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I Love Missy

Studio: New Sensations » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 9/4/07

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

I Love Missy Monroe

New Sensations

Genre: Compilation, Missy Monroe

Director: Varied by Scene

Cast: Missy Monroe, Aurianna, Mr. Pete, Marco Duato/Banderas, Chris Charming, Joachim Kessef, Lauren Phoenix, Ben English, Shane Diesel, Katrina Kraven, Dr. Philgood, Brother Love, Axel Braun, Biggz, Mark Ashley, Biff Richards, Naudia Nyce

Length: 279:16 minutes

Date of Production: 6/23/2006 (compilation only);

Extra's: The only extra offered here was a photogallery and a second side to the DVD cover; not a huge problem considering the amount of footage on the double disc set.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: I Love Missy Monroe was presented in the usual 1.33: ratio full frame and 1.78:1 ratio letterboxed widescreen color as the scenes were shot by a variety of directors for a number of titles by New Sensations. The quality of the scenes varied more than a little bit as some were very appealing while others were in need of better attention to detail but I still felt that the overall compilation was handled fairly well and focused on the cutie in question quite nicely. The series has really sold well according to the company president and fans that have passed up on projects in the past (because they would only have a single scene of the object of their lustful desires) seem to find them really solid in terms of value so the minor technical matters aren't as big a factor here. The fleshtones were accurate, the lighting usually good, and the composition of the shots typically good enough to enhance the look of the ladies. The audio was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital English (in 192 Kbps), with little separation and limited dynamic range but at least the music was not as lame as it could have been in most cases (exceptions noted below).

Body of Review: Missy Monroe may have recently had a baby (congratulations sweety!) and left porn for greener pastures but there is little doubt of the impact she had on the industry during her stay as an attractive extreme queen. Well, thanks to the folks at New Sensations and their I Love... series, Missy is the latest gal to get the star treatment with I Love Missy Monroe. The double disc set has 13 scenes of Missy in action, taking on all comers in her usual heated manner, even doing a couple of solo scenes for fans to enjoy. A few of them started with the action already underway but I'm led to believe that this was how they were originally presented, the following descriptions taken largely from my past reviews and those of my colleagues. If you were ever a fan of the lady, here is your chance to see a lot of her, perhaps more than anywhere else, without buying a lot of individual movies. So, here we go with a look at the titles the scenes came from, who was in them and what they did, noting that no condoms were used at all:

Scene One: Double Teamed 5: Missy Monroe, one of the blonde up and coming stars you've likely heard about, and brunette Aurianna, a very attractive gal that most sane men would love to bone, altered the equation a bit and took care of Pete and Marco on a large bed. I was surprised to see that Missy wasn't on the cover since conventional wisdom is to place the gal with the best scene or most name recognition on the cover but Emily wasn't bad either (more about her later). The gals were very skilled here, doing oral, vaginal, and with Missy taking a DPP from the guys. They also did some taste testing and come swapping in the most energetic of the scenes from the show. For those who care, Missy took a piss on the guys (some call it squirting). (Review by Me)

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Scene Two: 2 Dicks 1 Chick #6: Missy Monroe, Chris Charming, Joachim Missy is a cute blonde gal with ample sized breasts and a nice body. This scene opens with Missy checking herself out in front of a mirror. She's wearing a revealing see-thru pink top and pink panties. Not too long after Chris and Joachim enter the bedroom primed and ready for action. Missy gets down on her knees and proceeds to suck each of the guys off. Missy then stands up and bends over. Here she continues to suck off Joachim while Chris enters from behind. Missy then gets put on her back as she and Joachim have straight sex in a missionary fashion. Meanwhile Chris gives her a little treat to taste. After a bit the two guys switch positions for Joachim to receive oral and Chris to be working Missy via missionary. Next they move to the floor and Missy rides Joachim in cowgirl, then Chris joins in and Missy takes the two guys on in double vaginal. The scene continues on with double vaginal, but in reverse cowgirl. They switch back to cowgirl one more time, before doing double vaginal in a scissors like position. While Joachim continues the straight sex via scissors position, Chris pulls out and let's Missy suck him off a bit. The scene continues on with some more double vaginal and straight sex via pile driver. The scene ends with Missy taking a double facial. This was without a doubt a very exciting scene. Missy is a very attractive gal who performed wonderfully throughout her scene. Rating: 8/10 (Review by Rob Randall)

