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Big Tits Round Asses 3


Studio: Bang Bros » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 9/3/07



XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Big Tits Round Asses 3

Bang Brothers

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Big Lou & Preston Parker & Robert Rosenberg

Cast: Chavon Taylor, Rachel Solari, Jerry, Claire Dames, Trent Soluri, Gianna, Jay Mack, Jayden Jaymes, Sunshine, uncredited mope

Length: 128:06 minutes

Dates of Production: 3/23/2007, 1/12/2007, 4/14/2006, 2/6/2007, 1/9/2007

Extra's: The only extras were some trailers, a photogallery, and a paper insert of the latest releases by the company.

Condoms: Yes

Audio/Video Quality: Big Tits Round Asses 3 was presented in the same 1.33:1 ratio full frame color it was shot in by directors Big Lou & Preston Parker & Robert Rosenberg for release by Bang Brothers on the company website, and then on this DVD. One of the trademark issues the scenes shot for this series have are that the technical values always seem on the low side, as if consumers of the website will shrug off any problems as being "good enough" for porn, but the occasional POV nature of the effort was handled fairly well. The lighting tended to be whatever ambient light was available, resulting in grain, shadows, and video noise as frequent visitors to the scenes released by the company. This impacts the accuracy of the fleshtones and can be an issue if you care as much about the technical aspects of your porn as I do. That said, the five scenes here varied more than a little bit in terms of picture quality (especially Big Lou's early scenes here) but the general quality wasn't as bad as some of the company's previous works, skating by on the energy factor provided by the performers, most of whom were established professionals (not the amateurs others claim highlight the series). The composition of the shots and the editing all served to provide a mixed bag too, making me wish the raw footage was handed over to a better editor to clean up a bit before being released on DVD (served up at about 3 Mbps). Still, it was better then a lot of their earlier work and the ladies had fun so I was largely forgiving of the many mistakes observed. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English (at 192 Kbps), with the vocals on the really low end at times but not covered by droning music except for the very beginning of the scenes.

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Body of Review: Big Lou & Preston Parker & Robert Rosenberg are directors at Bang Brothers; one of the most popular websites for sexual activity that isn't driven by high end production values so much as consumer demand. Their latest release was a five scene fuck flick called Big Tits Round Asses 3, presumably the third title in the popular series that uses ladies with large curves on the front and back instead of just a generic single focal point as other shows do. The idea here was to have the gals tease and them enjoy sex with a guy, following a general formula but not held to it slavishly as some suggest is needed in porn these days. If you like the material the company puts out using professional women, you will find this one to be cut from the same cloth in most ways, the fun factor catered to more than the technically superior high end material expected from other companies. If you're still interested, here's a quick look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that condoms were used all over the place this time, nearly as many as you will see at Wicked Pictures:

Scene One: Chavon Taylor and Rachel Solari, were up first with Jerry after the ladies demonstrated why they went into porn instead of professional volleyball. The ladies tried their hand at the sport and chased the ball around a lot with some nice tease footage showcasing their curvy figures as Big Lou caught it all on camera. The ladies then started undressing as they engaged in tease but the introduction of Jerry gave them a reason to drop the ball and start balling instead. The scene lasted 27:10 minutes and after they worked his meat pipe orally and with some titty fucking on the sandy outdoor court; proving sharing is caring as they gave him some loving, they began riding his cock vaginally. I was surprised that condoms were used but the guy gave up some oral loving too; the grain getting worse as the sun set in the west. It was a decent scene between the professionals, not much like some of the pro-am stuff the company is known for but heated all the same, ending with the facial pops as expected.

