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Art of the Cumfart, The

Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 9/4/07

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

The Art of the Cumfart: Special Edition

Jules Jordan Video/Erik Everhard Entertainment

Genre: Compilation, Anal Creampies

Director: Erik Everhard

Cast: Laura Stevens, Angelina Crow, Kid Jamaica, Steve Holmes, Erik Everhard, Courtney Cummz, John Strong, Michael Stefano, Jasmine Byrne, Jon Dough, Julie Silver, Teagan Presley, Lucy Anne, Franco Roccaforte, Katja Kassin, Robert Rosenberg, Ellen Saint, Dillion Day, Jay

Length: 289:06 minutes

Date of Production: 7/11/2007

Extra's: The best extra here was the 19:27 minutes worth of Behind the Scenes footage taken from some of the movies making up the compilation. I wish there had been more but a decent attempt was made to narrow down the scope of the action to the performers in this compilation so I have to accept it was nicely played out overall, with some extra sex as the bonus here much of the time. There was a couple of pop shot compilations from the scenes, a photogallery, a limited cast list (just the ladies), a slip cover for the DVD case, and trailers to shows like Anal Cavity Search 3, Innocent Until Proven Filthy 2, Anal Prostitutes On Video 4, Jailbait 3, Beyond the Call of Booty, A Sperm Load A Day, and Canadian Beaver on the double disc set.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The Art of the Cumfart: Special Edition was presented in the same 1.33:1 ratio full frame the scenes were originally shot in by director Erik Everhard for release by Jules Jordan Video/Erik Everhard Entertainment. The quality of the visuals varied a lot more than I remember some of the scenes looking, a few of them even sporting an annoying (though small) watermark for Erik's website on the lower right hand corner of the screen. The cameramen this time were Jimmy Scaffnetti, Tim Von Swine, Erik Everhard and Mike John so I don't think most of the problems originated with them so much as the standards of the times they were shot in. Low end gonzo is not known for staying power or artistic license and a few of the scenes were blurrier than I remember them (especially Teagan's scene at the beginning of the second disc in the set). Otherwise, the lighting was generally solid, the fleshtones accurately portrayed, and the composition of the scenes enough to enhance the look of the ladies in most cases. The bitrate was all over the charts here with much of the footage coming in around the 3 Mbps range but there were not a lot of compression artifacts present that I could see. The audio was offered up in 2.0 Dolby Digital English but there was no separation noticed that I could figure out, and the dynamic range was pretty limited too; the scenes coming from quickly shot gonzo; the guerilla shooting style favored by pornographers everywhere.

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Body of Review: Erik Everhard is currently one of the most talented gonzo directors found in porn for his ability to generate heat using shoestring budgets and a knack for finding the hottest gals to squeeze excellent performances out of. Now that he is distributed by Jules Jordan Video, his older titles from Erik Everhard Entertainment have been resurfacing in various forms, including compilations such as the newly released The Art of the Cumfart: Special Edition; a nod to the anal creampie genre that some of his fans have found exceptionally heated. The compilation contained eight full scenes, some of them quite long too, with minimal if any editing as the series of anal queens from around the world converged on Erik's cock as well as those of his friends. While I'm not a huge compilation fan, I do recognize that many of you are into a particular sex act or two, this time providing the anal creampie as the motivating act to be focused on so if you have not seen these scenes, you may find it to be one of the best available at this printing. That said, here's a quick look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were worn at all:

Scene One: Cum In My Ass Not In My Mouth 3: Laura Stevens and Angelina Crow, the two foreign brunettes featured on the lower left hand corner of the cover, were up first as Kid Jamaica, Steve Holmes, and Erik Everhard worked them over in the public park. Kid was hot to trot when he spied the curvy gals, the ladies willing to do all sorts of depraved sex tricks on the men from the aggressive blowjobs to the pounding of pussies to the anal action advertised so heavily on the cover. It was a relatively secluded area but the possibility of getting caught elevated the dynamic of the action, much of it done in point of view (POV) as they worked Erik over as actively as possible. Their schoolgirl outfits added some spark to the proceedings but it was the way they gave in to their carnal desires so readily that made them worth checking out. It was far from the best scene of the compilation but it did seem to be a nice starter scene, some minor editing in the form of blurring the Red Light District shirt Erik wore being the only thing different from the original scene (I only saw it once since someone else got it to review). Fans may appreciate that the group went back to the apartment to finish up, the ladies bent over to offer up their asses to the men. DP's anal action, and lengthy gapes were all in evidence here, the anal creampies punctuating the culmination of the scenes as expected.

Scene Two: Anal Cavity Search 1: Courtney Cummz is the attractive babe found on the DVD cover (middle of the right hand side). She has a great looking face, a nice rack and a hot body. The fun begins with some exciting teasing action. Next we find her giving a blow job in point of view. The action gets interrupted when Michael Stefano and John Strong show up in fake cop outfits. They have hats that say police and shirts that say LAPD. Anyways, they handcuff Courtney and Michael fingers her butt. After a bit John takes his dick out and Courtney sucks him off while Michael continues to finger her. Soon the action moves into some pretty heated anal sex. The rest of the action continues with the guys switching off and fucking Courtney in both straight and anal sex. Midway into the scene Erik Everhard joins in the fun. The scene also features some DP action, which was decent. The action ends with a facial and a double anal creampie. (scene review by Rob Randall)

