Chapter Selection: Without Act Access (note: Chapter Menus failed to work for me.) Cumshot Recap: Gallery: Other: Disc comes in spiffy packaging and includes 20 5x7 glossy production stills--ready for framing!
The Audio of the film is in stereo 2.0 and is rather good. Scenes are inside and voices and noises are clearly heard. The Video is Widescreen Color and claims High Definition. Maybe this is why it looks like shit to me--I don't own a HiDef tely. But should it matter? I don't know, it's porn man, not fucking Schindler's List. So to me the image was uber-dark and flooded with red tones.
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Tight Fit Productions brings in High Definition and Widescreen format Latin Mayhem, an awesomely packaged dvd featuring 5 scenes of caramel-bodied senoritas doing la cosa mala for our viewing pleasure. The dvd looks promising, hopefully its contents can hold up.
Oral, Vag, PTM, Cumshot
Gracing the cover in a red corset get-up, Nadia Stiles is pure, flawless Latina hotness. Long, thick hair, coffee-colored skin with ample boobs and nipples rosy red. She struts into a dark room where a man lies sans clothing on a table. The room is dark except for a single light shining on the guy as he fondles his pecker. Nadia climbs on the table and enters a long, satisfying tease with her fingers and then a dildo. She offers a brief blowjob and mounts his long dick in cowgirl. Nadia rides like the Calico Kid and enjoys being pounded when she is put into doggy and her face smears the table. But this scene is so under lit, that we only see the center of where the camera points. So much is left in shadows. Nadia keeps her corset on and hot as it is, it only further obscures her sexy bod. (See the photo for what I mean). A pop to the chest only drags this scene further.
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Oral, Vag, PTM, Cumshot
Senorita Costello's main asset is just that: her ass set. Thick as tires and large enough to be a U.S. certified PFD, her ass wiggles like pudding. She gives a black dude a sloppy blowjob, slurping it like crazy until saliva is running to her elbows. The black dude pumps her on, but again, the lighting is so poor we get a sepia-tinted, peephole view of the goods. Too bad too, because when her partner pumps her doggy style, her rear end starts to move mountains. A better image of this would have been spectacular. He pumps her spoon-style, sending her real, Latina melons into orbit and then pulls loose to ejac on her superb ass. Decent action, a strong and nasty oral scene, but ruined by the limited visibility.
Oral, Vag, PTM, Anal
Thin bodied Kat is sneaking around a garage at night (sounds appropriate) until she finds a good spot where she can drop her top and twiddle her twat. We don't get a good look of Kat until about 5 minutes later when she's lying on her back and a big, black dude is eating her clear-cut farmland. Kat sends out a stripper vibe, with her high heels and glittery-pink eyeliner. After maybe 10 minutes, the lighting improves enough that we can see a bit more. But then, by now my eyes hurt from strain and I've lost most interest. Kat does endure anal doggy style from which he pulls and pops into her mouth.
Jeneveeve just might be the hottest pepper on this Latina flick. She's curvaceous, brown and with immaculate stems that end in a pair of French-manicured toes. As she plays with her long, dark hair you can see the tattoos covering the inside and outside of her right arm. Against her dark skin the ink is sexy. Starting off with a slow tease and some fiddling with the man in her boat, she then gets her pus and ass eaten by a southern-looking, white boy. Jeneveeve performs a blowjob and tity fuck that is short and sweet before going doggy style and accepting a tight reaming. Thankfully the lighting is much better here, although it has its moments, and we see J's snatch spread and her perfect, brown asshole wide-eyed and staring. Although the picture is much more clear in scene 4, the action is nothing new. Jeneveeve's trophy body is worth a tug or two, but there's nothing here to make it more than a quickie. Another pop to the chest, closes the scene.
Eva Angelina, & Trina Michaels
Oral, Vag, PTM, Cumshot
Eva and Trina just came back from shopping and they're eager to show their Busta Rhymes-looking lover the skimpy outfits they bought. Alas, they don't try them on, but merely hold them up for approval. Eva and Trina appear complete opposites. Trina is a foxy dame with pure white skin and a curvaceous body. Her breasts overflow the skimpy white tank top she's wearing. Eva, the ever sexy and omnipresent good girl gone bad, hasn't changed a bit over the years. Her olive skin, plump bossom and sweet chunky thighs make her every man's dream. The two fool with each other while homeboy just sits and watches. But his turn comes soon, and the gals give a fair act of deep throating on his thick, long dong. There's not much threesome action; as one gal gets the goods, the other sits by and fondles herself or the boners. At one point they do pull off a Ted Nugent condominium, but it's only two-story so it's not much. The lighting is okay here, compared to the rest of the disc, but it's full of reds and shadows. Expecting a pop shot to the chest? Jackpot! That's what they get. yeah.
Latin Mayhem is a wolf in sheep's clothing. The disc is shot in Hi-Def, Widescreen and comes packaged in a super-cool paper-only, fold-pack (the only dvds I can think that are similar to this are Citizen Kane and House of 1000 Corpses [nice parallels, I know]). Also included are 20 5x7 glossy, photos for sharing with friends. Nonetheless, if you dip shit in gold, it's your still left with shit. Which is how this picture looks. I will be the first to admit that I know nothing about Hi-def, which also means that I don't own a HiDef television, so if my observations are due to my ignorance, sorry. But the film was riddled with shadows, hard reds and an overall obscurity. Couple this with only mediocre action and you've got un pelicula lamo. And honestly, I've wasted enough time on this. Skip It.