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Tattooed Tools

Studio: High Octane » Review by Alexx O'Toole » Review Date: 8/31/07

XCritic's Advice: Watch It Online

Gay Adult Movie
Joe Budai
110 Minutes
CAST: Fred Fele, Marco Campbell, Ewan Rochelle, Tomi, Claudio Antonelli, Tavish Szabad, Jack Wright, Geoffrey Garcia, Joshua Rodgers, Buck Monroe, Antonio Martinelli, Albert Jara

The Good Stuff
Tattoed Tools is a pretty straight forward flick of tattooed guys getting it on. These aren't guys covered in tattoos, in fact a few of them don't appear to have any tattoos. Its mainly just hot muscular guys who happen to have some ink.

Scene 1
Tomi a tall, slim, muscular guy with a shaved chest and Ewan Rochelle an equally slim guy with a shoulder tattoo and trimmed body hair are snoozing the morning way in their tighty whities. Tomi untangles himself from Ewan and drains the lizard, giving us a nice view of his large uncut cock and the golden stream coming out of it. He gets back to the bedroom and wakes up Ewan with a few kisses before progressing onto bigger and better things, namely Ewans big uncut schwanz. After tasting each others cocks in various positions Ewan tears into Tomi's asshole. From doggie to cowboy Ewan eagerly slams into Tomi's hole showing us some hot close ups of him pounding up into Tomi's bung, ending their bone session by blowing his load all over Tomi's neck and chest. Tomi jerks his own uncut schlong to a smallish load which he takes a dainty taste of. Ewan leaves a plum fucked out Tomi asleep on the bed and goes out.
[Actors: Tomi, Ewan Rochelle| Sex Acts: Kissing, Oral, Anal, Jacking | Positions: 69, Doggie, Spoon, Cowboy | Condoms: Yes | Dicks: Cut, Uncut | ]

Scene 2

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Geoffrey Garcia and Tavish Szabad are watching stripper Jack Wright work his shit around a pole. No not some guys cock a regular stripper pole. Let me tell you Jack can work it! Jack a lean muscled, Latin looking guy really doesn't have much to strip out of as he is already without a shirt. He busts his moves for a bit before removing his jeans revealing thats all he had on. My jaw dropped when his at least 8" uncut, curved cock flopped out of his jeans. His body is sick, a great muscular ass and ripped muscles without a tan line on it. He swings his cock around for a bit before Geoff and Tavish have had enough and reach over and start feeling Jack up and doing some hot three way making out. Geoff reveals an almost twinkish physique and decent cut cock and Tavish a muscular body and nice uncut cock as well. The three guys work their ways from gobbling each others knobs to a brief rim chain before taking turns reaming Tavish sweet ass. Everyone ends up nutting on Tavish all shooting rather small loads.
[Actors: Tavish Szabad, Jack Wright, Geoffrey Garcia | Sex Acts: Kissing, Oral, Rimming, Anal, Jacking | Positions: Doggie, Cowboy, Missionary | Condoms: Yes | Dicks: Cut, Uncut | ]

Scene 3
Briefly before the last scene started you saw Joshua Rogers and Claudio Antonelli meet up in the mens room. Claudio has a great body, cool spiked hair, a bad ass goatee and awesome tatts. Joshua is tall with broad shoulders, a crew cut and perfectly muscled body. When we come upon them in now they are already half undressed and Claudio is stuffing his face with Joshuas uncut pink steel. Joshua returns the favor and slurps on Claudios uncut rod for a bit before eating out his hole and then fucking him hard and fast in various positions all over the bathroom. Now this is fucking and Claudios grin shows he is loving it! There are tons of great close ups and lots of tasty ball slapping ass noises from this scene. Josh strokes out his load onto Claudios tatt and takes a tiny taste before Claudio rubs out his own thick white load of which he touches to his tongue....barely.
[Actor: Joshua Rodgers, Claudio Antonelli | Sex Acts: Kissing, Oral, Anal, Jacking, Rimming | Positions: Doggie, Cowboy | Condoms: Yes | Dick: Uncut | ]

Scene 4
Fred Fele, Buck Monroe and Marco Campbell were at the bar while Jack, Geoff and Tavish put on their little sex show by the stripper pole. Let me start off by saying Fred Fele is totally SEX ON A STICK. He is a big muscular guy with chiseled features all over trimmed body hair and an ucut cock with the biggest mushroom head I have ever seen. That thing looks like its ready to burst out. Buck Monroe a lean tattooed, Latin guy with a shaved head and nice uncut chorizo dives between Freds legs to feast on his meaty bratwurst. Marco a youngish lean, muscular guy starts the scene out as the bartender but quickly joins in the action getting blown by Fred. These three work themselves from sausage noshing into a rim chain before taking turns doing some acrobatic fucking of Bucks tight bung over and around the bar. All guys end by stroking out decent loads on the designated cum rag of Buck.
[Actor: Fred Fele, Buck Monroe, Marco Campbell | Sex Acts: Kissing, Oral, Rimming, Anal, Jacking | Positions: Doggie, Cowboy, Missionary | Condoms: Yes | Dicks: Uncut | ]

Scene 5
Ewan from scene one comes back the house with a house guest Albert Jara. Albert is a cute Latino guy who just needs to unwind after a long day. Ewan shows him the hot tub and then leaves so Albert can relax. Albert strips quickly giving us a nice show of his muscular body and uncut boner. He sit in the tub and his cock is so long that it breaks the surface of the water as he chills out. Antonio Martinelli our pool boy/peeping tom sees the awesome cock and can't help but stare. Albert notices him and flashes his pearly whites inviting Antonio in for some real fun. Antonio doesn't take but a few seconds to strip down showing us his own well muscled body and uncut tool. He joins Albert in the tub and they kiss and blow each other before Alberts eats out Antonios butt. It looks like Albert was priming Antonios butt for some pounding but he ends up getting banged all around the hot tub by Antonio. Albert ends up with all the spooge on him with both guys nutting decent loads.
[Actor: Antonio Martinelli, Albert Jara | Sex Acts: Kissing, Oral, Oral, Rimming, Anal, Jacking | Positions: Doggie, Cowboy, Missionary | Condoms: Yes | Dicks: Uncut | ]


The audio in this flick was adequate. As there was not one lick of dialog spoken besides fuck me or Oooh yeah it passes muster. The background music was not overpowering so all of the important squish squish sex noises and slurps were all heard. Video quality was okay as well. My only complaint was the second scene was very dark. There wasnt enough lighting and some shots started to turn a little fuzzy due to lack of light.


Slim pickings for extras. The studios websites lists a behind the scenes feature but it was nowhere to be found on my copy.

Scene Selection

Photo Gallery: 60 still shots.

At the End of the Night

Tattooed Tools was a decent flick of well muscled, tattooed guys getting busy. The action was good for the most part. It became a little mechanical in some scenes and the scenes all seemed to follow each other in their progression.( kissing to oral to anal to nutting) I never really felt like ooh I haven't seen that yet in any scene in the movie. I would say there was no real passion or heat in the majority of the scenes. Everything in the flick was good, but nothing that really blew my skirt up. Tattoos just plain do it for me so that was in this films favor. Fred Fele does it for me even more than tattoos so another plus, if he walked by me I might just blow a load in my jeans I found him so smokingly sexy. Besides the one scene that was too dark and no dialog I really don't have anything overly negative or positive (besides Fred Fele) to say about Tattooed Tools. It gets my rating of "Rent It"

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