Scene Three: Jailbait: There is only one word to describe Jasmine Byrne in this scene, hot! She looks really great, wearing a sexy school girl like outfit. We find her on a playground swing talking with Erik. The real fun begins with Jasmine giving Erik a blow job in POV and then he fucks her doggie style. The scene continues when Erik takes her back to the house for a little fun. But before she can get some guys to fuck, she has to blow Jon Dough. Pretty decent. Next she gets to play with three guys. They take no time to really get into action. It opens with some heated oral sex and moves into some great hole pounding action. A very hot scene with a lot of action and one very hot babe in the middle of it all. (scene review by Rob Randall)

Scene Four: Cum In My Ass Not In My Mouth 2: Julie Silver, a blonde with a curvy body and great attitude towards having hot sex, started off the show by teasing the camera while dressed in a light blue camisole, blue jean shorts, and a loose fitting top. Her ass beckoned to be hammered as she walked up some stairs and down a hallway before going into an apartment. She teased the camera some more by showing her goodies and soon found Steve willing to use her body for pleasure. He fingered her in both holes before she was allowed to sample his meat and he rimmed her thoroughly as well (giving her a few swats on the ass for good measure). He then started anally drilling her when Erik walked in to assist. They did some double anal, ATM, and fans of rougher sex will appreciate that Erik hasn't toned down the rougher aspects of his porn vision since Volume 1. They also did lighter sex like mere DP's and oral but this was circus action at its most bizarre. Fans will note that her hang time in the gape action was really long and she squeezed out the semen from her ass like a champion.

Scene Five: Anal Prostitutes On Video 1: Teagan Presley, the sexy hotty seen on the upper left hand corner of the front cover, was the first scene of the second disc in this scene from early in her career with Erik Everhard. The native Houstonian was out by the pool playing foosball in her skimpy black & white lingerie, soon walking through the garden to showcase her sexy ass as she walked towards the house with him behind her. Teagan was much more passive at sex in this stage of her career but she was girlish as an 18 year old should be, playfully teasing Erik as she continued to turn him on. They went onto the bed to play, but she gave him a solid POV hummer first. The majority of the scene was made up of oral and vaginal work this time but she did anal with the advertised creampie finish, showing that even a youthful newcomer like her could elevate the heat of a scene thanks to her winning levels of energy. It was not her best scene by any stretch of the imagination but it showed her at a time when anal teenagers were a dime a dozen; lovely Teagan sticking it out to really shine in the fullness of time.

Scene Six: Cum Filled Asshole Overload 2: Lucy Anne, a 21 year old bleach blonde (upper right hand corner; second in from the edge) with great legs and a near perfect ass, was up next as she took care of Steve Holmes, Kid Jamaica, Franco Roccaforte, and Erik Everhard in a bedroom. The opener was a bit twisted but the cast knew what to do, how to do it, and timed themselves just right so that they could enjoy all three of her holes at once. From the DP's to the anal to the taste testing (PTM, ATM) and other forms of oral, they showed that she could taking anything they had to offer and barely break a sweat. I'm not sure if that truly worked for me or not since it made her seem a bit too worn out but her good looks and energy helped make it a decent scene if not as solid as the last two. Fans may enjoy the fact that she gave the best gape of the bunch to this point but I'm not really into them so your mileage will vary. Her scene ended when she pushed out their loads from her ass but didn't lick, suck, or swallow any of them down.

Scene Seven: Cum In My Ass Not In My Mouth 1: Katja Kassin, the redhead on the front DVD cover (lower right hand corner) and a curvy babe by any standards, did both Erik and Steve (as well as Robert Rosenberg) after showing off her own ample sample. She was definitely built for comfort and not for speed and her vocal enthusiasm was not for waste here. She did the oral, straight, anal, DP, creampie action as well as any of the others and the ATM was present for those who care. It was a very hot scene as a result.

Scene Eight: Cum Filled Asshole Overload 1: Ellen Saint, the cute blond seen on the upper left hand corner of the front compilation cover (second one in after Teagan), was up next as she took on all comers orally in a scene including Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, Robert Rosenberg, Dillion Day, Franco Roccaforte, and Jay after she grabbed the car keys off the table. She found the men waiting in the garage of the business, apparently staking her until she dropped the keys to the red car, the men surrounding her as she got on her knees. She loved the taste of cock in her mouth and showed no racial barriers as she slobbed their knobs actively, the entire group going back to the apartment to further the heated antics. I wasn't keen on seeing the watermark here but the men started banging away at her mouth, pussy and then ass as though she wanted every inch they could give her. There was some DP footage complimented by the multitude of taste testing (PTM and ATM) but her strength was the active manner in which she took them all on at once and found them wanting. In effect, she outdid all of them but they wore her out in the process, her puffy pussy showing the limits as she started to favor the anal action near the end of the scene. The men gave her the advertised anal creampies for her to fart out as the other ladies in the movie did, the mess being fed to her willing mouth before the credits rolled to see more of Courtney pissing on the toilet.

Summary: The Art of the Cumfart: Special Edition by director Erik Everhard for release by Jules Jordan Video/Erik Everhard Entertainment earned a respectable rating of Recommended thanks to the wealth of action constituting huge amounts of heated fuck for the buck, replay, and stroke value. I would have appreciated it more if somewhere on the outside cover a list of where the scenes came from were printed since not everyone reads my reviews but the strength of the action was enough to merit serious consideration by all hardcore raincoaters. In short, if you are looking for anal creampies as advertised on the cover, you will find The Art of the Cumfart: Special Edition to be one of the best such compilations available this year with a great cast of superior hotties draining balls dry of population pudding.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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