Scene Three: I Love Big Toys #4: Missy Monroe, dressed up in a skimpy red and white striped outfit, was up next as she diddled herself in a masturbation scene in a large bathroom. Her ample curves looked good as she slowly stripped, the gal looking a little bored at first but warming up to the action fairly quickly as the toys came out. The toys were truly larger than life this time, Missy embracing them to their fullest as she slammed them into herself. I'll be honest that I thought she was coming across as bored at times (she always seemed to like a real cock much more than toys) but she was looking fit in the scene and I can see why she was an extreme queen looked upon with awe by many in the industry before she retired. (review by Me)

Scene Four: Double Teamed 2: "Lauren Phoenix, the hotty on the front DVD cover and probably the fastest rising anal queen of the past few years, started off the scene in something of a bitch-match with Missy Monroe, the bleached blonde gal with lots of curves and an attitude to match. The gals seemed to relish the idea of a competition between them as they took on both Pete and Ben in a living room. There was a lot of dirty talk, spanking, and rougher edged sex before the gals did the gagging action so many of you enjoy. The spirit of the action here was hardcore roughness and the oral to the vaginal to the anal all reflected the intensity of the action taking place. Both gals did a major DP as well and I think the scene was great! Fans will be happy that the gals did some cum swapping at the end with plenty of taste testing of their juices from the guy's dicks throughout the scene (just as the others did). Whew!" (Review by Me)

Scene Five: SOS: Stretched Out Snatch 1: Missy Monroe, the blonde gal with a growing following due to her frantic antics on camera, began by rapidly masturbating until interrupted by Shane Diesel on a couch. He gave her some attention and she seemed in awe of his member as she attempted to cram as much of it as she could down her throat after he went down on her. She was also very vocal as he drove it home in her tight pussy (well, it wasn't very tight after he got through with it) and she rode him hard and wet before slowing down on the anal aspect of the scene. Just as she did solid PTM, her ATM skills were well developed too, and the energetic scene ended with a load to her mouth. Whew! (Review by Me)

Scene Six: Girl Crazy 2: Missy Monroe, a blond gal wearing see through blue cloths that looked hot on her, was up next with heavily tattooed brunette Katrina Kraven in bed. Katrina wore a black outfit that could also be seen through, the gal dominating Missy as she orally pleased her in a semi-aggressive manner. There was nipple biting, pussy eating, and all sorts of pawing at each other; the ladies satiating each other in the process of shooting the scene. The toy use was kind of extreme with one large toy being folded into itself for Missy to take in a form of technical DPP but she could stretch out to accommodate this device easily enough. Katrina took to the anal action with the toy pretty easily too, the scene ending too soon for my tastes but showing plenty. (Review by Me)

Scene Seven: Squirting 101 #4: Missy Monroe, Dr. Philgood, Brother Love, Axel Braun, Mr. Pete, and Chris Charming were all up in the last scene of the first disc in what was the shortest scene of the batch too. Missy was wearing red fishnet stockings and matching accessories as the men described what it would take to make her squirt. If you've read any of my reviews dealing with squirting, you will also know that I accept it is a fad to watch women piss just as the medical community and most in porn admit that the ladies are simply urinating but the fantasy of porn is about catering to the perceived needs of the audience so I'll just take it on faith that her oral skills as they diddled her were enough to keep my interest; Missy swallowing the load as it hit the back of her throat. (Review by Me)

Scene Eight: Biggz and the Beauties #10: Missy Monroe, is the very good looking chick found on the DVD cover. In this scene she looks absolutely sexy. It's unfortunate that the scene does not open with a tease. Instead, Biggz and Missy get hot and heavy. The action opens with Missy taking Biggz's limp dick and turning it into a sewer pipe. Missy makes the act quite exciting, because of the high amounts of energy she puts into it. The sex continues to bring some pretty heated content. While some girls who have previously been in this series have had problems taking on Biggz's 13 inches, Missy did just fine. (Review by Rob Randall)

Scene Nine: I Know You're Watching #2: Missy Monroe, is an attractive big breasted blonde gal who opens her scene trash talking and teasing. Then Mark and Biff enter the scene, one on each side of her. Already down on her knees she sucks them off in turn. Then one of the guys goes down on while the other gives her a mouth full. The dude eating her out gets her primed and then engages her in straight sex. They continue the action with one guy pumping her in straight while she sucks off the other. The scene ends with a double facial. This was a pretty good scene; it wasn't nearly as hot as the previous. Perhaps it's my Asian girl preference speaking out. Anyways the oral was very enjoyable and so was the sex. (Review by Rob Randall)