Scene Two: Claire Dames, a curvy brunette with some junk in her trunk but a pretty face too, was up next on the ottoman as she masturbated and teased for the camera. Big Lou was largely silent as he caught the gal at her best, spreading her legs and otherwise showing off, my biggest complaint being the obvious areola scars from her implants. Her scene partner was Trent Soluri and the scene lasted 27:11 minutes as he entered about 8 minutes into her act. He quickly warmed her up before she blew him, the gal showing a fair amount of oral skill as she messily slobbed his knob on her knees. He wore a condom to pound her pussy and while she wasn't as energetic a rider as I have seen elsewhere, she seemed to appreciate his modest member plugging her instead of a larger version other male performers would be drilling her with. The camerawork was definitely in need of lighting and a steadier hand though and all the energy she was generating was balanced against this fact. She did even better when she was on top of him, riding his cock hard by impaling herself on it until draining his balls dry of population pudding that went to her open mouth for swallowing so the scene had some substantial merit.

Scene Three: Gianna, the hotty featured on the lower left hand corner of the front cover, was up next in a scene lasting 24:32 minutes. Her playful demeanor and outgoing nature have elevated the status of many scenes in the past so this was expected to be a winner right out of the gate as it were. Preston was having a field day with her tease session, showing more care than Lou did in getting her at her best (at least under the circumstances provided). I especially liked the oiling up portion of the tease where she rubbed it all in and the titty bounce action but to see this gal having fun speaks volumes as to the quality of scene she provides. The mope (Jay Mac?) she ended up with wasn't announced but Gianna worked him over orally and with a titty fuck like nobody's business; nearly causing him to pop early. I was happy to see some prolonged titty fuck action here and the condom wasn't overly intrusive as she impaled herself on the cock so rapidly and hard. The doggy was also excellent given the manner in which she pushed back to meet him; this excellent scene ending with his load going into her mouth. Whew!

Scene Four: Jayden Jaymes, another perky brunette with large curves and a playful personality, was up for 25:33 minutes with Jay Mack after she teased on the indoor stairway landing a bit. The background noises were irritating but the gal was a breath of fresh air like Gianna was in terms of adding some excitement to the show by virtue of how she used her body to full advantage. Once she ended up in the living room, she had more room to get busy and Lou was more polished with the camera work this time, keeping a steadier hand as it were during the capturing of the action. Jay came up behind her to start rubbing her chest before she blew him; the gal coming across like she was somewhat skilled with a cock in her mouth but not as polished as the others; making it more fun to enjoy. Her pretty eyes looked at the camera while she smoked his pole, her hand working his shaft well enough as she prepared him for the titty fuck and condom clad vaginal screwing. He did most of the work this time but she wasn't completely passive either so I especially enjoyed her puffy pussy when she rode on top of his lap. The scene eventually ended when he rubbed out a load (she assisted too) to her chest and chin, Jayden rubbing the semen into her ample breasts.

Scene Five: Sunshine, a chunky blonde with incredibly large breasts, was up last in a 23:40 minute scene directed by Robert Rosenberg. She said little as she massaged her clothed chest and licked her funbags as the clothing slowly came off. While she wasn't exactly fresh meat or a hotty in the looks department, she did manage to display the kind of ass and chest the series is known for, the solo action taking place in a generic flat that could have been anywhere in the world by the looks of it. The guy that joined her was relatively new to me, his arm tattoos distinguishing him more than anything else about him. She sucked him off a little and he started drilling her cookie mechanically, the scene proving to end the movie on a low note as far as I was concerned (and I like Robert's work most of the time). The guy also wore a condom and ended by jerking off to her titties and mouth, the end result being that this was the weakest scene of the bunch in many ways.

Summary: Big Tits Round Asses 3 by directors Big Lou & Preston Parker & Robert Rosenberg for release by Bang Brothers was the kind of rough, unpolished effort I think the company has been known for longer than anything else. There were many areas in need of polishing up but ladies like Gianna and Jayden made this easier to overlook thanks to their playfulness, their enthusiasm, and their overall skillful manner with a cock so I rated Big Tits Round Asses 3 as Recommended with the caveat that those of you into technical perfection might want to pass it up or prepare yourself for the lighting and grain issues unearthed here. I like many of the scenes the company shoots these days but considering it is made for the internet first and DVD second, some consideration must be made to accommodate for the difference in media. In short then, this is a movie for fans of big tits and asses more than anyone else so check it out.

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You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon



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