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Before They Were Stars Vol. 2

Studio: Pink Visual Productions » Review by Saul Good » Review Date: 9/2/07

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Genre: Straight--First Times

Director: ?

Cast: Sasha Grey, Nautica, Jeanie, Charlie, & Hillary Scott

Length: 2hrs 30 min

Production Date: Pink Visual, 2007

Extras: Chapter Selection: With a complete act listing.
Behind the Scenes: 10 minutes featuring a photo shoot with a super hot starlet, who doesn't appear in the film? wtf?
Bonus Scene: From Her First Lesbian Sex, with Aveen and Syvette--an Asian gal and a Reese Witherspoon clone.

Audio/Video: The Audio of this film is stereo 2.0 and sounds fairly decent. Because 5 scenes come from various sources, the sound does fluctuate. But remains solid. The Video is full frame color and boasts that it was filmed in High Definition. I don't see a difference--prolly b'cause I don't have an HD TV--but isn't this a fairly new way of filming? And aren't these supposed to be older clips? I'm not a technical person, so I may be confused. Regardless, the picture is good.

Body of Review: Pink Visual Videos continues to crank out, gaining their place in the top echelon of the adult business. Their latest disk, Volume 2 of Before They Were Stars, looks back in time at today's hottest girls and reminisces about when they were just starting. Today these girls are big deals, particularly cover feature Sasha Grey who was recently a Penthouse Pet. She alone should be grounds for a decent flick.

Scene 1: Charlie Lane
Acts Included: Oral, Dildo play, Double-Donging
A Puerto Rican baby with nice, overflowing breasts is helping the cameraman find a girl for a scene. They put a flier up at a college and lo and behold, here comes the petite and ghostly Charlie Lane. Despite looking like Lindsay Lohan's little sister, Charlie is adorably cute. Shy acting and reluctant to go along, she is coaxed back to a room for some Biology 101 lessons. Charlie gets 'convinced' to make out with the other gal and after a long 10 minutes of 'unwanting' both gals are touching each other's boobs and playing barefoot on the bed. Charlie's embarrassment and reluctance is cute, and sexy in a way, but it's no way convincing and so it makes this long intro exhausting. Eventually, Charlie allows her pussy to be eaten and it's an immaculate slice of poon just under a hedge of pubes. Charlie returns the favor and the girls play with dildos, a strap-on, and a double dong--all the time Charlie giggles with embarrassment. The 'first time' action is cute, but gets old after the 10 minutes. You start screaming "just fuck each other already". But when the finally do, it's good, strong vid of two hot honeys bumping cherry pies. Getting to that point was a bitch though.

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Scene 2: Jeanie Marie
Acts Included: Dildo Play
Jeanie Marie is in a doctor's office to have her broken vagina fixed. If that's not kinky enough, she's dressed in costume as some sort of Wonder Woman superhero who will not give up her super name, but refers to herself as a SuperHo. Jeanie is a strange bird; she is amazingly hot, with a perfect ass and fat pussy lips that looks like two orders of sashimi. Speaking in a voice that is huskier than Scarlet Johanson, Jeanie explains that tests are in order. So, she gets into the doctor's chair, hikes her legs above her head and hold a thermometer in her rectum. The doctor listens to her pussy and suggests some manual stimulation. Jeanie acts strangely and it's difficult to tell if she's playing a role or she is just bizarre. It's easy to live with her though, especially when she starts to suck and fuck a jackhammer dildo machine. She bends doggy style, and the doctor pumps the gun into her pussy. As if that's not enough, Jeanie rides a Sybian mound and looses her senses. Despite any boning, Jeanie's scene centers around her tight body and ant hill boobage. The comic book hero is an odd/interesting addition, although Jeanie could have been just as watchable without it--the super hero boots are sexy too. The only thing lacking is her taking a real boner, but otherwise she's easy on the eyes.

Scene 3: Sasha Grey
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Facial
Watching Sasha Grey getting "coaxed" into a sex scene is a bit like watching George Bush climbing on a Segway--we know how it's going to end. So inside a house the incredibly sexy Sasha Grey is given 20$ after 20$ by two older guys to loose her clothing. The shirt is first, and Sasha's long, black pig tails hang at both sides of her cupcake-sized breasts. Soon enough, everything goes and Sasha's juicy, round behind fills the camera. She turns around and shows the early days of her popular vag. Here is our first real action scene, and Sasha's the one to break it to us. She slobs knob like a dog on a bone, generating trails of spit and eyes that go red from pounding cock. If this truly is "before they were stars" then Sasha had her career planned from the start--she didn't need an introduction or training with the biz. This girl came to shatter the industry fresh out of the package. Dirty talk and all, this is the Sasha we know--and love. She gets fucked in doggy, cowgirl and reverse cowgirl, and exposes the sweet balloon knot that soon becomes her second vagina. This scene is one for her resume, as Sasha is a delight as usual. The fact that she's boning two old guys does shrivel the worm a little--but you'll get over it.

Scene 4: Hillary Scott
Acts Included: Oral, Vag, Anal, DP, Facial
Angelic, blond, Hillary Scott is a specimen of perfection. She has long, curly hair, a flat tummy and the stems of a marble sculpture. Her boobs are a tad out of place, as they are big, floppy cow tits--but who's playing beauty contest judge? Ok, maybe I am, but it's the talent part that I'm holding out for. Hillary gets hammered by two, black studs; one in the yapper, the other in the snapper. She jerks at a third white guy, sucking his tube making it moist so he can ease it into her ass. She enjoys his white meat doggy style before moving onto her back and letting the black dudes have a go. One becomes jealous and attacks her vagina, stretching her pussy lips in a graphic, close-up DP. Cum is as sweet as candy and Hillary proves it by enjoying 3 splatters of jizz to her lips.

Scene 5: Nautica Thorn
Acts Included: Oral, Vag, PTM, Facial
The first we see of sexy Nautica Thorn is her shaven, Asian pussy and the small, dark crater of her asshole. Full figured with sensual curves and a round face that's pretty good at blowing dick, Nautica is one of the hottest Asian in the biz. She lies flat on her tummy and puts her toes to her ass as she sucks a dude's white cock. Taking her time, she wetly jacks it then climbs his boner in cowgirl to set her smooth ass in motion. Nautica's pussy is a loose, juicy fortune cookie. The guy's cock slides in and out with no friction. Nautica ends this disc with a nice popshot to her face and eyes. What little lands in her throat she spits between her lovely breasts.

Concluding Words:

How much of this is early footage of today's hottest babes, I'm not certain. Nowhere is it mentioned where these clips are taken from and the girls don't look any different than they do today. The box simply refers to footage of the girls when they were "still young, dumb and full of cum" which theoretically, could have been yesterday. Without any references, viewers have no way of going back to these titles--but then this could have been shelved footage. Whatever the reasons, Pink Visual puts together a nice 2.5 hours of mixed action. Solo scenes, lezbos, dps, anal, the works. There's something for everyone--as if the super fine ladies aren't enough. The disc doesn't lack in any particular way, mainly because it is a solid mix of action. But nothing stands out either. As usual Sasha Grey sticks in your mind, mainly because she's a little rougher than the other four. Ample, but unexciting, bonus features neither help or hurt the film, which is definitly worth a view. Or two. Recommended


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