Scene Ten: Mr. Pete is Unleashed 1: Missy Monroe, is a very attractive blonde chick. Joining her is Naudia Nyce, a nice looking chick. The scene opens with Naudia having her chest dosed with water. Unfortunately, the shirt she's wearing doesn't have that same sexy appeal that white cotton tee shirts have. Next Naudia moves inside and we find Missy in a cage. Next Pete joins in the fun. The girls blow him, with Missy sucking dick through the cage. Eventually Missy gets out and there's some more oral sex. The action was done very well. The sex is pretty exciting, but not extremely hot. The problem is that the girls don't interact with each other during the sex. Still, the one on one action was quite enjoyable. (Review by Rob Randall)

Scene Eleven: Fucking Assholes: Missy Monroe, barely wearing a pink dress as the scene started with her sucking off Mr. Pete while Ben English was plowing her from behind, found the energetic gal aggressively riding them both as the mislabeled scene (it said Naudia Nyce was in the scene and left out Ben English; someone slipping up the credits from the last scene being my best guess). Pete got his chance to plug her too but the anal and DP aspects of the ride proved the gal to be the kind of sexual athlete everyone has acknowledged her for being; the dirty talk enhancing the moment more than a little too. The bed could barely hold the trio going at it but they continued and I only wish some tease footage had been included here. The wad of population pudding graced her mouth and throat before the end of the action, Missy smiling at the camera when it was done. (Review by Me)

Scene Twelve: She Squirts 15: Missy Monroe, is a spirited young thing with quite a bit of energy and can also lick her own nipples. She has her own name tattooed on her ass... which seems silly because she's not the type whose name you'd forget while you were pounding her from behind. Four fingers in her pussy makes her squirt in no time. Seconds later, a glass dildo makes her squirt again. She tries to take on the monster black dildo that Isabel used, but doesn't have much luck. Her pussy is too tight, it seems. She does manage to use it enough to make her squirt though, twice in fact. (Review by Adam Wilson)

Scene Thirteen: Double Teamed 1: Like a visit to trailer town on payday, this white trash extravaganza has a pair of pathetic stickmen poking the potent portals out of poor Missy Monroe. These groin-grabbing goobers do everything but watch NASCAR as they simultaneously pump our dull-eyed blond. Mr. Pete (God, what a DUMB porn name. Why not 'Master Bator' or 'Senior Shaft') has a kind of bald-headed Deliverance kid with cockmanship look while Mark makes with the flimsy, floppy mop top and faux facial hair. The rather rube-like look of the performers really deadens any sexual dynamic here, along with the full frontal XXX frenzy. Towards the end, when every opening in Missy's mangled body has been plied and tried a couple dozen times, we simply wish for these trolls to blow their load and be done with it. While the set-up is the same (Missy expressing her desire to be double teamed) not even the eight-finger insertion or the twin tool cunt cuddling can make up for unattractive people doing the literal equivalent of the nasty. Acts Engaged In: F to M Oral, Rough Fingering, Snatch Snacking, Face Fucking, Tit Slapping, Face Slapping, Straight Vaginal, Doggy, Pile Driver, Cowgirl, Double Dick Riding the Range, Reverse Cowgirl, Double Dick Driving the Herd Back, Praying Hands in Pussy, Scissors, Straight Vaginal with added Hand Insertion, $ Shot on Chest and Face (Review by Disco Dirge)

Summary: I Love Missy Monroe by New Sensations managed to encapsulate a lot of the reasons why Missy Monroe struck a collective chord in the porn industry; the gal embracing all forms of sexual sensations and living her life to the fullest. If that isn't a reason to rate this one as Recommended, keep in mind that she was in every scene, performed incredibly well often enough, and showed a lot of energy, enthusiasm, and passion missing in so many flavor of the month types you will find signing on for work these days. In short, I Love Missy Monroe had more fuck for the buck using Missy than you could ever get through in a short period of time, the replay value varying but never diminishing in the time I've had the double disc set so give it a whirl and get back to me in a month or two.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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