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Diesel Dongs

Studio: Bang Bros » Review by Frankenlola » Review Date: 8/31/07

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Genre: Gonzo, Big Cock

Director: J.T., Illia T. (Scene 5)

Cast: Alexa Lynn, Cadence Calibre, Gia Marley, Honey Dejour, Tiffany Rox, Steve, Castro

Length: 2h19m

Extras: OUTTAKES: Actually a deleted scene of Honey diddling. [2m31s]

SLIDESHOW: Various stills from the movie, selectable by girl.

TRAILERS: Five previews for other Bang Bros. titles.

Audio/Video: The video was presented in the typical 1.33:1 ratio. The quality was fairly good with a bit of dirt on the lens during one scene. The film was shot gonzo, so there was a bit of shakiness at times, but this is to be expected. The audio was in 2.0 stereo, but with little background noise the dialog was easily heard.

Body of Review: Each scene was individually selectable, in addition to the option of watching all five scenes straight through. If you chose and individual girl's scene you are presented with the options to start at the beginning, at the "suck" or the "fuck". This formulaic approach does take away from the replay ability. The scenes follow the same formula, meet the girl, watch her strip, see her play with her snatch, blowjob, then some straight forward sex before a cum shot finale.

Scene 1: Alexa Lynn, Steve

Time: 26m13s

Positions: Fingering, BJ, Missionary, Cowgirl, Spoon, Doggy.

Condoms: Yes

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The first scene stars Alexa, a perky petite blond with small breasts and a tramp stamp above her round bottom. She seemed excited to be there and enthusiastically sucked the big uncut meat of Steve. She was vocally into the sex as well, and took a load to her face. She did spend a little time looking into the camera, but again, being gonzo, it is acceptable. The only distraction in this scene was the big, red bean bag belonging to Steve. His sack was constantly swinging around, blocking the good view.


His: 3.0

Hers: 3.0

Scene 2: Cadence Calibre, Castro

Time: 27m12s

Positions: Fingering, BJ, Reverse Cowgirl, Doggy, Missionary, Cowgirl

Condoms: Yes

This scene introduces us to Cadence, a cute red head with a thin figure. She again has small pert breasts, but with pierced nipples. She also possesses a nice round booty. Her co-star was Castro, a black man with a large cock, which has a bit of a hook to the left. He puts the meat to Cadence, and she handled it like a champ and enjoyed it. She too took a load to the face to finish the scene


His: 3.0

Hers: 3.0

Scene 3: Gia Marley, Steve

Time: 26m52s

Positions: Fingering, BJ, Missionary, Doggy

Condoms: Yes

Next up is Gia, a cute, freckled Texan with moderate sized implants and too much make-up. She has more meat on her bones than the first two, which is good. It also provides her with a nice bubble butt. Her partner was Steve, remember him from Scene 1? He is now introduced as the new guy, so maybe this should have been the first scene. The sex was the same as it has been for the first three scenes, straight-forward and finishing with a facial.


His: 2.5

Hers: 3.0

Scene 4: Honey Dejour, Castro

Time: 31m21s

Positions: Fingering, BJ, Reverse Cowgirl, Cowgirl, Missionary, Doggy.

Condoms: Yes

Here comes the honey of the day. She is a cute Asian mix with big natural 36D breasts. She also has braces which adds to her girlish look. This was my favorite scene of them all. Honey was into the sex and vocal with her approval of the black snake. Again the scene ended with a facial.


His: 3.5

Hers: 3.0

Scene 5: Tiffani Rox, Castro

Time: 22m59s

Positions: Fingering, BJ, Cowgirl, Doggy.

Condoms: Yes

The final and shortest scene shows us Tiffani. She is a young looking girl with short brown hair, nice, real 34C tits, and a large set of beef curtains. She wrapped both sets of lips around Castro's big meat, and he showed his appreciation by blowing a big load on her chest. . This was his best performance of the entire DVD. Unfortunately Tiffany was nearly silent during the sex, so it is hard to tell if she was enjoying it or not.


His: 3.0

Hers: 3.0

Concluding Words: Having been aware of the Bang Bros. for some time, this DVD felt just like any other scene from the internet. The formulaic approach may work well online, but here it becomes boring and repetitive. The option of jumping directly to an aspect of each girl's scene is a bonus, and adds to replay ability. This straight-forward approach won't work well for couples, especially since little attention is paid to the woman before the pounding commences. One positive is the mild sex, no obscure positions or anal to scare her. I feel a better title would be "Semi-Hard Dongs", especially since Shane Diesel doesn't make an appearance. It seems the bigger they come, the softer they stay. It is kind of annoying to watch him continue to slip out because he doesn't have enough blood to fill the monster cock.

Couples rating:

Solo |*----| Couples

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