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Jerk & Swallow

Studio: Other » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 9/11/07

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Jerk & Swallow

Metro Interactive/Toxxxic

Genre: Handjobs & Blowjobs

Director: Vince Voss

Cast: Harmony, Alex Sanders, Simone, Marco Duato/Banderas, Presley Maddox, Trent Soluri, McKayla, Persia, Diamond Bunns, Christina Aguchi, Donny Long, Savannah Stern, Winston, Reena Sky, Rachel Starr, Alex Gonz, Kaiya Lynn, Jay Huntington, Alexia Sky

Length: 116:58 minutes

Date of Production: 1/19/2007 (box); 2/20/2007 & 2/21/2007 (credits)

Extra's: The best extra this time was the inclusion of the entire disc from Blowjob Fantasies 1; a movie that came out ten years ago at a time when some true stars entered the business. My favorites this time were Sydnee Steele (fresh off the bus from Texas), Inari Vachs, a youthful Phyllisha Anne, as well as Zena Fox, Tangerine, Timber, Bianca Trump, Candy Apples, Candy Vegas, Jacklyn Lick, Sunshine Blue, Nellie Pierce, Melanie Stone, Rebecca Wild, Katie Gold, Sabrina Johnson, and a series of uncredited men. A couple of free hours of sloppy blowjobs are always a welcome extra, even if it really didn't have a lot to do with the movie itself. I really liked the 23:55 minute long Behind the Scenes interview section by Todd Todd a lot too; each gal getting some time on camera in the living room while sitting in their panties on a generic couch. There was also a photogallery, some trailers (six altogether), and spam on the two disc set.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Jerk & Swallow was presented in the same 1.78:1 ratio letterboxed widescreen as shot by director Vince Voss for Metro Interactive/Toxxxic. I would have preferred the enhanced resolution of an anamorphic widescreen offering but acknowledge that it is not standard in the industry just yet; some directors relying on old school looks designed for older televisions rather than the majority of TV's sold of late (that are widescreen enhanced). The lighting was strong and flat, reducing the amount of grain, video noise, and other flaws directly related to lighting. The compression rate was typically in the 5 Mbps area so I was pleased there were not a lot of compression artifacts as a result. The fleshtones were accurate and the level of detail provided was quite high for a Metro release but it wasn't substantially different than most mid to low range porn offered these days. The composition of the shots tended to favor the ladies, showing marked improvement from his last movie. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English offering using the standard 192 Kbps bitrate and for the most part, it provided a standard porn experience. The vocals were easy to hear and the music was pretty limited this time, sounding hazy and understated as well as generic as could be. I would have preferred it to have some personality but it seemed almost as an afterthought to me, along with several of the scenes.

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Body of Review: Vince Voss is one of the newest directors at Metro Interactive/Toxxxic, my experience watching his movies leading me to believe he was always trying to emulate one of their former workers in the form of Mike Quasar. His offbeat humor and playful banter used to put the ladies at ease has proven to be similar to the famed Mike so I looked forward to seeing the double disc Jerk & Swallow I picked for review the other day. The movie is a series of twelve blowjobs and handjobs given by a variety of lovely ladies looking to make some extra cash using what skills they've developed for their careers. The general formula would have Vince interviewing the ladies, getting a look at their cookies, and then asking them whether they wanted to jerk or suck off their scene partner. The lady would pick, the guy walk into the room, and the fun would begin in a straightforward style reminiscent of the company's earlier works. That said, here's a brief glimpse into the scenes by cast and action, noting that no penetration of pussy or ass took place, and no condoms were used either:

Scene One: Harmony, the talented professional seen on the front cover (second from the middle), set the stage for the formula as she was interviewed; given the choice to either blow and swallow or jerk off and take the facial with her partner Alex Sanders on the bed. There was no warm up here since she went right to deepthroating him. It was a messy but satisfying hummer and she served him as a cocksocket, tearing up as he worked her mouth hard. The attentive lass swallowed his load of population pudding and she laughed as the camera faded away. Whew!

Scene Two: Simone, a 22 year old brunette with a lean body, showed her goodies and followed the formula after some silly standardized questions; choosing to jerk off the meat puppet of her dreams; Marco Duato/Banderas on the orange couch. It was a well tuned handjob where she applied her style of hand to gland combat on his rod, using a variety of hand positions including the double meat beater with his oiled shaft. Given the risk involved, I'd probably prefer whatever porn stars wanted to please me with such an act, this gal showing the aptitude of a seasoned stripper at a dark club as she beat his meat while wearing no clothing. The load was light but the action was fun. Yum!

Scene Three: Presley Maddox, the brunette with streaked hair on the center of the front cover, was up next with third tier mope squad member Trent Soluri after the obligatory interview that made Vince sound like a cross between Mike Quasar and Chi Chi LaRue. She liked option two; swallowing the load after a great hummer, the puke green couch serving as the setting for her active oral skills to take place. She was aggressive and skilled, milking his nuts in no time. She truly earned her placement on the front cover though, offering a no bullshit blowjob of epic proportions. Yowza!

