding on his fist and stomach.
Matt let Seige take one of the video cameras home to tape three additional jack off sessions. He's definitely comfortable in front of the camera and in the first home video, takes a shower and ends up dumping a nice thick load in his open palm. The next two home videos are pretty much the same with Seige standing in front of the camera and working his hard cock until he shoots thick loads on his palm. He holds his cum-filled hand up to the camera and address the viewer, "Look what you made me do! I love it!" which I thought was funny 'n sexy. He's a cool dude and I hope to see more of him.
"SCM Volume 63" is shot directly on high quality video and presented in wide screen. Matt's handheld videography provides full coverage of all the action and nice close-ups of the cum shots. The picture quality is sharp and clean although Seige's home videos are grainy but still watchable.
The sound is clear allowing the viewer to hear as Matt interviews the dudes and jokes around with them. Aiden and Seige's hot heavy breathing as they near climax can be heard and is a big ol' turn-on. Drew's fast-talking bullshit is a turn-off.
The disc includes an interactive menu, scene selection, chapter stops, and previews for: "Damon II", "Andy & Sonny", and "Jonathan" The additional CD ROM includes previews for: "Sonny & Dean", "Broderick, Rocky, and Caleb", "The Castle Day One", "Brett, Dean, and Paul: All Night", "Paul, Dean, and Ryan, "Tanner", "Rick", "Michael II", and "Blake". Also included is a full color catalog of all the SCM volumes available for purchase.
I'm a huge fan of the SCM series and sadly, "SCM Volume 63" is a big ol' disappointment. I'll go ahead and get the negatives out of the way first: Drew. Although a very cute dude, he's fucking irritating to listen to boasting and name-dropping about all the adult film stars he supposedly has met or knows. To top that off, after two video sessions, he can't get it up. What a complete bullshitter. Okay, now onto the positives: Aiden is a cute guy and has no trouble slappin' that big cut cock of his to full mast and shoots a nice thick load all over loudmouth's chest. Seige is also very fun to watch. He's a party dude and has no qualms about jerking off in front of the camera. He even provides three "home movies" so we get to watch him pull his pud and shoot four loads. I'm going to recommend a Rental for fans of the SCM series. Everyone else, skip it.