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Studio: Elegant Angel » Review by kobiata k » Review Date: 9/6/07

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Celebusluts 1 directed by William H.

Who says porn with plot is dead? Celebusluts is based on real-life celebrity stories combined with plenty of creative licensing. This release illustrates how Elegant Angel is diversifying and branding their releases as compared to Jo Schmo companies that blindly put out mediocre releases. William H. has another winner on his hands and I hope this is a start of more volumes!

Running Length: 2 hrs 31 min

The Sex:

Scene One: Nikki Kane

Nikki Kane plays a Paris Hilton type . . . sexy spoiled rich kid living off the parents' trust fund and driving a Bentley Continental through the streets of Canoga Park. The blonde Nikki Kane plays the Hilton role to a T . . . needless to say Paris is probably the easiest celebrity to imitate. While she's driving at night, a police officer pulls her over and conducts a field sobriety test, which Nikki fails miserably as she's unable to follow the officer's simple commands. Soon after, he reads her the Miranda Rights and is about to book her with DUI, but Nikki pleads to him saying that she'll do anything. The officer recalls that he watched her sex clip on the internet and proposes a special arrangement can be arranged. After she agrees to the innocent proposal, he drives her to a deserted alley and they both get out in front of the squad car. He uses his night stick as a sexual connotation before the foreplay begins. The sex proceeds into the warehouse where he fucks her raw, especially in the missionary position. The steamy scene ends with a cumshot to her face. He tells her that she shouldn't forget him because he recorded the foreplay with his dashboard cam should she try to report this abuse of power to higher authorities.

Scene Two: Jenna Haze

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Jenna Haze plays the stereotypical food binging celebrity that has to follow the Hollywood trend of having a personal trainer who's supposed to keep her in tip-top shape. Jenna's just binged on food and alcohol and she's too lazy to work out, but she finally get motivated because wants her French personal trainer to work for his money. The camera takes a nice view of her ass while she stretches before she performs situps. The whole workout idea bores her and she asks her trainer if there's another way to burn calories . . . that is sex. It doesn't take too long before she has her lip locked on his fuck stick performing her award-winning fellatio! This leads to the hot and steamy sex, especially when he has her face up on the wall while he pounds her pussy doggie style. The scene ends with an open-mouthed cumshot that she plays with before she swallows down her gullet. After she performs some post-coital head, she has the nerve to ask him if she'll receive a discount for the one-on-one session.

Scene Three: Rebeca Linares

The Spanish hottie, Rebeca Linares, plays the role of an A-list Hollywood celebrity who's the subject of tabloid papers. Clearly, this alludes to the only Spanish star Penelope Cruz with some liberal creative licensing. After talking on the phone with one of her confidants about her latest sex fling with her costar, she just gets horny talking about it and starts diddling herself in the limo. Apparently, Rebeca has a nasty habit of playing with herself in limos. A gung-ho paparazzi photographer is determined to catch her in the act. One night she gets caught masturbating outside her mansion when the photographer starts snapping shots of the lewd act. This leads to an altercation complete with verbal abuse. She doesn't want those pictures from circulating and so she cuts a deal with him . . . the pictures for some pussy action. Needless to say, the opportunistic photographer agrees. He goes right at her sweet pussy giving her some great cunnilingus while she's supported by the limo's exteriors. The great foreplay continues with good fellatio and its apparent that Rebeca is using him for sex and treating him like a meat puppet. Although she lets him fuck her pussy and ass, she makes sure that he knows who's boss when she sits on his face. It's a pleasant surprise to see her this aggressive, which she hasn't shown previously. The scene ends with her jerking him off onto her hands! At the end of the scene, he still wants his camera back, but she refuses to give it back to him because of the racy pictures he shot. She tells him to leave the premises and to fuck off in her cute Spanish accent!

Scene Four: Jamie Elle

Jamie Elle plays a Britney Spears type attention getting media-whore who loves to see tabloid papers covering every move she makes. She hasn't been satisfied with her media exposure and complains to her agent who suggests that she make a homemade sex tape. At first, she's appalled by the agent's idea, but her boyfriend convinces to make one. The scene begins with some nice grainy POV sequences (to simulate a home video) meshed into the regular camerwork. Jamie Elle delivers the goods with this scene including some hard anal POV style, which leads a nice facial! Well, I don't think she'll be complaining about the lack of media coverage once this "video" hits the streets!

Scene Five: Julia Bond

The last scene begins with an aspiring musician who's on his way to meet the girl, Julia Bond, that he befriended the other night who happened to be a daughter of a "record mogul." When he arrives at her house, he's surprised that her father isn't there, but it doesn't matter because he's willing to wait. In the mean time, Julia Bond urges him to give a little sample of his guitar and singing skills. Sadly, it's just a ploy because she just wants to fuck him. After some more teasing, they do the nasty! The MILF Julia Bond has a meaty ass which takes a thorough ass-fucking! The hard sex ends with him cumming on her face. In the end, she confesses that her father isn't a record producer, but her father is coming home anytime soon. At this point, the struggling musician doesn't know what to think even though he got some hot play from Julia . . . however I don't think that's on his mind as he's hurrying out of the house naked avoiding a possible confrontation with her father!

Audio/Visual: The audio/visual quality is what you would expect from top tier companies. Bottom Line: It's great!

Extras: The extras include a full scene starring Jada Fire and Jazmine in a hot and very wet threesome from "Squirtwoman 2." The scene should appeal to anyone that wants to get their fix of squirting and anal in one scene. The other extras include the standard fare such as trailers and a photo gallery.

Final Thoughts: Elegant Angel's recent strategy of establishing a strong brand name with strong titles like BWA has worked. Rather than focusing on releasing mediocre titles that run the gamut every week like they did in the past, they have decided to slow things down. This is another great title from this company that was on life support several years ago with their aging series like the Blowjob Adventures of Dr. Fellatio and Sodomania. Elegant Angel has responded to the changing conditions in the XXX industry for the better and I hope it continues. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND Celebusluts! The scenarios, the acting as well as the sex is top-notch for the most part although Jamie Elle's acting was not as good as the others. Furthermore, this is probably the most couples-friendly Elegant Angel release since the scenarios and the healthy variety of sex scenes should engage your girlfriend . . . in other words it's not a stroker flick like BWA and it's not "vanilla" either. You won't want to miss Rebeca's scene . . . I wouldn't be surprised if this scene wins awards . . . because it's that hot and creative!

~Ich mache mich jetzt auf die Socken!

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