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Houseboat, The

Studio: Vivid » Review by Ravyn C » Review Date: 9/11/07

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Studio: Vivid

Director: Chuck Lords

Number of Discs: 1

Length: 1 hrs. 25 mins.

Release Date: 8/1/2007

Production Year:09/18/ 2006

Category: Feature

Genre: Letterboxed, Straight, Anamorphic 16:9, Couples

Condoms: None

Synopsis: She's Always Wet On The Bottom Van, a boat dweller, runs a book store. He has lots of time to daydream and write out his stream of consciousness in never-to-be-published tomes. After seeing a particularly fetching girl walk by the store, he chases after her, but to no avail. She becomes the object of his fantasies, seeing her with a customer in the store, on the street, even on the TV in his houseboat den. Days pass and he finds her being harassed by a cop on his street corner. He comes to her aid, she confides her troubles and he takes her in... to his bed. And the rest is history. Porn star history. Because there has not been a blonde beauty like this former Penthouse Pet in years. Get ready. Brea Lynn will float your boat.

Cast : Angela Stone, Brea Lynn, Chuck Lords, Jenaveve Jolie, Johnny Castle, Nick Manning, Poppy Morgan, Tommy Gunn, Van Damage

Features: Interactive Menus, Chapter Selection, Positions Room ,Behind the Scenes, Slide Show, Bonus Footage, Previews ,Int. Tel. Sex, Web Site Information, DVD-ROM Compatible

Audio/Video The HouseBoat directed by Chuck Lords for Vivid was filmed in High Definition and presented in Anamorphic wide screen format in 16:9 ratio. The sound portion was good presented in 5.1 Digital Dolby surround sound and there was no echoing or any kind of audio distortions. The colors were accurate, the flesh tones solid

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Overview: When it comes to romance and lust, men have a hard time handling it together. They often have a habit separating them and shielding their heart and libido from rejection. Such as it is for Van Damage who plays the Clerk at the bookstore who comes across a beautiful blonde that has taken over his senses as well as his thoughts while working. As all men are creatures of habit Van Damage lets his mind wander as he imagines the heated sexual encounters that fill his mind constantly. As a couples movie , the sex isn't has hardcore as other Vivid titles and it plays to the romance angle for the ladies. There is a bit of comedy with Nick Manning playing a Pimp. I'll be honest I have never been a fan of Mr. Manning , his "dropping loads" and other comments have fast become very boring and repetitious. However, I hear that off screen he is the total opposite and a very interesting and articulate person. The beautiful Jenaveve Jolie brought a lot to the screen with her g/g scene with Brea. The Houseboat has many twist and turns to keep you watching it including all the extras Vivid has always added to their titles.

Extras: Trailers for Debbie does Dallas Again, Sex Addict, Stood Up, It's Sunny in Brazil, BTS which has a small commentary from the director Chuck Lords as well as the antics of some of the cast members. Included in extras are five bonus sex scenes from other Vivid titles; Debbie Does Dallas East vs West Hard Candy Hot Property Double Jeopardy , ECU Lexie. Also as always with all Vivid titles they bombard you with almost seven minutes of info-mericals that you cant exit out of. You would figure that Vivid would have gotten the hint by now about that. I guess not.. Anyway now to the featured title The HouseBoat

Scene One:

Van Damage (non sex role), Brea Lynn, Tommy Gunn

The first scene opens with Van Damage playing a clerk at a local book store. He attention is caught by a very beautiful blonde Brea Lynn, who has crossed his path twice throughout the day. At the book store Brea appears to him just about everywhere in the book store. In his fantasies Van Damage watches on as Brea and Tommy get busy in a corner of the bookstore. Tommy makes a meal out of Brea as he goes to town on her. Brea then sucks him off and is pushed up against a book case for standing missionary, doggie and RCG. As they change position they move to different parts of the book store. The scene ends with Brea getting a facial.

Scene Two: Brea Lynn , Johnny Castle

Brea who is wearing a white mini skirt and a black tank top walks out of the book store only to be harassed by a local cop played by Johnny Castle. She turns to Van Damage for help and ask for the use of his office to straighten things out with the cop. Brea does more than just straighten things out as she takes things into her hands literally as she straddles his face and then sucks him off. Johnny then takes her from spoon to missionary to doggie with the pop shot going on her face

Scene Three: Jenaveve Jolie, Van Damage

Making a habit of leaving his keys behind, he calls upon his neighbor Jenaveve Jolie to let onto the docks. Once on his boat he invites her in and she makes herself at home and gets very comfy while she watches some porn. The Latina hottie get so involved in playing with herself she doesn't notice that Van Damage is behind her watching and joins her. He sucks her toes for a bit then proceeds to go down on her making her cum and leaving him high and dry.

Scene Four: Poppy Morgan, Angela Stone, Nick Manning

This next scene starts the with ladies dancing around the hotel room. Poppy is on top of the table strutting her stuff while Angela is on the floor wearing a fur coat stripping it. Enters Nick wearing nothing but a long fur coat swinging his dick around and dancing. The ladies suck him off for a bit then Nick gets to work doing them each in missionary and doggie while one of the ladies is over head and fondling the other. Poppy who takes full command of the scene excels in showing her abilities and her stamina bringing a lot of energy to the scene which Angela seems to lack. The trio ends the scene in the bathroom with the girls getting a facial. I loved the music they used in this scene though the group used was not credited.

Scene Five: Brea Lynn, Jenaveve Jolie

This scene has the ladies paired up for a bit in a very intense g/g moment. The passion and energy shared by these ladies is enough to carry the movie and then some. Heck they made me want to join in the action but that's were Van Damage joins in as he eats out both of the ladies and does the missionary and doggie while one of them straddles his face for a bit. They switch back and forth between the ladies and end the scene with Jenaveve getting a facial.

Scene Six Brea Lynn, Van Damage

In this final scene it has the couple back in the book store and on the floor in the spoon position and missionary ending with Brea taking the shot to her face. Granted it was a very short scene with but this last scene was more the romance angle than anything else. Van held Brea in his arms lot and showed a lot of tenderness something which is a must with the ladies.

Summary: There is always a certain something we all look for when it comes to a feature titled. It could be the smallest thing as a look or even how the performers expression during the sex act . Houseboat had a lot of those things going for it including a touch of romance which is seldom found in porn. With the perfect mix going for it even Nick had me laughing at his antics. There is a line that he used that I couldn't resist making a smart ass remark to it.. " I don't like hearing myself talk." Nick to Angela and Poppy.. that scene was great! As a couples movie, I would have to Highly Recommend it. All the scenes and the performers put their best foot forward to make it work for Chuck Lords.

Have a Wicked Week and an Even Wetter WeekendRavyn

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