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Filthy's Monster Cocks 2


Studio: Club Jenna » Review by Frankenlola » Review Date: 9/7/07


XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Genre: Gonzo, Big Dick

Cast: Presley Maddox, Mckenzie Michelle, Kira Croft, Dani, Tiffany, Gotti, JT-Money, J-mac

Length: 1h25m

Extras:
PHOTO GALLERY: Typical free-running selection of various shots from the movie. [3m01s]
TRAILERS: Several continuous previews predominately featuring the work of Jenna Jamison. [~10m]
WEB SITES: Several addresses for various adult sites.

Audio/Video: The video was shot using a standard handheld camera and shown in 1.33:1 format. The audio was Dolby Digital 2.0. The sound was fine, and there was no background music present during the scenes. There isn't much memorable in this area, either positive or negative.

Body of Review: Again the film ran in the typical meet the girl, straight sex, cum shot procession. The girls were not overly hot, and the sex was on the mild side with-out much variation between the scenes. A highlight is you are given the choice to watch each girl sequentially or individually and presented a choice of where to begin each scene. This allows you to bypass the interviews and cut right to the good stuff.


Scene 1: Pressley Maddox

Time: ~13m30s
Positions: BJ, Reverse Cowgirl, Doggy, Missionary
Condoms: No

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Pressley is a long haired brunette beauty with a nice rack, round ass, and piercings in her nipples and clit. She enthusiastically swallows most of the curved cock presented to her. When it was time for the sex, she had no problems handling the meat in this area either. She finished by taking a facial and then spit polishing his shaft.

Rating:
His: 3.0
Hers: 2.5

Scene 2: Mckenzie Michelle

Time: ~18m30s
Positions: BJ, Missionary, Doggy, Cowgirl
Condoms: No

Mckenzie is a cute blonde with a bubble butt and pierced, puffy nipples. Her oral skills were average, with Mckenzie able to take only half of the dick in her mouth. The sex was ho-hum, due to the fact she mostly laid there and took it and did not put forth any effort. This is true with her vocalizations as well.

Rating:
His: 2.5
Hers: 2.5

Scene 3: Kira Croft

Time: ~20m
Positions: BJ, Missionary, Reverse Cowgirl, Doggy
Condoms: No

Kira is a dark skinned beauty with obvious implants. This does not detract for the hotness of the scene however. She enjoys the pink stretching that the guy is giving her. He also tries to persuade her into opening up the back door. Unfortunately this wasn't to be, so as a consolation she gobbled his load before swallowing it all.

Rating:
His: 2.5
Hers: 2.5

Scene 4: Dani

Time: ~17m
Positions: BJ, Doggy, Spoon, Reverse Cowgirl,
Condoms: No

Dani is a bubbly blonde with small pancake tits. She is blessed with large dark nipples and pussy flaps. She has a very good on screen persona during the interview, but she laid it on a little thick during the sex. Her fake moans in addition to constantly looking for the camera gave the impression she was more into the acting than the action. She was no slouch in the sex though. She was very active and she was able to swallow the dong down to the base for the first time in this film.

Rating:
His: 3.0
Hers: 2.5

Scene 5: Tiffany

Time: ~15
Positions: BJ, Missionary, Cowgirl, Doggy
Condoms: No

Tiffany was the girl chosen to close out this film. She is a dark hared girl with a big, round bottom. I would wager that she has small breasts, but cannot be sure as she did not remove or pull up her shirt during the entire scene. Another unfortunate issue was the large amount of razor burn this poor girl had, I think she mowed the lawn right before the scene was shot. The sex was nothing noteworthy either. She put forth the least amount of effort of any of the girls, and just barely more than the still shots. She made little noise, and never fucked back. The movie would have been better without this scene.

Rating:
His: 2.0
Hers: 2.0


Concluding Words: With so many choices on the market for gonzo flicks, it should be a priority to make something that sets you apart from the pack. Unfortunately this movie was unable to do that. The "monster cocks" were not much larger than the average porn penis. The scenes were short, the girls were bored and the action was lukewarm at best. As for the couples rating, this movie would not be anything to scare your S.O. away from porn, but nothing interesting enough to entice anyone to come back either.

Couples rating:
Solo |-*---| Couples



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