Scene Four: McKayla, a crazy brunette with large implants, claimed to be 23 years old on the plaid couch as she picked the handjob action selection with Marco Duato/Banderas. I liked how she mounted his lap to give him access to her backside as she jerked him off and even did some standing exercises as a result. Marco loved her technique as much as I did, the gal quite experienced in her craft too.

Scene Five: Persia, a cute 21 year old brunette with extremely long hair, was up next in a neon pink trimmed bikini, was the next contestant to work the meat pipe with Alex Sanders; picking the suck and swallow choice for the short scene. The purple couch could've used more lighting (the fleshtones were too saturated as a result of too little lighting) but she provided a fine hummer without any serious frills to mention; the only issue I had was that she did not swallow his entire load.

Scene Six: Diamond Bunns, the 20 year old Los Angeles native in her first scene ever, was up next with Trent Soluri. She was the light haired gal on the immediate right of the center on the front cover, the gal wisely choosing to give him a whack job. He loved feeling up her all natural breasts and she polished his pole with a lot of precision. She showed serious potential and while her overbite wasn't as appealing as her eyes and body, she was no stranger to cock as evidenced by her handjob here. Not bad!

Scene Seven: Christina Aguchi, the Asian on the far right side of the front cover, was up next with Donny Long on a couch. If you've kept up with the drama between the couple online, you'll know that they aren't best of friends these days but back then she was ready to blow him with all her enthusiasm. She's a small gal so his cock looked biggest than it usually does, the lady showing how her lengthy experience could come in handy by virtue of her oral skills in the living room. It was a slower hummer than most of the others here, providing a change of pace as she slobbed his knob.

Scene Eight: Savannah Stern, a frisky brunette from the 360 area code of Washington state, was up next in her studded blue bikini on the red couch as she jerked off Winston. The lighting was again too low so the saturated colors bothered me but she was one who knew how to rub a guy the right way; using her chest, cookie, and hand to full effect. She gingerly applied pressure to his dick, savoring the experience more than I think I've seen her do in the past, seemingly having difficulty from sucking him off as she continued to dynamic called for.

Scene Nine: Reena Sky, a lean brunette in a colorful bikini on a pool table (with weird blue felt), was all smiles as she selected to suck off Marco Duato/Banderas. The banter about her sweet looking ass aside, she wasted no time blowing him, Marco pushing her limits more than usual as she gave him the messy hummer. She never seemed to deepthroat him, concentrating on the tip and cheating with some handjob action, but the hard slate pool table seemed to give her the leverage she needed to inhale him to orgasm.

Scene Ten: Rachel Starr, a 23 year old brunette with large implants, reminded me of a Las Vegas stripper I used to know as she gave Vince a look at her clean clam before jerking off Alex Gonz (sounding more like the gal I knew all the time...) on the red couch in her neon pink bikini. She used one hand on his testicles and the other on his shaft but this was another gal that knew what she was doing. She verbally coaxed him a bit as well but it was her manual dexterity that impressed me the most. If she's ever in Houston, she can massage me anytime she likes in fact. Whew!

Scene Eleven: Kaiya Lynn, a small Japanese gal from Los Angeles that has been in porn for a few years, was up next in her neon pink bikini undies on the generic neutral couch as she volunteered to drink some man milk protein straight from the tap of Jay Huntington. He looked younger than usual as she impaled her mouth on his cock, a lot of the footage done in point of view (POV) fashion as she starred at the camera. It was a slightly mechanical hummer but she had fun with it all the same.

Scene Twelve: Alexia Sky, a shy 18 year old blond with blue eyes that had been in the business a month or two, claimed to be in her second scene on the couch with Jay Huntington as she picked giving him a handjob. She used a lot of lube but her slightly less experienced touch seemed to invoke extra warmth from Jay as he knew how new she was to the industry. If anything, she provided the least skilled touch of the cast but it also was a nice change of pace to enjoy, her tiny frame nearly lost on his massively muscular features as she fulfilled her destiny with a modest semen slide on his stomach.

Summary: Jerk & Swallow by director Vince Voss for Metro Interactive/Toxxxic lacked much depth but it was a solid selection of handjobs and blowjobs for those of you that might want a change of pace. The majority of ladies looked actively engaged in getting their partner off and the look they provided in their panties and bras added to the fun. Some were a lot more talented with a meat pipe and others hand the thrill of youth propping up their respective act but even the worst scene was fun to watch. The bonus disc from the Metro vault was pretty cool as an extra too, so I rated this one as Recommended (adjust it according to how much you like the cast and/or sexual actions focused on in the movie). In short, Jerk & Swallow will leave your balls drained and your wrists sprained from the amount of hand to gland combat you'll be doing while watching it, the replay and strokability adding to the reasonable levels of fuck and suck for the buck.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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