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BangBros Invasion


Studio: Bang Bros » Review by Alexander » Review Date: 9/7/07


XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Tagline: "From our secret vault comes our newest title..."

Genre: Gonzo, Compilation

Cast: Angel, Veronique Vega, Christina, Natasha, Jolie, Kiara, Sara Jay

Length: 1:16:00

First Impressions: This DVD is a compilation of six scenes from Bang Bros. films that were first published between 2006 and 2007. Similar to this company's other greatest hits-style compilations, the settings, hot-ness of the girls, picture quality, and point of view vary wildly from scene to scene, which sometimes creates a very uneven viewing experience. For example, scene one features a gorgeous girl, hot action, and a well-lit, interesting setting. This is a scene I'll probably watch a few dozen times, at least. Scene two features a hot Latina giving a lucky guy a boner-inducing blowjob, but in a living room that looks like a hurricane of bad taste and empty potato chip bags swept through it. Scene three wins points because it features a tight-bodied, deep-throating Asian babe. So far so good, right? Wrong. Things go horribly awry with a first person POV scene featuring a fake-boobed, MILF-type clumsily going to work with a dildo; and then a completely unnecessary five minute scene of two really unattractive, big-breasted women flirting with a stage-hand or Bang Bros. employee or something backstage at a concert (or something...it's really hard to tell). What are we treated to in scene six? Five (yes, five) seconds of cock sucking, some flashes of boob, t-shirt trimming (I'll explain later), and way too much cellulite.

Special Features: There are two short outtakes, 10 trailers, stills from each scene, and the obligatory link to the Bang Bros. website. The second of the two outtakes is quite hilarious, with Angel getting bopped on the noggin by a shoe, then exclaiming, "You just hit my fucking head!" It's funny, but unfortunately, it's also the only one of the extras worth watching more than once.

Audio/Visual Quality: The DVD is presented in full screen and looks clean and crisp on my TV. Audio-wise, the dialogue is sharp and clear. The sex sounds are amped up a bit, naturally, but it's quite subtle and not at all as distracting as some of the ear splitting screams and slurps I've encountered on other DVDs.

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Scene 1 (Angel; Length: 19:11): I knew this was going to be a great scene the moment Angel appeared on my television. She's a little soft in the middle, but the combination of her dark skin, perky natural tits, cute round face, pink-tipped fingernails, sexy bleached-blonde 'do, and tight, round ass got me hard immediately. After some small talk with director Jordan, Angel strips, kneels on a sleek couch, and pulls apart her pussy and asshole with her fingers. After a few seconds of rubbing her clit, Angel meets the very fortunate dude that will spend the next 15 minutes fucking and eating out this girl of my dreams. He licks her slit and fingers her cunt as she sits, spread-eagled. Moments later, they're both on the floor and she expertly sucks his pole and jerks him off. They then take the action to the nearby computer desk where our guy (who at this point I've grown extremely jealous of) slams Angel's pussy from behind as she leans forward on the table. A variety of positions follow until Angel's chin gets hit with a few drops of come. (I'm probably the only person alive who gives a shit about décor in adult film scenes, but I was really impressed by the Pier1-accented post-modern/minimalist interior of the room. While the cool furnishings didn't necessarily make the scene any hotter, it was a welcome alternative to the moldy motel rooms and trash-filled living rooms of other Bang Bros. films I've jerked off to.)

Scene 2 (Veronique; Length: 7:36): This scene is seven minutes and 37 seconds of young and gorgeous Veronique stripping and sucking cock. It's not spectacular, but our girl is so damn sexy that this scene is certainly worth repeat viewings. As mentioned in my first impressions, my only gripe with this scene is the room it takes place in. Dorito bags litter a nearby table and video games and other random bachelor pad paraphernalia are strewn across the floor.

Scene 3 (Christina; Length: 20:34): Banter banter blah blah blah blah. Mercifully, dark-skinned, raven-haired, g-string-wearing, fine-assed Asian Christina slips out of her jeans and squeezes some baby oil onto her butt. Over the next five minutes we're treated to a little bit of clit massaging and some very nice close-ups of her perfect, blemish-free and clean-shaven pussy. Definitely pause-worthy and ideal for stroking off to. Not satisfied solo, Christina walks to another room where she finds a conveniently situated guy waiting to be deep throated and jerked off. After a few minutes of swallowing his entire cock, Christina gets banged until our stud jerks off above her face and blasts a load a good foot and half past her head and into her hair.

Scene 4 (Natasha; Length: 12:43): If you like your women with huge natural tits that hang from their sternum like floppy pendulums, then you'll probably enjoy this first person POV scene more than I did. Natasha is cute and a little goofy, but her frequent outfit changes (don't ask), the emphasizing her cleavage over fucking (of which there is none, just cock sucking and tugging), and her jiggling, wobbly boobs, did more to turn me off than turn me on.

Scene 5 (Jolie; Length: 8:47): This scene also didn't do much for me. If I'm going to sit through eight minutes of a woman thrusting a giant pink dildo into her cunt over and over and over again, the woman better be both fine and creative. Cougar Jolie doesn't suck it, slap it against her clit, spit on it, titty fuck it or anything else that might have spiced up this scene a bit. It's disappointing in how conservative it is (doubly so considering the aggressive and suggestive title of the DVD, Invasion). And although Jolie is a good looking gal, I'm not really into the 35+ year olds with the fake tans, huge plastic tits, ankle tats, stretch marks, and collapsing asses. Worth a watch, but ultimately, this scene has little to no replay value due to its lack of sizzle and imagination.

Scene 6 (Kiara and Sara Jay; Length: Way too fucking long.): Two words: Skip it! All you need to know about scene six is that nothing even remotely interesting happens. A cock is sucked for five seconds (five!), and then the two featured ladies go to work on their...t-shirts. And by "go[ing] to work," I mean customizing them with scissors to better show off their puffy bellies. That's it! Instead of five more minutes of my new crush Angel from scene one, we're treated to a pair of ugly women tailoring their tops.

Final Thoughts: Bang Bros. really dropped the ball on this quicky release. Had the final three scenes been anywhere near as hot as the first three, I would recommend Invasion without reservation. But because only half of the disc is stroke worthy, I can only suggest that you rent it first, if only to sample the sexy Angel and Veronique.



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